Noch

Noch

105 achievements
Ultra Rare×16
Very Rare×45
Rare×30
Uncommon×7
Common×7

About Noch's achievements

Noch has 105 Steam achievements, 16 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Ninja", earned by just 1.5% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
1.5%
of players earned "Ninja"

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All Noch achievements

105 achievements
Ninja
Ninja
Complete the final battle without taking any damage
Ultra Rare1.5%
Big Brother
Big Brother
Solve Enigma «Big Brother»
Ultra Rare2.5%
The Fool
The Fool
Solve Enigma «The Fool»
Ultra Rare2.9%
Honest Spectator
Honest Spectator
Buy a ticket
Ultra Rare3.0%
In Sight
In Sight
Solve Enigma «In Sight»
Ultra Rare3.4%
Market Relations
Market Relations
Buy meat
Ultra Rare3.7%
Drop in the Sea
Drop in the Sea
Solve Enigma «Drop in the Sea»
Ultra Rare4.0%
Voodoo Doll
Voodoo Doll
Kill the Captain by shooting his dummy
Ultra Rare4.0%
Bullseye
Bullseye
Activate the lever remotely
Ultra Rare4.1%
Campsite
Campsite
Spend time with a friend by the fire
Ultra Rare4.1%
Anarchist
Anarchist
Attack every inhabitant of Lisaland
Ultra Rare4.4%
Flame of Hate
Flame of Hate
Solve Enigma «Flame of Hate»
Ultra Rare4.4%
Yo Ho Ho
Yo Ho Ho
Solve Enigma «Yo Ho Ho»
Ultra Rare4.7%
1+1
1+1
Enter the Colosseum with two tickets
Ultra Rare4.9%
I Don't Have Time For It
I Don't Have Time For It
Call on the right phone number without fixing bilboard
Ultra Rare5.0%
Special Sample
Special Sample
Solve Enigma «Special Sample»
Ultra Rare5.0%
Racketeer
Racketeer
Take meat by force
Very Rare5.3%
Ashes to Ashes
Ashes to Ashes
Solve Enigma «Ashes to ashes»
Very Rare5.5%
Infallibility
Infallibility
Solve Enigma «Infallibility»
Very Rare5.9%
Scammer
Scammer
Win the jackpot by breaking a slot machine
Very Rare6.2%
Gambler
Gambler
Win the jackpot without breaking the slot machine
Very Rare6.4%
Hacker
Hacker
Get access to the computer with a virus
Very Rare6.5%
Demoman
Demoman
Blow up the stone on the Lisa's father grave using a mine
Very Rare6.8%
Millionaire
Millionaire
Complete «Million Dollar Dead Baby» without mistakes
Very Rare7.0%
Savior
Savior
Give a friend first aid
Very Rare7.0%
Lisaland
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare7.6%
Fisherman
Fisherman
Open the alien's container using the finger
Very Rare7.6%
Malleus Maleficarum
Malleus Maleficarum
Solve Enigma «Malleus Maleficarum»
Very Rare7.8%
Punitive Cooking
Punitive Cooking
Get poisoning incompatible with life
Very Rare7.9%
Bloodhound
Bloodhound
Find a farmer's hideout
Very Rare8.3%
You've Been Here Before
You've Been Here Before
Solve Enigma «You've Been Here Before»
Very Rare8.3%
Pacifist
Pacifist
Do not attack the inhabitants of Lisaland
Very Rare8.4%
He Did't Come
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare8.7%
Offering
Offering
Solve Enigma «Offering»
Very Rare8.9%
For Good Luck
For Good Luck
Put a coin in the mouth of the sarcophagus
Very Rare9.3%
Savvy
Savvy
Open the alien's container using the cast
Very Rare9.8%
Quid Pro Quo
Quid Pro Quo
Exchange meat for coolant
Very Rare10.1%
Best Friends
Best Friends
Solve Enigma «Best Friends»
Very Rare10.3%
Attach to the Case
Attach to the Case
Solve Enigma «Attach to the Case»
Very Rare10.6%
Know Your Destiny
Know Your Destiny
Find the ticket in the free dog hideout
Very Rare10.8%
I Want to Believe
I Want to Believe
Solve Enigma «I Want to Believe»
Very Rare11.0%
Special Decoy
Special Decoy
Solve Enigma «Special Decoy»
Very Rare11.1%
Shock
Shock
Stun enemies with a shocker 5 times
Very Rare11.1%
Knee-deep in Blood
Knee-deep in Blood
Solve Enigma «Knee-deep in blood»
Very Rare11.2%
Corruption
Corruption
Exchange a ticket for meat
Very Rare11.9%
Flowers Under the Stars
Flowers Under the Stars
Solve Enigma «Flowers Under the Stars»
Very Rare12.4%
Thirteen
Thirteen
Solve Enigma «Thirteen»
Very Rare12.5%
Hope
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare12.6%
Lemon Charge
