Postal III

Postal III

35 achievements
Ultra Rare×16
Very Rare×14
Rare×2
Uncommon×1
Common×2

About Postal III's achievements

Postal III has 35 Steam achievements, 16 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "STALLONE", earned by just 3.8% of players. Across 4 SteamVault hunters who reached 100%, full completion takes a median of about 16 hours. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
3.8%
of players earned "STALLONE"
SteamVault 100%s
4
members fully completed it
Median to 100%
16h
typical time to full completion

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All Postal III achievements

35 achievements
STALLONE
STALLONE
Complete game using only melee.
Ultra Rare3.8%
EASTWOOD
EASTWOOD
Complete game using only the pistol.
Ultra Rare3.8%
PERSONAL JESUS
PERSONAL JESUS
Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)
Ultra Rare3.9%
ENTOMOLOGIST
ENTOMOLOGIST
50 kills using bees.
Ultra Rare4.0%
JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT
JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT
Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.
Ultra Rare4.0%
DADDY NEVER LOVED ME
DADDY NEVER LOVED ME
Complete game killing only males.
Ultra Rare4.0%
ARSONIST
ARSONIST
150 kills using fire.
Ultra Rare4.1%
PETA CHAIRMAN
PETA CHAIRMAN
Kill no animals in one playthrough.
Ultra Rare4.1%
I AM THE LAW
I AM THE LAW
Complete Good path without falling off.
Ultra Rare4.2%
THERE IS NO SPOON
THERE IS NO SPOON
Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
Ultra Rare4.2%
CAT WRANGLER
CAT WRANGLER
50 kills using cat.
Ultra Rare4.4%
KAVORKIAN
KAVORKIAN
Euthanise 30 elderly folks.
Ultra Rare4.5%
REAL AMERICAN
REAL AMERICAN
Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.
Ultra Rare4.6%
CAMELBACK
CAMELBACK
Piss 100 gallons of urine.
Ultra Rare4.7%
PRODUCT RECALL
PRODUCT RECALL
Destroy 50 cars.
Ultra Rare4.9%
PROPERTY DAMAGE
PROPERTY DAMAGE
Smash 50 windows.
Ultra Rare5.0%
PSYCHO DUNDEE
PSYCHO DUNDEE
50 kills using boomerang machete.
Very Rare5.5%
T.J. HOOKER
T.J. HOOKER
Arrest 200 perps.
Very Rare5.6%
FAIL ZOMBIE
FAIL ZOMBIE
Respawn 20 times.
Very Rare5.9%
WOLVERINES R GHEY
WOLVERINES R GHEY
50 badgersaw kills.
Very Rare6.5%
SUCKTASTIC!
SUCKTASTIC!
Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
Very Rare7.4%
DANNY TREJO
DANNY TREJO
100 kills using machete in melee.
Very Rare7.9%
DON'T TAZE ME BRO
DON'T TAZE ME BRO
Taze 200 victims.
Very Rare7.9%
ALL PERPS MUST DIE!
ALL PERPS MUST DIE!
Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
Very Rare8.1%
SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS
SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS
Arrest eco zealots leader.
Very Rare8.7%
COMMIES GO HOME!
COMMIES GO HOME!
Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
Very Rare8.8%
SCHWARZENEGGER
SCHWARZENEGGER
200 kills using M-60.
Very Rare10.5%
AIN'T GOT COJONES!
AIN'T GOT COJONES!
Finish your business with Krotchy.
Very Rare11.8%
SCOFIELD
SCOFIELD
Escape from prison.
Very Rare12.0%
NEUROSURGEON
NEUROSURGEON
300 headshot/decap kills.
Very Rare13.9%
SPECIAL OLYMPIAN
SPECIAL OLYMPIAN
Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
Rare16.8%
REPO MAN
REPO MAN
Return Thegways to the owner
Rare19.4%
THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!
THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!
Choose path for the first time.
Uncommon30.1%
DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!
DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!
Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
Common60.1%
EMO
EMO
Injure yourself.
Common68.4%