L.A. Noire

L.A. Noire

60 achievements
Ultra Rare×14
Very Rare×18
Rare×11
Uncommon×12
Common×5

About L.A. Noire's achievements

L.A. Noire has 60 Steam achievements, 14 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Auto Fanatic", earned by just 1.5% of players. Across 16 SteamVault hunters who reached 100%, full completion takes a median of about 56 hours. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
1.5%
of players earned "Auto Fanatic"
SteamVault 100%s
16
members fully completed it
Median to 100%
56h
typical time to full completion

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All L.A. Noire achievements

60 achievements
Auto Fanatic
Auto Fanatic
Drive every vehicle in the city.
Ultra Rare1.5%
The City Of The Angels
The City Of The Angels
Reach 100% Game Complete.
Ultra Rare1.6%
Hollywoodland
Hollywoodland
Find and inspect all gold film reels.
Ultra Rare1.6%
Public Menace
Public Menace
Rack up $47,000 in penalties during a single story case.
Ultra Rare1.7%
Bulletproof Windshield
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare1.7%
Star Map
Star Map
Discover all landmark locations around the city.
Ultra Rare2.0%
Roscoe And Friends
Roscoe And Friends
Kill at least one bad guy with every gun.
Ultra Rare2.2%
The Long Arm Of The Law
The Long Arm Of The Law
Complete all street crime cases.
Ultra Rare2.4%
Shamus To The Stars
Shamus To The Stars
Complete all story cases with a five star rating.
Ultra Rare2.4%
The Moose
The Moose
Follow Candy Edwards without using cover or incognito, except when starting or picking up the tail.
Ultra Rare2.8%
Chop Shop
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare2.8%
The Hunch
The Hunch
Use four intuition points in a single interview session, correctly branching each question.
Ultra Rare3.9%
Give My Regards
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare4.2%
Fakeloo
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare4.6%
High Flyer
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare5.4%
Miles On The Clock
Miles On The Clock
Drive more than 194.7 miles.
Very Rare5.7%
Auto Collector
Auto Collector
Drive 40 different vehicles.
Very Rare5.8%
Chauffeur Service
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare6.8%
Forcible Rear Entry
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare7.4%
Magpie
Magpie
Find and inspect 95% of all clues.
Very Rare8.0%
Out Of The Frying Pan
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare8.1%
The Brass
The Brass
Achieve maximum rank.
Very Rare9.8%
The Fighting Sixth
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare9.8%
Johnny On The Spot
Johnny On The Spot
Respond to 20 street crime cases.
Very Rare10.2%
A Good-Looking Corpse
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare11.1%
The Big Unfriendly
The Big Unfriendly
Complete 'Nicholson Electroplating'.
Very Rare11.3%
Skeletons In The Icebox
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare11.6%
The Nose Knows
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare11.9%
Moth To A Flame
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare12.6%
Huckster
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare12.8%
Soup In The Pot
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare13.1%
Eight Million Stories
Eight Million Stories
Complete 'The Naked City'.
Very Rare13.7%
No Rest For The Wicked
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare15.1%
Every Herb Bearing Seed
Every Herb Bearing Seed
Complete 'Reefer Madness'.
Rare15.9%
Spare A Dime
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare16.0%
Dead Men Are Heavier
Dead Men Are Heavier
Shoot and kill a total of 100 bad guys.
Rare16.3%
Femme Imbécile
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare17.1%
Lead Foot
Lead Foot
Keep the needle above 80mph for more than ten seconds while driving.
Rare18.0%
Not So Hasty
Not So Hasty
Stop a fleeing suspect with a warning shot as an LAPD Detective.
Rare20.0%
Wooden Overcoats
Wooden Overcoats
Bring down a total of 30 bad guys with head shots.
Rare20.8%
The Simple Art of Murder
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare22.3%
Nowhere In A Hurry
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare27.1%
Asphalt Jungle
Asphalt Jungle
Chase down and tackle a fleeing suspect on foot as an LAPD Detective.
Rare28.3%
Keep A Lid On
Keep A Lid On
Complete a brawl without losing your hat as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.
Uncommon31.5%
Round Heels
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon33.2%
Stab-Rite
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon33.8%
The Third Degree
The Third Degree
Correctly branch every question in every interview in a single story case.
Uncommon33.8%
Racing For Pinks
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon34.1%
Traffic Stop
Traffic Stop
Disable a suspect vehicle with help from your partner.
Uncommon34.2%
The Printer's Devil
The Printer's Devil
Complete 'A Slip of the Tongue'.
Uncommon35.5%
Paved With Good Intentions
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon37.5%
The Up And Up
The Up And Up
Complete a story case with a five star rating.
Uncommon38.0%
Auto Enthusiast
Auto Enthusiast
Drive 5 different vehicles.
Uncommon39.5%
The Shadow
The Shadow
Tail a suspect without being spotted, in a single case.
Uncommon45.2%
Golden Boy
Golden Boy
Clear a case finding every clue as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.
Uncommon46.7%
The Straight Dope
The Straight Dope
Use evidence to prove a lie as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.
Common58.4%
A Cop On Every Corner
A Cop On Every Corner
Complete a single street crime case.
Common61.1%
The Plot Thickens
The Plot Thickens
Find and solve an inspection puzzle.
Common62.2%
One For The File
One For The File
Find and inspect a clue as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.
Common65.3%
Police Academy
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Common67.8%