Short Fuse

50 achievements

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Very Rare×4

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About Short Fuse's achievements

Short Fuse has 50 Steam achievements, 22 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Bounced 1000 Times!", earned by just 1.6% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

1.6%

of players earned "Bounced 1000 Times!"

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All Short Fuse achievements

50 achievements

Bounced 10,000 Times!

Ten Thousand Trampoline bounces - wow, you better take a break!

Ultra Rare0.0%

Healthy Eating!

Quinoa is a flowering plant in the amaranth family. It's supposedly healthy and tastes like butt - so luckily this achievement has nothing to do with it. Just hit that clown, he's hiding somewhere out there!

Ultra Rare0.0%

Winston McFreely

Have you seen Lucy's ass? It's big and round and has all kinds of colors!

Ultra Rare0.0%

Pladimir Vutin has my Vote!

No seriously. I was just about to submit it and he grabbed it and ran away giggling. Do you mind getting it back for me?

Ultra Rare0.0%

Weekend with this guy!

He rocks. He's the best. If it wasn't for that darn restraining order, I'd jump him right into his face! Or break into his home at night, make some toast, butter it real good, and leave it for him on is bedside table.

Ultra Rare0.0%

Tomatoes!

At least we didn't ask you find something tiny like a catchup packet!

Ultra Rare0.0%

Find Bubba!

Then hit him. Not on him though - he'll probably do that for you!

Ultra Rare0.0%

Everyone loves Mommy K!

Bounce bounce bounce - now it's your turn

Ultra Rare0.0%

Pinky Bear

Be gentle with her!

Ultra Rare0.0%

Giant Mushroom!

Need we say more?

Ultra Rare0.0%

U Boat!

That's German for submarine! Or Klingon for your momma is so far she needs a periscope to see past her triple chin!

Ultra Rare0.0%

Good Reception!

Can you go up on the roof and adjust the antenna? The reception is a bit fuzzy right now.

Ultra Rare0.0%

Soccer!

Bananas, sandwich bread, deli turkey, Muenster cheese, 2lbs bacon, red potatoes, steaks if they look nice, mustard, butter, eggs, twix, yoghurt, orange juice, refried beans, pineapple, cornflakes.

Ultra Rare0.0%

Tic Toc Boom!

The boss said we need to use more social media. He wanted something to blow up on Tic Toc... Am I doing this right?

Ultra Rare0.0%

Got Gas?

You can tell us, we won't judge.

Ultra Rare0.0%

It's a nose!

No really. We promise. Get your mind out of the gutter! It's a nose!

Ultra Rare0.0%

Bounced 1000 Times!

What's better than 100? 1000 of course!

Ultra Rare1.6%

Who's the best boy?

No wait, we already got an achievement with that name. Oh well. I'll fix that later. I'm sure I'll remember!

Ultra Rare1.6%

What's better than stale bread?

Toast of course! Let's see if there are crumbs left inside the toaster!

Ultra Rare1.6%

Tkae me out to the ballgame!

Bad news though - I already ate all the hotdogs and drunk all the beer...

Ultra Rare1.6%

John The Blue

We all know John Lennon, John Wayne, and John Wick. But now it's time for John The Blue. Literally. Time to go!

Ultra Rare1.6%

GTO!

GTO, short for Greek Toilet Organization, is a non-profit and member of the World Toilet Organization. They also seem to make cars. Weird.

Ultra Rare1.6%

Jambon!

There is only one word I remember from my highschool French class, and that's the word for Ham!

Ultra Rare1.6%

Overbite!

New research shows that 100% of all dinosaurs died of overbite related causes. Don't believe us? Check out this skull and you'll see what we mean!

Ultra Rare1.6%

The Raft!

Did you ever exit on the raft in Hitcat III on whittletown creek? No? Oh, you're that guy! Go try again!

Ultra Rare1.6%

Donut!

It's round and brown and for some reason it's in the bathroom... And guess where we put it!

Ultra Rare1.6%

All The Hydrants!

Break all hydrants in a level

Ultra Rare3.3%

Meet the Senator

Have you met her? Have you had drinks with her? Petted her dog? She has a dog, right? She looks like she should have a dog. Maybe a Mastiff or a Great Dane. Yeah, his name is probably Jackson.

Ultra Rare3.3%

Choo Choo!

Hit all tanker train cars in the level!

Ultra Rare3.3%

Hit that plastic moving bin thing

Know those moving thingies? To transport dirt. You know the one. Your grandfather had one made of metal. I'm sure they have a name, but my dictionary is in the other room. Could you get it? Please? I trade you a cookie for it...

Ultra Rare3.3%

Put some money in the parking meter!

Yas! Now there is something exciting! Feeding a parking meter! Yeah! YASSS! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ultra Rare3.3%

Merry Christmas everyone!

Congrats. You have hit Santa. I bet he fell over and didn't get up. I hope you feel good about yourself!

Ultra Rare3.3%

Don't walk into the light!

Bounce into it instead!

Ultra Rare3.3%

Ouch ouch ouch

That was probobably a bad idea...

Ultra Rare3.3%

I Scream! You Scream! We All Scream For...

Generic Ice Cream? What? How lazy can the developers be? They didn't even bother with a brand name, they just labelled the truck Ice Cream! And who the heck put it on that helicopter pad? You can thank Lazar for that. Let's all say it together: Thank you Lazar!

Ultra Rare3.3%