POSTAL 2

89 achievements

Ultra Rare×24

Very Rare×36

Rare×13

Uncommon×12

Common×4

About POSTAL 2's achievements

POSTAL 2 has 89 Steam achievements, 24 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Harder than r/gonewild", earned by just 3.0% of players. Across 13 SteamVault hunters who reached 100%, full completion takes a median of about 50 hours. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

3.0%

of players earned "Harder than r/gonewild"

SteamVault 100%s

members fully completed it

Median to 100%

50h

typical time to full completion

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Easy → Brutal

Enjoyment—

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No grind → Huge grind

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All POSTAL 2 achievements

89 achievements

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Ultra Rare3.0%

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Ultra Rare3.1%

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Ultra Rare3.1%

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Ultra Rare3.3%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Ultra Rare3.3%

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Ultra Rare3.4%

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Ultra Rare3.6%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Ultra Rare3.7%

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Ultra Rare3.7%

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Ultra Rare3.8%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Ultra Rare3.8%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Ultra Rare3.8%

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Ultra Rare4.1%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Ultra Rare4.1%

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Ultra Rare4.2%

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Ultra Rare4.4%

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Ultra Rare4.5%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Ultra Rare4.5%

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Ultra Rare4.6%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Ultra Rare4.6%

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Ultra Rare4.7%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Ultra Rare4.7%

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Ultra Rare4.8%

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Ultra Rare5.0%

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Very Rare5.4%

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Very Rare5.5%

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Very Rare5.5%

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Very Rare5.6%

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Very Rare6.0%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare6.0%

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Very Rare6.3%

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Very Rare6.4%

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Very Rare6.7%

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Very Rare6.9%

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Very Rare8.1%

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Very Rare8.2%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare8.4%

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Very Rare8.5%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare8.5%

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Very Rare8.7%

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Very Rare8.9%

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Very Rare9.0%

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Very Rare9.1%

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Very Rare9.1%

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Very Rare9.8%

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Very Rare9.8%

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Very Rare10.0%

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Very Rare10.1%

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Very Rare10.2%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare10.3%

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Very Rare10.5%

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Very Rare11.4%

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Very Rare12.6%

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Very Rare12.9%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare13.1%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare13.7%

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Very Rare14.0%

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Very Rare14.4%

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Very Rare14.5%

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Very Rare14.9%

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Rare16.4%

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Rare17.5%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Rare17.6%

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Rare18.6%

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rare19.0%

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Rare19.8%

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Rare19.9%

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Rare20.1%

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Rare21.8%

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Rare21.9%

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Rare25.1%

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Rare28.1%

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Rare28.1%

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Uncommon31.4%

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Uncommon31.5%

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Uncommon31.9%

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Uncommon32.1%

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Uncommon33.8%

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Uncommon34.3%

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Uncommon36.4%

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Uncommon37.2%

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Uncommon46.3%

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Uncommon46.3%

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Uncommon48.8%

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Uncommon49.1%

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Common53.1%

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Common56.6%

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Common62.0%

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Common67.6%