Lemon Charge
Solve Enigma «Lemon Charge»
Very Rare12.8%
Favorite song
Favorite song
Solve Enigma «Favorite song»
Very Rare12.8%
Family Heirlooms
Family Heirlooms
Open Lisa's hiden safe
Very Rare13.2%
Golden Key
Golden Key
Open the safe of the free dog
Very Rare13.8%
Right Here Right Now
Right Here Right Now
Complete the Epilogue
Very Rare14.0%
Awakening
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare14.1%
Dawn
Dawn
Complete Noch
Very Rare14.1%
Not by Protocol
Not by Protocol
Find baseball bat from Protocol
Very Rare14.2%
Glass Tower
Glass Tower
Complete Part 2 of Chapter 4
Very Rare14.5%
Charming Strangeness
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare14.5%
Shelter
Shelter
Complete Part 1 of Chapter 4
Very Rare14.8%
Intruder
Intruder
Annoy the Observer and cause an alarm
Very Rare14.8%
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Enter the Shelter
Very Rare15.0%
Gunsmith
Gunsmith
Repair AK-47
Rare15.2%
Light Step
Light Step
Complete Part 2 of Chapter 3 without dying from a mine
Rare15.4%
New Champion
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare15.6%
The Fall Continues
The Fall Continues
Complete Part 2 of Chapter 3
Rare15.7%
Destroy All Aliens!
Destroy All Aliens!
Kill all aliens in Сhapter 2
Rare15.8%
Total Recall
Total Recall
Complete Part 1 of Chapter 3
Rare17.1%
Wunshpunsh
Wunshpunsh
Cook the main course
Rare17.1%
Bonecrusher
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare17.5%
Treasure Hunter
Treasure Hunter
Find treasure buried in the field
Rare17.9%
Rise and Shine
Rise and Shine
Make breakfast of a champion
Rare17.9%
Who's there?
Who's there?
Look through the front door peephole
Rare18.1%
Welcome to Lisaland
Welcome to Lisaland
Complete Part 2 of Chapter 2
Rare19.0%
Vandal
Vandal
Blow up the stone on the Lisa's father grave using a jackhammer
Rare19.1%
Psychic
Psychic
Identify Jackie's body on the first try
Rare19.2%
False Idol
False Idol
Solve Enigma «False idol»
Rare19.7%
Shadow-boxing
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare19.9%
Comandante
Comandante
Make Molotov cocktail
Rare20.0%
Trojan Cow
Trojan Cow
Blow up the alien ship
Rare20.0%
Wolf in Deer's Clothing
Wolf in Deer's Clothing
Solve Enigma «A wolf in deer's clothing»
Rare21.2%
Lucky One
Lucky One
Guess the code on the cockpit lock
Rare21.7%
Direct Access
Direct Access
Get access to the computer using the administrator's key
Rare23.1%
Fire of Memory
Fire of Memory
Solve Enigma «Fire of memory»
Rare23.2%
One Step from True
One Step from True
Read 50 notes and clues
Rare23.6%
Have a Nice Landing
Have a Nice Landing
Complete Part 1 of Chapter 2
Rare24.5%
Steep Dive
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare24.6%
Cait A Sesame
Cait A Sesame
Open marshal's case
Rare25.5%
Companion
Companion
Play Noch with a friend
Rare27.8%
Jackpot
Jackpot
Open closed cashbox
Rare28.4%
Between Lines
Between Lines
Read 30 notes and clues
Rare29.1%
Monster in the Dark
Monster in the Dark
Solve Enigma «Monster in the Dark»
Rare29.2%
Call Her
Call Her
Solve Enigma «Call her»
Uncommon32.8%
Cruelty
Cruelty
Cause more suffering killing a wounded deer
Uncommon33.6%
By the line in the sand
By the line in the sand
Complete Part 3 of Chapter 1
Uncommon37.0%
Determination
Determination
Kill injured deer by shooting in the head
Uncommon37.1%
I Will Pass
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon40.0%
Returning the Gifts
Returning the Gifts
Solve Enigma «Returning the Gifts»
Uncommon48.2%
Mercy
Mercy
Kill injured deer by dead injection
Uncommon48.9%
Helplessness
Helplessness
Complete Part 2 of Chapter 1
Common53.3%
New Leader
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Common55.0%
I Need Answers
I Need Answers
Read 15 notes and clues
Common56.8%
First Aid
First Aid
Use aidkit
Common67.1%
Sacrifice
Sacrifice
Complete Part 1 of Chapter 1
Common69.0%
Curiosity
Curiosity
Read 5 notes and clues
Common73.4%
Midnight
Midnight
Start new game
Common82.1%