h8machine

h8machine

28 achievements
Ultra Rareร—11
Very Rareร—5
Rareร—8
Uncommonร—1
Commonร—3

About h8machine's achievements

h8machine has 28 Steam achievements, 11 of them ultra-rare โ€” unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Average Achievement Enjoyer", earned by just 0.4% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
0.4%
of players earned "Average Achievement Enjoyer"

Community Ratings

No ratings yet
Difficultyโ€”
Easy โ†’ Brutal
Enjoymentโ€”
Meh โ†’ Loved it
Grindinessโ€”
No grind โ†’ Huge grind
Want to rate h8machine? Sign in with Steam โ€” one rating per person.
โ„น๏ธShowing global unlock rates. Sign in with Steam to see your personal progress.

All h8machine achievements

28 achievements
Average Achievement Enjoyer
Average Achievement Enjoyer
Beat the game with 40 different reward personalities.
Ultra Rare0.4%
the absolute madman!!!
the absolute madman!!!
Beat the MAD LAD mode.
Ultra Rare0.9%
Average Checklist Fan
Average Checklist Fan
Beat the game with 20 different reward personalities.
Ultra Rare1.0%
clown badge
clown badge
Beat the CLOWN FIESTA mode.
Ultra Rare1.2%
Didn't see it coming.
Didn't see it coming.
Beat the BLIND REVIEW mode.
Ultra Rare1.3%
Average F2P BTW
Average F2P BTW
Beat Challenge LVL 3 (without easy mode).
Ultra Rare1.3%
Rigged!
Rigged!
Beat the SHUFFLER IS FINE mode.
Ultra Rare1.7%
Average Bot Lover
Average Bot Lover
Beat Challenge LVL 2 (without easy mode).
Ultra Rare2.3%
Average Trap Enthusiast
Average Trap Enthusiast
Beat Challenge LVL 1 (without easy mode).
Ultra Rare3.7%
To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand h8machine.
To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand h8machine.
Beat the final boss with a mostly ๐Ÿค” deck.
Ultra Rare4.9%
This is so sad, can we get 100 likes?
This is so sad, can we get 100 likes?
Beat the final boss with a mostly ๐Ÿ˜ญ deck.
Ultra Rare4.9%
RAGING WITH A FORCE OF 1000 SUNS
RAGING WITH A FORCE OF 1000 SUNS
Beat the final boss with a mostly ๐Ÿ˜ก deck.
Very Rare6.5%
(This achievement does not constitute financial advice)
(This achievement does not constitute financial advice)
Win a fight with 100$ or more.
Very Rare7.4%
LAUGH OUT LOUD
LAUGH OUT LOUD
Beat the final boss with a mostly ๐Ÿคฃ deck.
Very Rare8.3%
L is for the way you lick your mic...
L is for the way you lick your mic...
Beat the final boss with a mostly ๐Ÿ˜ deck.
Very Rare8.8%
Artist
Artist
You won with 6+ pics in your image folder.
Very Rare10.9%
SHUT IT
SHUT IT
Win with 10+ posts in play.
Rare15.9%
Professional Offender
Professional Offender
You won against the Victimancer.
Rare16.2%
h8machine
???
Hidden achievement โ€” tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare19.3%
No theatrics
No theatrics
You won against NoDrama.
Rare19.7%
This just proves me right though...
This just proves me right though...
You won against the Winner.
Rare21.7%
He's watching.
He's watching.
You won against the Janny.
Rare23.3%
Enjoy the silence
Enjoy the silence
Win with no posts in play.
Rare27.9%
Touching Cloth
Touching Cloth
Win a fight with almost no brain.
Rare28.1%
Touching Grass
Touching Grass
Win a fight with full brain.
Uncommon38.6%
WORDSWORDSWORDS
WORDSWORDSWORDS
You won without pics in your deck.
Common57.5%
how do i play card????
how do i play card????
You finished the tutorial.
Common73.2%
Great taste in vidya, king.
Great taste in vidya, king.
You opened h8machine.
Common89.8%