Chair F*cking Simulator

Chair F*cking Simulator

31 achievements
Ultra Rare×2
Very Rare×14
Rare×6
Uncommon×4
Common×5

About Chair F*cking Simulator's achievements

Chair F*cking Simulator has 31 Steam achievements, 2 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Abandoned By God", earned by just 5.0% of players. Across 3 SteamVault hunters who reached 100%, full completion takes a median of about 4 hours. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
5.0%
of players earned "Abandoned By God"
SteamVault 100%s
3
members fully completed it
Median to 100%
4h
typical time to full completion

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Easy → Brutal
Enjoyment—
Meh → Loved it
Grindiness—
No grind → Huge grind
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All Chair F*cking Simulator achievements

31 achievements
Abandoned By God
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare5.0%
No Chair Left Out
No Chair Left Out
Completed with every chair color & type
Ultra Rare5.0%
Stop Worrying And Love The Chair
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare5.8%
No Leg To Stand On
No Leg To Stand On
Blew away wooden chairs 4 times with your love
Very Rare6.5%
I Can Still Hear Its Voice In My Mind
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare8.5%
Learn How To Scream
Learn How To Scream
Unlocked bonus sound mode
Very Rare8.6%
Please, What Are You Doing
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare8.8%
Got the Job!
Got the Job!
Successfully impress The Chorus
Very Rare9.0%
Clinical Depression
Clinical Depression
Spent over 20 minutes browsing chair profiles
Very Rare9.2%
Office Furniture Warehouse Liquidation Sale
Office Furniture Warehouse Liquidation Sale
Encounter 40 Chairs
Very Rare10.2%
Examination
Examination
The Chorus bears witness
Very Rare10.6%
Eager Face
Eager Face
Spent an entire encounter mostly only twerking
Very Rare11.1%
Sexterfield
Sexterfield
Seduced the heck out of some upholstered chairs over 5 times
Very Rare12.8%
Distant Sounds of Bare Feet On Wet Concrete
Distant Sounds of Bare Feet On Wet Concrete
The chair is a foot
Very Rare13.4%
Your Fate Is Sealed
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare13.8%
Bedroom Eyes
Bedroom Eyes
Unlocked Googly Eyes
Very Rare14.3%
It's Not You... No Wait, It Is
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare16.1%
Chair Kink
Chair Kink
Fucked over 3,000 times
Rare17.6%
Imposter Syndrome
Imposter Syndrome
Became worth an investigation
Rare17.9%
Creeper
Creeper
Spent over 8 minutes browsing chair profiles
Rare18.1%
Repeat Customer
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare19.6%
Knows What Every Lever Under The Seat Does
Knows What Every Lever Under The Seat Does
Encounter 20 Chairs
Rare21.9%
Swipe Left To Avoid A Terrible Fate
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon35.4%
The Door Has Been Opened
The Door Has Been Opened
Word is around town you know how to really squish a seat.
Uncommon35.6%
Bookworm
Bookworm
Spent over 3 minutes browsing chair profiles
Uncommon38.0%
A Troubling Hobby
A Troubling Hobby
Encounter 10 Chairs
Uncommon41.9%
Catfished
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Common50.9%
Quality Assurance
Quality Assurance
Commit a large number of consecutive high quality bumpings
Common52.4%
Furniture Pervert
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Common59.6%
Window Shopper
Window Shopper
Spent 1 minute browsing chair profiles
Common65.4%
Fucked A Chair
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Common98.4%