Holy Grain

59 achievements

Ultra Rare×48

Very Rare×6

Rare×4

Uncommon×1

About Holy Grain's achievements

Holy Grain has 59 Steam achievements, 19 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Enzlaved Govlinz", earned by just 0.6% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

0.6%

of players earned "Enzlaved Govlinz"

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All Holy Grain achievements

59 achievements

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Ultra Rare0.0%

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Ultra Rare0.0%

The Book Fair

Missionary librarians work hard to preserve knowledge, and they deserve a day of celebration.

Ultra Rare0.0%

Infernal Castle

Oblatio rite facta est. Potestas ignis renascent et cum studio clamat.

Ultra Rare0.0%

Gluttony

There’s never enough food. Every free moment is a great time to stuff your face with a turkey.

Ultra Rare0.0%

Death to Christmas

Christmas is for fools who can't handle real life. Santa? Just a decrepit old man clinging to relevance. Time to make way for a new king of winter.

Ultra Rare0.0%

Sibling Rivalry

The battle for the throne has begun. A vagabond versus a cripple—who will win?

Ultra Rare0.0%

Animal Rights

Against all odds, you convinced an animal abuser to stop hitting his dog (by making him beat his soldiers instead).

Ultra Rare0.0%

Animal Shelter

No one loves animals like you do. Humans can rot, but a pup is sacred.

Ultra Rare0.0%

The Legend of Fatfoot

It’s always good to have a spirit in your debt.

Ultra Rare0.0%

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Ultra Rare0.0%

Real Estate Investor

True happiness comes from hoarding enough properties to drive an entire neighborhood into poverty.

Ultra Rare0.0%

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Ultra Rare0.0%

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Ultra Rare0.0%

Demon Employee

Who would’ve thought being an employee of Lil Zatan would be so beneficial?

Ultra Rare0.0%

Troublemaker Student

You’re a troublemaker in class, and that’s why you got a warning.

Ultra Rare0.0%

Darkhan's Love

Point to where the evil elf touched you on this doll.

Ultra Rare0.0%

DEMENTIA!

WHAAAAAAAAT???

Ultra Rare0.0%

Nursing Home

Grandma Carmen finally returns to the place where she belongs.

Ultra Rare0.0%

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Ultra Rare0.0%

The Crown of Bullheadz

Everyone knows 2+2 equals 22.

Ultra Rare0.0%

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Ultra Rare0.0%

Elves are Homophobic

It was clear they weren’t gonna be saints, they had to explode somewhere.

Ultra Rare0.0%

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Ultra Rare0.0%

The Priest

The Goddess's cult feels very promising.

Ultra Rare0.0%

Poor Piece of Crap

You’re so broke, a thief gave you money?

Ultra Rare0.0%

Goblin Brotherz

Wherever dere be Bootz, Zokz muzt be too!

Ultra Rare0.0%

Goblin Self-Love

Daz right, Zokz! Ya worth way more zan dat elfy b*tch!

Ultra Rare0.0%

Child Sale

That kidnapped brat had to be useful for something.

Ultra Rare0.0%

Enzlaved Govlinz

Onli the govlinz will allou you to dizkover the zekretz behind elfik magik.

Ultra Rare0.6%

Magic mastery

With the elfic magic in your hands, and its marcial power beneath you, there's only one thing left to do: save the world.

Ultra Rare0.6%

Grilled Pup

Pork and beef are fine, but you’re here for the exotic cuts of the highest quality.

Ultra Rare0.6%

Clean Plate

Food is sacred, even if it looks disgusting. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Ultra Rare0.6%

Drunk Uncle

Every family has an Uncle Paco. Not every family manages to make him quit drinking. Military general by profession, therapist by accident.

Ultra Rare0.6%

Jack the Kille

Jack seemed such a chill guy... until he stabbed you in the face.

Ultra Rare0.6%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Ultra Rare0.6%

Squidward of the Forest

A forest fairy that speaks Spanish? Now that’s a fantasy.

Ultra Rare0.6%

Vandal

Houses exist to be destroyed—taunting you with their well-maintained doors.

Ultra Rare1.2%

VIP Access

Even though you and the castle lord hate each other, you’re still the life of the party—and that’s your ticket through the gates.

Ultra Rare1.8%

Democratically Elected Mayor

The life of a hero is exhausting, it’s better to be mayor.

Ultra Rare1.8%

Legend Slayer

Once, they were heroes, unbeatable warriors, and fearless leaders. Now? Just ghosts of the past that you’ve proven weak.

Ultra Rare2.4%

Child Buyer

The younger they are, the easier they are to train. It's just good business.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Lone Cake

Never trust a lone cake. It might come with... explosive flavours.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Clan war

Seize leadership of the outlaw clans and unite them to conquer new territories.

Ultra Rare3.6%

Political Party

The corruption (of others) is over; it's time to build a true political project (for personal enrichment).

Ultra Rare3.6%

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus found his way back to the North Pole, saving Christmas once and for all.

Ultra Rare4.2%

Coward

All that fighting, just to back out at the last moment.

Ultra Rare4.2%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Ultra Rare4.8%

Your throne

Gain access to the throne and lead your trained soldiers through the world.

Very Rare5.4%

Goblin Baptistery

Who wouldn’t love a first-century Goblin Baptistery?

Very Rare5.4%

Rock to the Head

That’s what you get for insulting people.

Very Rare5.4%

Hit the Road, Jack

And don’t you come back. No more, no more, no more, NO MORE.

Very Rare10.8%

Criminal Sympathizer

Raiding villages is hard work. Someone’s gotta keep the criminals morale high.

Very Rare11.4%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare13.8%

Jamón Royale

There's nothing better than a top-tier ibérico ham. Everything else is just noise.

Rare15.6%

Fuck Tollroads

Tolls are only paid with one currency: a good ol' fashioned assault with weapons of mass destruction.

Rare16.8%

Santiago’s White Horse

What color is Santiago’s white horse?

Rare17.4%

No Means No

This relentless old man just won’t shut up about his grand uprising. You’re just trying to grow some damn carrots in peace.

Rare29.5%

Say Hello

Good manners cost nothing.

Uncommon38.5%