POSTAL 2

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Rescued your loyal companion.

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Reunited with an old flame.

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Reunited with an old enemy.

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Reunited with an old friend.

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Read the newspaper every day.

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Wore all three outfits.

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Finished all seven days.

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Survived Saturday.

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Survived Friday.

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Killed over 1,000 people.

Totaled 30 cars.

Kicked 30 dogs.

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Survived Thursday.

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Survived Wednesday.

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Survived Tuesday.

Put out someone that's on fire.

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Survived Monday.

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Gained your first dog helper.

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Sucked down your own piss.

Kicked open a door.

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.