Sam & Max: This Time It's Virtual!

43 achievements

Ultra Rare×10

Very Rare×14

Rare×11

Uncommon×4

Common×4

About Sam & Max: This Time It's Virtual!'s achievements

Sam & Max: This Time It's Virtual! has 43 Steam achievements, 10 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Lumpy Cum Laude", earned by just 1.3% of players. 1 SteamVault member has 100%-completed it so far. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

1.3%

of players earned "Lumpy Cum Laude"

SteamVault 100%s

member fully completed it

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All Sam & Max: This Time It's Virtual! achievements

43 achievements

Lumpy Cum Laude

Earn an A in all 9 Freelance Police Academy Training Grounds. If you've earned 10, the game is broken.

Ultra Rare1.3%

Nacho Dust Buster

Avoid all Scrumpo Grenades in Sky Patrol Activity, maintaining cleanliness of your attire. Relatively.

Ultra Rare1.3%

Whisper Winner

You trained Jeff. Now you should be able to apply to these skills to many situations, like, um ...

Ultra Rare1.4%

The Extra Inch Award

You found all the extra gags in the office. We think.

Ultra Rare1.8%

Most Valuable Fizzer

Earn an A in Fizzball

Ultra Rare2.7%

Love Machine

Earn an A in the Tunnel of Tough Love

Ultra Rare2.9%

Flint Paper

Ultra Rare3.1%

Sequel Bait, or Just Plain Bait?

Listen to the tiny impotent screams of the vanquished Capn' Aquabear. You sadist.

Ultra Rare3.6%

It's Raining Bombs (Hallelujiah?)

Make 10 Baskets in the BasketBombs portion of the Voyage of Pain.

Ultra Rare4.2%

Bunts Are For Losers

You hit 10 Home Runs in one game of Fizzball. We'll need to ask you to pee in this cup.

Ultra Rare4.5%

High Anxiety

Collect all balloons and wings in the No Fun House, like some sort of obsessive compulsive hummingbird.

Very Rare5.2%

Hoverachiever

Earn an A in the No Fun House

Very Rare5.5%

Shotgun!

Blast five or more Aquabears while successfully navigating the DeSoto into the spooky depths of the miniverse.

Very Rare6.1%

Grandmaster Splash

Earn an A in Sky Patrol

Very Rare6.1%

Streak Freak

You got Jeff to perform 5 tricks consecutively, and irrepressibly.

Very Rare6.5%

Rat Whacker

Hit five or more rats with a mallet. This is how Norman Bates got started, you know.

Very Rare7.7%

VR Maimed the Radio Star

Listen to gags on the car radio until your eardrums bleed/we run out of jokes.

Very Rare8.1%

Spoke to DJ

Very Rare10.6%

Putting the 'A' in "Asplode"

Earn an A in Bombs Away

Very Rare11.0%

A Clue? Gesundheit!

Earn an A in Get a Clue

Very Rare12.5%

Spoke to Techie

Very Rare13.4%

Taste the Prismatic Projection

Feed Max every variety of icky blobs. Don't worry, he won't explode or anything.

Very Rare13.9%

CONGRATULATIONS!

Graduate from the Freelance Police Academy - Your Parents Will Be So Proud

Very Rare14.8%

The Freelance Student has become the Freelance Master

Definitively put an end to the menace of Capn' Aquabear... for now.

Very Rare14.8%

From Hell's Spleen

Shoot Cap'n Aquabear off the DeSoto... that'll teach 'im.

Rare15.8%

Takin' it Queasy

Climb out onto the crane. Try not to barf.

Rare15.9%

Disco Ninja Aquabear Suit

Sneak into the Aquabear Meeting

Rare17.6%

Helium Hoarder

Grab all the balloons in Voyage of Pain. Why? Because, that's why.

Rare17.6%

Bullets Ain't Cheap, Y'Know

Earn an A in the Circle of Carnage

Rare17.9%

Found Puddle

Rare18.3%

Pomp and Aquabears

Complete all of the Freelance Police Academy courses, and attend a hastily-arranged graduation ceremony.

Rare18.6%

This Hurt Me More Than It Hurt You

Take Zero Damage in the Voyage of Pain's Tunnel of Sharp Things

Rare18.9%

Act II - The Actening

Complete the second wave of Freelance Police Academy Courses. Now might be a good time to rehyrdrate.

Rare20.8%

Voyage of the DANG!

Earn an A in the Voyage of Pain

Rare21.2%

Clean Up in Aisle 666

Successfully rid the local Nutrihole of its netherwordly vandals.

Rare21.6%

Act I, Player 0

Complete first traunch of Freelance Police Academy courses. Also, look up "traunch."

Uncommon38.2%

Neutron Neutralizer

Defuse Teddy Tocks's Neutron Scrambler before it does whatever the heck it does.

Uncommon39.6%

Putting a Lid on Crime

You successfully wielded a trash can lid as a shield. Next season, Sam & Max will fight over the legacy of this trash can lid.

Uncommon43.1%

Not Entirely Pointless

Complete the Pointy Throwing Thing section of the Voyage of Pain before time runs out. Which you kind of have to do to pass, but we love handing out achievments.

Uncommon45.2%

Watch

Common76.8%

Dial M For Murder Hornets

Purge the office of flying devil pests... no, not Max, he can't fly. Usually.

Common79.4%

Office Intern

You completed the obligatory training section in Sam & Max's office. It only gets harder from here on out.

Common81.4%

You Should See the Tequila Bottle

You blew up a giant five-headed planarian worm. Are you proud of yourself? That worm probably had a family, you know.

Common84.7%