This will not go well

63 achievements

Ultra Rare×16

Very Rare×17

Rare×20

Uncommon×10

About This will not go well's achievements

This will not go well has 63 Steam achievements, 16 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Rocket whisperer", earned by just 5.0% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

5.0%

of players earned "Rocket whisperer"

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Difficulty—

Easy → Brutal

Enjoyment—

Meh → Loved it

Grindiness—

No grind → Huge grind

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All This will not go well achievements

63 achievements

Rocket whisperer

You clearly know how to make them go boom. 2500 missiles destroyed across multiple runs.

Ultra Rare5.0%

The interceptor

You’ve turned destruction into a daily habit. 5000 missiles destroyed across multiple runs.

Ultra Rare5.0%

Space janitor

Cleaning up the skies, one missile at a time. Total: 10000 missiles across multiple runs.

Ultra Rare5.0%

Missile extinction event

You’ve erased 25000 missiles from existence across multiple runs. They never stood a chance.

Ultra Rare5.0%

Boom magnet

You seem oddly comfortable exploding. 250 times, in fact.

Ultra Rare5.0%

Respawn pro

500 deaths and still going. Who said persistence is bad?

Ultra Rare5.0%

Immortal in spirit

You died 1000 times, and yet… here you are. Unstoppable.

Ultra Rare5.0%

Threading the needle

1000 perfect dodges across multiple runs. Are you part machine?

Ultra Rare5.0%

Matrix mode

You’ve bent space and time to avoid 2000 missiles across multiple runs. Respect.

Ultra Rare5.0%

First steps

You’ve scored 5000 points total. It’s something!

Ultra Rare5.0%

Point hoarder

10000 points collected over time. Keep stacking 'em.

Ultra Rare5.0%

High score goblin

25000 lifetime points. You clearly like winning.

Ultra Rare5.0%

Point tycoon

You’ve hoarded 50000 points. What’s the plan, buy a new spaceship?

Ultra Rare5.0%

Score overload

100000 points across all games. That’s some serious playtime.

Ultra Rare5.0%

Life on the edge

1800 seconds in the danger zone across all your runs living like tomorrow might not come.

Ultra Rare5.0%

This will go well

Awarded for destroying 50000 missiles over time. Your collective efforts have shaped the galaxy!

Ultra Rare5.0%

Pop pop!

You’ve destroyed 1000 missiles across multiple runs. Satisfying, isn’t it?

Very Rare7.5%

Too close for comfort

750 near-miss experiences across multiple runs. You must like living dangerously.

Very Rare7.5%

Thrill collector

That's 1200 seconds of adrenaline in the danger zone across multiple runs... and questionable decisions.

Very Rare7.5%

Kaboom enthusiast

100 glorious deaths. Each one a masterpiece.

Very Rare10.0%

That was lucky

500 times across multiple runs that you almost kissed a missile. Almost.

Very Rare10.0%

Shared funeral

Turns out it had a backup plan. Having some more friends, actually.

Very Rare10.0%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare10.0%

God of explosions

60 missiles exploded before they even knew what hit them. All in one game.

Very Rare12.5%

Threaded perfection

20 close calls in one match. We’re sweating just watching.

Very Rare12.5%

You call that close?

You flirted with disaster 25 times in one game... and won.

Very Rare12.5%

Score god

300 points in one go. You basically broke the scoreboard.

Very Rare12.5%

Crushed by the chunky one

It was massive. You still ran into it.

Very Rare12.5%

Shocking outcome

He didn’t even touch you. You got fried anyway.

Very Rare12.5%

So close!

You dodged 250 missiles by a hair across multiple runs. Impressive reflexes!

Very Rare15.0%

Peak performance

You hit 175 points in a single run. That was clean.

Very Rare15.0%

Unstoppable run

250 points in one run. You didn’t blink, did you?

Very Rare15.0%

Near-miss enthusiast

You willingly existed in the danger zone for 600 seconds across all runs. Respect the hustle.

Very Rare15.0%

Boomfest

That game was a firework show! 30 missiles blasted in one game.

Rare17.5%

Laser reflexes

You shut them down like a pro. 45 missiles down in one go.

Rare17.5%

Learning curve

You died 50 times. But hey, you’re getting better… probably.

Rare17.5%

Combo crusher

100 points in one go. You're on fire!

Rare17.5%

Didn’t see that coming

It was invisible, sure. But still... really?

Rare17.5%

You were the real target

Yellow one outplayed you. Tactics: effective.

Rare17.5%

Hot pursuit

You've racked up 300 seconds in the danger zone across your runs. You're a magnet for missiles.

Rare17.5%

Untouchable

40 seconds dodging death in the danger zone in one run like it's your job. And you're amazing at it.

Rare17.5%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Rare17.5%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Rare20.0%

Hyper reflexes

Your fingers were faster than fate. 15 dodges, one game.

Rare22.5%

Fast and furious

Orange blur went *brrrrrr*... right into you.

Rare22.5%

Playing with fire

You spent 120 seconds flirting with death across your runs in the danger zone. Bold.

Rare22.5%

Peacemaker

You reached the first 6 points without making any missiles collide. A true pacifist… or just really good at staying out of the way.

Rare22.5%

No fly zone

Missiles don’t get to breathe when you’re around. 20 missiles destroyed in one go.

Rare25.0%

Solid round

You scored 50 points in one run. Nice!

Rare25.0%

Unfair advantage

Green one doesn’t slow down. Neither did your death.

Rare25.0%

Danger magnet

You stood still in the danger zone for 30 seconds in one run. What's your secret?

Rare25.0%

Mediocre missile, outstanding fail

That purple missile thing wasn’t even trying… and it still got you.

Rare30.0%

Bold strategy, Cotton

That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em. 20 seconds in the danger zone in one run.

Rare30.0%

Missile ballet

You turned near-death into an art form. 10 dodges in one go.

Uncommon32.5%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Uncommon32.5%

One-man army

You destroyed 10 missiles in a single game. Feeling powerful?

Uncommon35.0%

Oops, it was blue

The hard one got you. Maybe it earned it.

Uncommon35.0%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Uncommon37.5%

Adrenaline junkie

You danced past 5 missiles in one game. You crazy.

Uncommon42.5%

Dancing with missiles

10 seconds in the danger zone dodging death in a single run? Stylish. Suicidal. Both.

Uncommon42.5%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Uncommon42.5%

What could go wrong?

You spent 5 seconds in the danger zone being way too chill under pressure in a single run.

Uncommon45.0%

You got hit by the slow red one. Really?

Uncommon47.5%