The Best BJ

48 achievements

Ultra Rare×14

Very Rare×23

Rare×5

Uncommon×2

Common×4

About The Best BJ's achievements

The Best BJ has 48 Steam achievements, 14 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "I Am Truly A Bad, Baddddd Man! Bwah Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!", earned by just 3.4% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

3.4%

of players earned "I Am Truly A Bad, Baddddd Man! Bwah Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

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Difficulty—

Easy → Brutal

Enjoyment—

Meh → Loved it

Grindiness—

No grind → Huge grind

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All The Best BJ achievements

48 achievements

I Am Truly A Bad, Baddddd Man! Bwah Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

It Takes One BADDDDDD Man To Piss Off God This Much!

Ultra Rare3.4%

I'm Rich AF.. 25 million dollars I've made now!

"My BJ Game is pure gold baby!"

Ultra Rare3.4%

I'm getting so good at this BJ stuff, 50 million happy holler dollars now!

"If you want me to make ya holler, It's gonna cost ya more than a dollar!"

Ultra Rare3.4%

When you're as good at the BJ as me baby...

You'll be rolling in the mountains of virtual hundred dollar bills!

Ultra Rare3.4%

Nobody.. I Said Nobody.. Is the King of The BJ like ME!

$500,000,000 baby! That's Five-Hundred-Milly!!

Ultra Rare3.4%

I've now made 5 milly doing this whole BJ thing!

"The more you do it, the better ya get!"

Ultra Rare3.9%

10 million! I've made TEN MILLION BUCKS Yo!

If only it was real money ya know?

Ultra Rare3.9%

Made My First Half Million Bucks!

I Can Buy A House In Colorado That Doesn't Suck!

Ultra Rare4.4%

I Made My First Million Bucks!

Holy Hell, I Am Now Rich As F*ck!

Ultra Rare4.4%

Ashes.. Ashes. We All Fall Down!

God Is Freakin' PISSED! I Didn't Do Shit Man! ..I'm Contacting The Better Religious Bureau!

Ultra Rare4.4%

I've made a million bucks total at The Best BJ!

It's hard. Such hard work to make such 'big' BJ moments!

Ultra Rare4.4%

Made My First Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand Bucks!

I Can Now Buy A Small House In Lubbock!

Ultra Rare4.9%

I'm Burnt Like An Electrofied And Sinful, Rich Golfer!

God Lit My Ass Up 25 Times In A Single Game!

Ultra Rare4.9%

I've made a total of half a million dollars!

..Too bad I've lost most of that money, lol!

Ultra Rare4.9%

I sold my soul to the devil for virtual, meaningless money!

It takes a helluva dumbass to make this achievement! My momma is so proud!

Very Rare5.3%

Made My First Hundred Thousand Bucks!

I Can Now Buy My Own Cool Trailer House, Shucks!

Very Rare5.8%

I Made Top BJ King For The First Time!

Nobody Does The 'BJ' As Well As Me Baybee!

Very Rare5.8%

I am a bad, bad man (or woman)!

I set my karma to ZERO and give zero shits about it!

Very Rare6.3%

Ugh, this vile and malicious game said that I am "Wretched"...

Well maybe I'd be a little bit nicer if I wasn't so indebted!

Very Rare7.3%

Made My First Fifty Thousand Bucks!

I Can Now Buy A Really Nice Pickup Truck!

Very Rare7.8%

Holy Smokes! I've Received 3 BJs In A Row!

This Game Did What No Woman Has Ever Done Before!

Very Rare7.8%

What the hell.. This damn game said that I'm "Wicked"...

Yo, dev.. Re-do the code! This should NOT be permitted!

Very Rare8.3%

Made My First Twenty Thousand Bucks!

I Can Now Buy A Year Of Good Luck!

Very Rare8.8%

Three Aces In A Row! Whoa!!

They Say That Ace Means Luck.. I Must Be Lucky As F*ck!!

Very Rare8.8%

This fookin' game says that I'm "Dastardly"...

But I think whoever developed this game is a bastard ..Wee!

Very Rare8.8%

This dastardly game says that I'm "Vile"...

Call it what you want game, but that's just my style!

Very Rare8.8%

This farkin' game says that I'm "Malicious"...

But I tend to believe that I'm actually quite delicious!

Very Rare9.3%

Made My First Ten Thousand Bucks!

I Can Now Buy A Really Cheap Toyota Truck!

Very Rare10.7%

Two Cards, Two Queen of Hearts!

I Think Love Is Looking For Me Today!

Very Rare10.7%

This silly ass game says that I'm a "Scoundrel"...

Well.. I think that this game can go straight to hell!

Very Rare11.2%

ARGHHHHH!! !!! Okay! I'm Mad Okay! I can't stop cheatin' and RESETTING this game but she's cheatin' too! She cheated first!

I'm the lowest of low. I'm the damnedest of damn. She's not cheatin' I know.. but I blow. (Game Reset 100x)

Very Rare11.2%

I am such a great person, I swear! ..Wait, I mean I don't swear.. I just mean it ya know?

I maxed my karma out in a video game, this means I'm a great person right?

Very Rare12.2%

I Made The Top 5 For The First Time!

Only Four Others Are As Good At Doing The 'BJ' As Me!

Very Rare12.7%

I Got My Ass Lit Up By God Himself!

I Did Nothing Wrong I Say! ..Nothing At All! ..I'm Freakin' Innocent Yo!

Very Rare12.7%

This crazy game says that I'm "Unsavory"...

I'm the best damn thing this game has ever seen, end of story!

Very Rare12.7%

So Eryka, you filthy rotten &#@&! Must suck to be stuck cheatin' and stuck inside my PC!

I've RESET my damn game 25 times now, and she can go straight to hell! ..Uhh *cough* - No, I'm not mad at all! Grrr....

Very Rare13.7%

Eryka Summers.. Pffft. She's definitely cheating me!

I want to... %$%&# this Eryka Cheater Face! I will RESET my game every time she cheats me!

Very Rare14.7%

This damn game says that I'm "Rude"...

Well dammit, now I'm in a bad, bad mood!

Rare15.6%

Made My First Five Thousand Bucks!

I Can Now Buy One Really Good F*ck!

Rare16.1%

I Made The Top 10 For The First Time!

I'm Destined for Greatness.. When It Comes To This 'BJ' Thang!

Rare20.0%

That dealer, she.. she.. she... shafted me hard!

I know she's cheating and got the cards stacked against me, so I reset my damn game! But who's angry?! ..Not me!

Rare25.4%

Positive Karma Decision

Made A Tempting Choice To NOT Take The Easy Money!

Rare28.9%

I Have A Balance of $69!

I May Not Be Rich, But I'm Happy Damn It!

Uncommon30.3%

Made My First Thousand Bucks!

I Can Now Buy 4 Good Sucks! ;-)

Uncommon30.8%

Spit it.. err Split It! Yeah!

First Time Splitting My Stuff!

Common50.9%

Negative Karma Decision

Took The Easy Money.. Don't Care About Being a Bum!

Common54.9%

Got My First BJ!

Ohhhh *moans* What A Great BJ It Was!

Common69.6%

I Busted! Ahhhhh!

I Mean Who Can Do This Whole 'BJ' Thang And Not Ever Bust?

Common81.8%