The Parenting Simulator

50 achievements

Ultra Rare×3

Very Rare×15

Rare×6

Uncommon×13

Common×13

About The Parenting Simulator's achievements

The Parenting Simulator has 50 Steam achievements, 3 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Outsourcing", earned by just 2.7% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

2.7%

of players earned "Outsourcing"

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All The Parenting Simulator achievements

50 achievements

Outsourcing

Resolve an awkward sister situation by calling in an unlikely conflict resolution assistant in Year 12.

Ultra Rare2.7%

Your Last Stand

Manage to complete the best possible diorama without your child's assistance in Year 10.

Ultra Rare4.7%

Family in Film

Experience the odd sensation of being the parent of someone with an IMDb page.

Ultra Rare4.9%

Go Fish

Make a less long-term commitment when shopping for potential pets.

Very Rare5.3%

A Walking Insurance Nightmare

Go to the hospital the maximum number of times in the story.

Very Rare5.4%

No Means No

Be active against activities!

Very Rare5.9%

In Recognition

Travel far in order to watch your not-so-little one accept a major award.

Very Rare6.7%

The Master

Have a child who becomes a true professional in their activity of choice.

Very Rare7.3%

The Power of Gift Cards

Help your child pass a major audition.

Very Rare8.0%

Death by Degrees

Pay for college tuition or trade school completely out of your own pocket.

Very Rare8.3%

Moonshot

Have a plan backfire in the best way possible.

Very Rare8.7%

Lending an (Under)hand

Sacrifice the moral high ground to boost your child's chances in Year 9.

Very Rare8.7%

Access Denied

Suspend your offspring's license before it's even issued.

Very Rare9.4%

Get Paid What You're Worth

Exploit your child's laziness for maximum profit.

Very Rare11.9%

Valedictorian Vindication

Watch your child graduate at the top of the class.

Very Rare12.1%

Ground Floor

Remain a low-level employee as long as possible.

Very Rare12.2%

Diapers or Bust

Allow your little one to go as long as possible without mastering the toilet.

Very Rare13.5%

Good for What Ails You

Make a high-stakes gamble on your pet's life…and win.

Very Rare14.0%

Don't Look Back in Anger

Take a hard swerve to avoid turning onto Memory Lane in Year 11.

Rare17.5%

A Sporting Chance

Watch your child go pro in their sport of choice.

Rare18.7%

Get Paid

Extract a heavy toll to perform a household task.

Rare19.7%

Cha-ching!

Win the WeViewer's Choice Contest.

Rare20.9%

Remix

Receive an upgraded version of a previous gift.

Rare21.3%

The Razor's Edge

Finish The Parenting Simulator with at least one stat at exactly 50%.

Rare23.3%

Climb the Ladder

Claw your way up to an executive position at work.

Uncommon31.2%

High Score

Help your child get top marks on a standardized test.

Uncommon31.4%

Paging Kenny Loggins

Enter the danger zone.

Uncommon31.9%

We Party the Hardiest of All

Spare no expense when it comes to the seventh birthday party.

Uncommon36.4%

In Memory of Sully

Take a hard line on going under the water in Year 7.

Uncommon37.3%

Seems Familiar

Come upon a name from another time, another place.

Uncommon39.3%

Break Out the Packing Tape

Fill the box with everything possible during the epilogue.

Uncommon41.0%

Protecting a Parent

Your child's biological relative came to the graduation party.

Uncommon44.1%

Sleep It Off

Help someone else's baby get a full, uninterrupted nap.

Uncommon44.8%

Das Boot

Don't let a minor vehicle issue pump the brakes on the quest for a driver's license.

Uncommon45.3%

Sustaining a Sister

Your sister came to the graduation party.

Uncommon48.2%

I Refuse to Choose

Randomly select your child's gender.

Uncommon48.4%

Wonder of Wonders

Convince your teenager that you're actually worth spending time with in Year 15.

Uncommon48.8%

Work is Work

See your offspring end up with a slightly more normal job than actor, athlete, or artist.

Common57.4%

Illness Immunity

You managed to prevent your baby from getting sick during their first year.

Common58.4%

You Like Me, You Really Like Me

Raise a child who still voluntarily spends a good deal of time with you when all is said and done.

Common58.4%

The Finder

Locate something very valuable that has been misplaced.

Common58.8%

Commode Conqueror

Achieve full potty-trained status as soon as possible.

Common65.5%

Fostering a Friendship

Your longtime friend came to the graduation party.

Common66.7%

The Circle Closes

Complete a playthrough of The Parenting Simulator.

Common67.8%

Play It Laude

Watch your child graduate high school.

Common68.2%

Pet Get!

The more the merrier, right?

Common71.4%

Family Matters

Don't let your sister go away angry in Year 4.

Common73.0%

One Down…

Insure that your child survives the first day of school.

Common75.7%

You've Got a Friend in Me

Establish a connection with another parent.

Common86.5%

A Rose By Any Other

Give a name to your newborn baby. No pressure, right?

Common97.1%