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Goat Simulator 3

Goat Simulator 3

36 / 64 achievements56%
Ultra Rare6 / 28
Very Rare10 / 16
Rare9 / 9
Uncommon6 / 6
Common5 / 5

About Goat Simulator 3's achievements

Goat Simulator 3 has 64 Steam achievements, 28 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Maximus Instinctus", earned by just 0.6% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
0.6%
of players earned "Maximus Instinctus"

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Difficulty—
Easy → Brutal
Enjoyment—
Meh → Loved it
Grindiness—
No grind → Huge grind
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All Goat Simulator 3 achievements

Your unlocked achievements
64 achievements
Try Hard 2
✓Try Hard 2
Find all Trinkets
Ultra Rare3.0%✓ 8 Jul 2026
Daredevil
✓Daredevil
Jump off all Ramps
Ultra Rare3.7%✓ 26 Jan 2026
Welcome to Earth
✓Welcome to Earth
Rare18.4%✓ 29 Aug 2025
Crocsquatch
✓Crocsquatch
Give Big Foot some shoes
Ultra Rare3.8%✓ 29 Aug 2025
French Fika
✓French Fika
Lick the croissant
Very Rare8.9%✓ 29 Aug 2025
401(K.O.)
✓401(K.O.)
Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down
Rare16.3%✓ 29 Aug 2025
Move! That! Bus!
✓Move! That! Bus!
Ultra Rare2.6%✓ 28 Aug 2025
Club Mohair
✓Club Mohair
Very Rare8.1%✓ 28 Aug 2025
Black Market
✓Black Market
Very Rare11.4%✓ 28 Aug 2025
Car Cave
✓Car Cave
Very Rare10.0%✓ 28 Aug 2025
San Angora: Become Human
✓San Angora: Become Human
Rare17.7%✓ 28 Aug 2025
A Center for Ants?
✓A Center for Ants?
Very Rare8.9%✓ 28 Aug 2025
Nasty!
✓Nasty!
Very Rare7.5%✓ 28 Aug 2025
Streaking
✓Streaking
Run naked on the football field
Ultra Rare4.1%✓ 28 Aug 2025
Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation
✓Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation
Very Rare14.0%✓ 28 Aug 2025
Raider of the Lost Parking Garage
✓Raider of the Lost Parking Garage
Find the perfectly round boulder
Rare20.5%✓ 28 Aug 2025
[REDACTED]
✓[REDACTED]
Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur
Very Rare6.1%✓ 28 Aug 2025
Real Buoy
✓Real Buoy
Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Rare27.4%✓ 28 Aug 2025
Don't touch the servers
✓Don't touch the servers
Rare20.4%✓ 28 Aug 2025
New Goat Order
✓New Goat Order
Rare21.8%✓ 28 Aug 2025
Who Baywatches the Baywatch?
✓Who Baywatches the Baywatch?
Run on the beach in slow motion
Very Rare11.6%✓ 28 Aug 2025
Cannibanana
✓Cannibanana
Ultra Rare4.6%✓ 27 Aug 2025
Synchronization Complete
✓Synchronization Complete
Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Uncommon38.5%✓ 27 Aug 2025
Shadow Syndicate
✓Shadow Syndicate
Rare27.6%✓ 27 Aug 2025
Into the Matrix
✓Into the Matrix
Uncommon30.2%✓ 27 Aug 2025
Secret Society
✓Secret Society
Uncommon33.3%✓ 27 Aug 2025
Egg Simulator
✓Egg Simulator
Become an Egg
Uncommon30.5%✓ 26 Aug 2025
Reach the Stratosphere
✓Reach the Stratosphere
Get flung out of the map
Common53.5%✓ 26 Aug 2025
Goat Queen
✓Goat Queen
Become Queen of all the goats
Uncommon39.7%✓ 26 Aug 2025
Covert Consortium
✓Covert Consortium
Uncommon41.5%✓ 26 Aug 2025
Where is it?
✓Where is it?
Find That clown
Very Rare14.7%✓ 26 Aug 2025
Rogue Guild
✓Rogue Guild
Common51.3%✓ 26 Aug 2025
What a Waste of Money
✓What a Waste of Money
Rare25.2%✓ 26 Aug 2025
Private Club
✓Private Club
Common61.1%✓ 26 Aug 2025
Forgotten Sorority
✓Forgotten Sorority
Common88.5%✓ 24 Aug 2025
I Watched the Intro
✓I Watched the Intro
Common60.6%✓ 24 Aug 2025
Locked — 28 remaining
Maximus Instinctus
Maximus Instinctus
Complete all Baadlands Instincts
Ultra Rare0.6%
Crash Course
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare0.7%
Dude, where's my square car?
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare0.8%
Deliciously Disgusting
Deliciously Disgusting
Make a pineapple pizza
Ultra Rare0.8%
Daredevil of the Wasteland
Daredevil of the Wasteland
Jump off all Ramps
Ultra Rare0.8%
Wheels of Fortune
Wheels of Fortune
Find all Golden Wheels
Ultra Rare0.9%
Live Free and Try Hard
Live Free and Try Hard
Find all Baadlands Trinkets
Ultra Rare1.1%
Marathon Rider
Marathon Rider
Drive 42.195 km with your motorcycle
Ultra Rare1.3%
Wow, Such Instincts
Wow, Such Instincts
Complete all Instincts
Ultra Rare1.5%
Ultrasonic Speedy
Ultrasonic Speedy
Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy
Ultra Rare1.7%
So Aerodynamic
So Aerodynamic
Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat
Ultra Rare1.7%
I Love History
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare1.8%
G.O.A.T.
G.O.A.T.
Unlock all the achievements
Ultra Rare1.9%
Dr. Pheelsgood
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare2.0%
Utopia
Utopia
Fully Upgrade Pilgor Town
Ultra Rare2.3%
You Trusted Your Instincts
You Trusted Your Instincts
Complete all Instincts
Ultra Rare2.4%
Lousy References
Lousy References
Find all Broken Relics
Ultra Rare2.4%
You Gotta Licket to Ride
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare2.4%
Try Hard With a Vengeance
Try Hard With a Vengeance
Find all Multiverse Trinkets
Ultra Rare2.5%
Vault 55
Vault 55
Open the Vault
Ultra Rare3.0%
Certified Fresh
Certified Fresh
Find all movie tapes
Ultra Rare3.2%
Hell of a Ride
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare4.1%
It's All a Simulation
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare6.2%
Gastroscopy
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare6.3%
Appliance in Disguise
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare6.4%
Goat Got Brains
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare7.8%
You Mined Too Greedily and Too Deep
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare9.1%
This Took Half My Life
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare13.1%