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Surgeon Simulator

Surgeon Simulator

16 / 123 achievements13%
Ultra Rare2 / 78
Very Rare6 / 33
Rare3 / 5
Uncommon2 / 4
Common3 / 3

About Surgeon Simulator's achievements

Surgeon Simulator has 123 Steam achievements, 78 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "A Small Loan From My Father", earned by just 0.9% of players. 4 SteamVault members have 100%-completed it so far. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
0.9%
of players earned "A Small Loan From My Father"
SteamVault 100%s
4
members fully completed it

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All Surgeon Simulator achievements

Your unlocked achievements
123 achievements
Valve Actually Let Us Do This?
✓Valve Actually Let Us Do This?
Successfully use the VHS tape.
Uncommon49.2%✓ 9 Jul 2026
Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing
✓Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing
Perform an eye transplant.
Very Rare10.8%✓ 9 Jul 2026
I Am A Genius!
✓I Am A Genius!
Create a Hammerhead shark.
Very Rare11.6%✓ 9 Jul 2026
Socialised Medicine!
✓Socialised Medicine!
Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Very Rare12.6%✓ 5 Jul 2026
I Think I Got This
✓I Think I Got This
Perform a brain transplant.
Rare26.9%✓ 5 Jul 2026
Hammer Time
✓Hammer Time
Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Ultra Rare5.0%✓ 5 Jul 2026
What Have I Done??
✓What Have I Done??
Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Very Rare8.6%✓ 5 Jul 2026
You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!
✓You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!
Perform a double kidney transplant.
Rare28.3%✓ 5 Jul 2026
About As Politically Correct As Fur
✓About As Politically Correct As Fur
Give the patient a... scarf.
Very Rare7.2%✓ 5 Jul 2026
What A Load Of Bull
✓What A Load Of Bull
Listen to the surgeon rap.
Very Rare7.4%✓ 5 Jul 2026
Surgery Horns
✓Surgery Horns
Express your appreciation of the metal.
Common55.3%✓ 5 Jul 2026
It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It
✓It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It
Perform a heart transplant.
Uncommon45.9%✓ 2 Jul 2026
Vworrrp Vworrrp
✓Vworrrp Vworrrp
Create a Time Lord.
Rare29.6%✓ 2 Jul 2026
Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!
✓Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!
Completely smash up the rib cage.
Ultra Rare4.0%✓ 2 Jul 2026
Flippin' The Bird
✓Flippin' The Bird
Show the patient your disdain.
Common61.1%✓ 2 Jul 2026
Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News
✓Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News
Answer the phone.
Common79.0%✓ 2 Jul 2026
Locked — 107 remaining
A Small Loan From My Father
A Small Loan From My Father
Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.
Ultra Rare0.9%
A++ is Trumperific
A++ is Trumperific
Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Ultra Rare1.0%
Right Tools At The Right Time
Right Tools At The Right Time
Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
Ultra Rare1.2%
The Speed Of A Neuron
The Speed Of A Neuron
Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.
Ultra Rare1.2%
Blinding Speed Surgery
Blinding Speed Surgery
Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Ultra Rare1.2%
Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum
Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum
Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
Ultra Rare1.2%
I Can See For Miles... Per Hour
I Can See For Miles... Per Hour
Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.
Ultra Rare1.2%
At Worst, You're Now Colourblind
At Worst, You're Now Colourblind
Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.
Ultra Rare1.2%
Not The Time Or Place For Precision
Not The Time Or Place For Precision
Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
Ultra Rare1.2%
Eye Of The Space Storm
Eye Of The Space Storm
Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.
Ultra Rare1.2%
Expert Space Stalker
Expert Space Stalker
Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.
Ultra Rare1.2%
The Tooth Is Out There
The Tooth Is Out There
Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Ultra Rare1.2%
Trumsplant
Trumsplant
Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Ultra Rare1.2%
Little Wet Willy
Little Wet Willy
Wet Willy with little pinky.
Ultra Rare1.2%
Blink And You'll Miss It
Blink And You'll Miss It
Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
Ultra Rare1.3%
You May Feel A Light Tapping
You May Feel A Light Tapping
Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
Ultra Rare1.3%
I Can't Work Under These Conditions!
I Can't Work Under These Conditions!
Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Ultra Rare1.3%
The Brains Of The Operation
The Brains Of The Operation
Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.
Ultra Rare1.3%
Maintained Healthy Gums At Least
Maintained Healthy Gums At Least
Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.
Ultra Rare1.3%
No Need To Curb Stomp Him
No Need To Curb Stomp Him
Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Ultra Rare1.4%
There Is Nothing More To Teach...
There Is Nothing More To Teach...
Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
Ultra Rare1.5%
Nothing But Skull
Nothing But Skull
Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Ultra Rare1.5%
No Time To Admire The View
No Time To Admire The View
Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Ultra Rare1.5%
Stomach O'Clock
Stomach O'Clock
Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Ultra Rare1.5%
Tunnel Vision
Tunnel Vision
Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Ultra Rare1.5%
Best Surgeon In The World
Best Surgeon In The World
Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Ultra Rare1.6%
Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine
Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine
Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Ultra Rare1.6%
The Surgery Of The Future
The Surgery Of The Future
Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Ultra Rare1.6%
Precision Instrument Time
Precision Instrument Time
Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Ultra Rare1.6%
Pink Eye
Pink Eye
Vodka to the eye.
Ultra Rare1.6%
Now I Can Reach
Now I Can Reach
Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Ultra Rare1.6%
Let's See That Sick Filth Again
Let's See That Sick Filth Again
Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Ultra Rare1.7%
Best Surgeon In The Universe
Best Surgeon In The Universe
Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Ultra Rare1.7%
No More Worse Than Shampoo
No More Worse Than Shampoo
Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Ultra Rare1.7%
Won't Even Need Glasses!
Won't Even Need Glasses!
Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Ultra Rare1.7%
Lumberjack
Lumberjack
Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Ultra Rare1.7%
A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed
A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed
Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
Ultra Rare1.8%
That's How I Lost My Medical License
That's How I Lost My Medical License
Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Ultra Rare1.8%
Don't Even Need A Bucket
Don't Even Need A Bucket
Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Ultra Rare1.8%
Open Really Wide
Open Really Wide
Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Ultra Rare1.8%
First Success
First Success
Complete an alien organ transplant.
Ultra Rare1.9%
Don't In-Test My Patience
Don't In-Test My Patience
Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Ultra Rare2.0%
And They Said It Was Impossible!
And They Said It Was Impossible!
Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Ultra Rare2.1%
Frikkin' Lasers
Frikkin' Lasers
Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Ultra Rare2.1%
Surgetricity
Surgetricity
Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Ultra Rare2.2%
Butter Fingers
Butter Fingers
Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Ultra Rare2.2%
Like An Animal
Like An Animal
Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Ultra Rare2.2%
You Can't Handle The Tooth!
You Can't Handle The Tooth!
Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Ultra Rare2.2%
Moooooo
Moooooo
Heart of a Cow.
Ultra Rare2.2%
Life's Too Short
Life's Too Short
Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Ultra Rare2.3%
You're Free Now
You're Free Now
Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Ultra Rare2.3%
Nigel You Bloody Hero
Nigel You Bloody Hero
Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Ultra Rare2.4%
We're Going On An Adventure!
We're Going On An Adventure!
Take your radio with you.
Ultra Rare2.4%
Those Are Some Healthy Gums
Those Are Some Healthy Gums
Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Ultra Rare2.4%
Orbital Dentist
Orbital Dentist
Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Ultra Rare2.5%
I Have No Idea What I'm Doing
I Have No Idea What I'm Doing
Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Ultra Rare2.6%
My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me
My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me
Perform an eye transplant in space.
Ultra Rare2.6%
I'm Sure He'll Live
I'm Sure He'll Live
Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Ultra Rare2.7%
Sweet Blasphemy
Sweet Blasphemy
Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Ultra Rare2.8%
Brainstorm
Brainstorm
Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Ultra Rare2.8%
Performance Enhancer?
Performance Enhancer?
Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Ultra Rare2.8%
Kali Mah!
Kali Mah!
Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Ultra Rare3.0%
How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?
How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?
Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Ultra Rare3.0%
At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood
At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood
Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Ultra Rare3.0%
Archimedes!
Archimedes!
Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Ultra Rare3.1%
Grin And Bear It
Grin And Bear It
Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Ultra Rare3.2%
Should I Be Awake For This?
Should I Be Awake For This?
Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Ultra Rare3.3%
One With The Speed Bumps
One With The Speed Bumps
Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Ultra Rare3.5%
Performance Anxiety
Performance Anxiety
Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Ultra Rare3.5%
Speedrun Time
Speedrun Time
Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Ultra Rare3.5%
Brace For Surgery
Brace For Surgery
Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Ultra Rare3.5%
Call Trisha
Call Trisha
Now where did you leave her number...
Ultra Rare3.7%
Keep Your Eyes On The Road
Keep Your Eyes On The Road
Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Ultra Rare3.7%
The Beat Of Your Heart
The Beat Of Your Heart
Replace the heart with something else.
Ultra Rare4.5%
Go For The Optics!
Go For The Optics!
Perform
Ultra Rare4.6%
Mobile Dentistry
Mobile Dentistry
Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Ultra Rare4.8%
Don't Run With Scalpels
Don't Run With Scalpels
Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Very Rare5.1%
Is it Real?
Is it Real?
Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Very Rare5.1%
Enter The Code
Enter The Code
I'm not sure that was worth it...
Very Rare5.3%
Screw The Prime Directive
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare5.3%
It's In! It's In I Tell You!
It's In! It's In I Tell You!
...and it was going so well.
Very Rare5.4%
We're Going Bowling!
We're Going Bowling!
Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Very Rare5.5%
I Should Never Have Doubted Myself
I Should Never Have Doubted Myself
Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Very Rare5.9%
It's Hardly Rocket Science
It's Hardly Rocket Science
Perform a brain transplant in space.
Very Rare5.9%
Delivery Coming Through
Delivery Coming Through
Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Very Rare5.9%
Zero G Kidney
Zero G Kidney
Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Very Rare6.2%
Like A Wet Paper Towel
Like A Wet Paper Towel
Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Very Rare6.3%
I Immediately Regret This Decision
I Immediately Regret This Decision
Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Very Rare6.7%
A New Heart
A New Heart
Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Very Rare6.7%
Like a hotdog down a hallway.
Like a hotdog down a hallway.
Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Very Rare7.5%
In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed
In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed
Perform a heart transplant in space.
Very Rare7.6%
The Goggles Do Nothing
The Goggles Do Nothing
Completely smash up the goggles.
Very Rare8.1%
Heterochromia
Heterochromia
Give the patient heterochromia.
Very Rare8.8%
The Sound Of Progress My Friend!
The Sound Of Progress My Friend!
Explode a heart.
Very Rare9.0%
Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist
Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist
Perform a teeth transplant.
Very Rare9.1%
Practically Licensed
Practically Licensed
Complete all procedures.
Very Rare9.3%
Mother Hen
Mother Hen
Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Very Rare10.0%
Spaaaaaaaaace
Spaaaaaaaaace
Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Very Rare11.0%
10 Megabytes Of Raw Data
10 Megabytes Of Raw Data
Collect all floppy disks.
Very Rare11.1%
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Very Rare11.5%
When You Have No Choice But To Operate
When You Have No Choice But To Operate
Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Very Rare11.8%
Keyhole Surgery
Keyhole Surgery
Completely remove the rib cage.
Very Rare14.5%
Let's Go Practice Medicine
Let's Go Practice Medicine
Perform an uber heart transplant.
Very Rare14.7%
Nine Nine Nine!
Nine Nine Nine!
Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Rare15.4%
Nigel The Secretary
Nigel The Secretary
Go about your secretarial duties.
Rare17.9%
Pinky Swear
Pinky Swear
Make a promise with the rib cage.
Uncommon35.5%
Shh I Doctor Now
Shh I Doctor Now
Calm your patient.
Uncommon40.9%