This Bed We Made

33 achievements

Very Rare×9

Rare×8

Uncommon×5

Common×11

About This Bed We Made's achievements

This Bed We Made has 33 Steam achievements. The rarest is "Moving Up the Ladder", earned by just 5.4% of players. Across 4 SteamVault hunters who reached 100%, full completion takes a median of about 12 hours. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

5.4%

of players earned "Moving Up the Ladder"

SteamVault 100%s

members fully completed it

Median to 100%

12h

typical time to full completion

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Difficulty—

Easy → Brutal

Enjoyment—

Meh → Loved it

Grindiness—

No grind → Huge grind

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All This Bed We Made achievements

33 achievements

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Very Rare5.4%

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Very Rare7.3%

So Long, Linda

You protected Wendy, which caused Linda to get fired by Bernard.

Very Rare8.1%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare8.8%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare11.1%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare11.2%

Writing's On The Wall

You found all three of Wendy and Jacques' kissing spots.

Very Rare13.2%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare13.3%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare14.7%

Eugene Gets the Boot

You did not prevent Eugene from getting fired by Bernard.

Rare15.2%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Rare17.2%

Wendy Gets the Boot

You did not prevent Wendy from getting fired by Bernard.

Rare21.2%

French Capital

You put money in your tip jar so you can go to Paris... one day.

Rare22.7%

Fire and Life

You opened the safe in room 509 and made some interesting discoveries...

Rare23.0%

Live to Fix Another Day

You protected Eugene, so he did not get fired by Bernard.

Rare27.1%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Rare28.6%

Status Quo

You erased the lipstick message, so no one was fired by Bernard.

Rare29.3%

Smooth Snooper

You snooped on your acolyte and used your newfound knowledge in dialogue. Real smooth.

Uncommon36.1%

Slippin' Andrew

You did not clean the puddle by the restrooms, leading to Andrew slipping and hurting himself.

Uncommon36.4%

The Bookworm

You chose Andrew as your acolyte.

Uncommon38.3%

The Bernard Whisperer

You managed to talk your way out of Bernard's questions without involving your acolyte.

Uncommon42.8%

Shouldn't Have Said That

You messed up while talking to Bernard, forcing your acolyte to step up and take the fall for you.

Uncommon44.9%

Kiss, Kiss, Kiss!

You and your acolyte kissed.

Common52.7%

All's Well That Ends Well?

You completed the game.

Common64.3%

Amateur Electrician

You restored the power on the 5th floor.

Common66.4%

The Beauty of the Clarington

You chose Beth as your acolyte.

Common66.5%

My Type of Writer

You solved Anne's riddle and opened the case in room 509.

Common67.8%

The Puddle Patrol

You cleaned the puddle by the restrooms and prevented Andrew from getting hurt.

Common69.6%

Team Building Exercise

You made a key double with your acolyte.

Common70.6%

Venting Your Spleen

You opened the vent and decoded the second secret message.

Common74.3%

Enigma Machine

You solved the secret code puzzle in room 509.

Common76.7%

Puzzled, But Not For Long

You solved the torn note puzzle in room 509.

Common78.8%

Not Safe For Work

You opened the safe in room 505.

Common86.1%