The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut

The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut

24 achievements
Very Rareร—13
Rareร—4
Uncommonร—3
Commonร—4

About The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut's achievements

The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut has 24 Steam achievements. The rarest is "HOW?!", earned by just 5.5% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
5.5%
of players earned "HOW?!"

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Difficultyโ€”
Easy โ†’ Brutal
Enjoymentโ€”
Meh โ†’ Loved it
Grindinessโ€”
No grind โ†’ Huge grind
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All The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut achievements

24 achievements
HOW?!
HOW?!
You beat the entire game without dying a single time.
Very Rare5.5%
Master Platformer
Master Platformer
You beat the game dying less than ten times.
Very Rare5.6%
That's Insane!
That's Insane!
Speed run the game in under a third of an hour. Now that's what I'm talking about!
Very Rare6.0%
Intermediate Platformer
Intermediate Platformer
You beat the game dying less than fifty times.
Very Rare6.0%
Aesthetic Man Unlocked!
Aesthetic Man Unlocked!
Unlocked the secret character Aesthetic Man from Aesthetic Melody as a playable character.
Very Rare6.1%
Novice Platformer
Novice Platformer
You beat the game dying less than one hundred times.
Very Rare6.1%
Speed Freak!
Speed Freak!
Speed run the game in under half an hour. Now that's fast, but let's set a record.
Very Rare6.2%
Slow and Steady Wins the Race!
Slow and Steady Wins the Race!
Speed run the game in under an hour. Not bad, but you can do better.
Very Rare7.7%
Slow_Poke
Slow_Poke
Cleared the game in under three hours. Turtle turtle.
Very Rare11.6%
Peter Unlocked!
Peter Unlocked!
Unlocked the secret doge Peter as a playable character.
Very Rare11.7%
Octopus Unlocked!
Octopus Unlocked!
Unlocked the Octopus as a playable character.
Very Rare12.1%
The Narrator is a DICK
The Narrator is a DICK
You beat the game!
Very Rare12.1%
Unicorn Unlocked!
Unicorn Unlocked!
Unlocked the Unicorn as a playable character.
Very Rare12.3%
Tom Unlocked!
Tom Unlocked!
Unlocked a Tom as a playable character.
Rare16.0%
Pothead Unlocked!
Pothead Unlocked!
Unlocked the Pothead as a playable character.
Rare19.5%
GunGuy Unlocked!
GunGuy Unlocked!
Unlocked secret character GunGuy from Blaster Shooter GunGuy! as a playable character.
Rare19.7%
They're all repeats from here.
They're all repeats from here.
You've heard all 151 death insults. I hope they didn't damage your self esteem too badly.
Rare26.4%
Happy Die-Centennial!
Happy Die-Centennial!
You've died 100 times. Honestly I just feel bad at this point.
Uncommon34.0%
Hillbilly Unlocked!
Hillbilly Unlocked!
Unlocked the Hillbilly as a playable character.
Uncommon34.2%
Hehe xD
Hehe xD
You died 69 times... lol that's... that's the number for... hahaha.
Uncommon40.8%
Old Lady Unlocked!
Old Lady Unlocked!
Unlocked the Old Lady as a playable character.
Common53.5%
Redneck Unlocked!
Redneck Unlocked!
Unlocked the Redneck as a playable character.
Common54.2%
Off to a Good Start
Off to a Good Start
Wow... died ten times already huh?
Common76.8%
First Blood!
First Blood!
Died for the first time. It won't be your last.
Common88.3%