Hired 2 Die

26 achievements

Ultra Rare×8

Very Rare×10

Rare×4

Common×4

About Hired 2 Die's achievements

Hired 2 Die has 26 Steam achievements, 8 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "That Was It?", earned by just 0.8% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

0.8%

of players earned "That Was It?"

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Easy → Brutal

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Grindiness—

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All Hired 2 Die achievements

26 achievements

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Ultra Rare0.8%

The Show of a Lifetime

Complete all contracts in "The House Always Wins" with an S+ ranking.

Ultra Rare0.8%

Well, that WAS simple after all

Complete all contracts in "A Simple Job" with an S+ ranking.

Ultra Rare1.2%

It’s old, but it’s mine

Purchase all items from the "Old" category for your apartment.

Ultra Rare1.4%

Office Party Photos

Photograph all Distortions in both "A Simple Job" and "The House Always Wins"

Ultra Rare2.3%

Is That Legal?

Use 10 "Influence Pills" during any contract in "The House Always Wins."

Ultra Rare3.0%

I’m Tired, Boss

Complete any contract after day 10.

Ultra Rare3.0%

The fruit of thy labour

Furnish your apartment by filling every available slot with furniture and paintings purchased from the lobby store.

Ultra Rare5.0%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare5.2%

DOWN!

Prevent any puppets from getting up by using the UV light during the "Fixing and Burning" contract in "The House Always Wins."

Very Rare5.9%

The monster is NOT coming out of it’s cage

Prevent the crank from turning completely during the "Aethernus Casino," "Fixing and Burning," or "Hunt" contracts in "The House Always Wins."

Very Rare6.4%

The House ALWAYS wins

Complete all contracts in "The House Always Wins."

Very Rare7.1%

SCREW YOU!

Trigger the Distortion IDferno's "Frustration" state each day until the completion of a contract in "A Simple Job" on any difficulty.

Very Rare8.4%

The Melodies of Work

Discover a hidden K7 tape.

Very Rare8.4%

Silent Worker

Ensure the Distortion "Magic Eye" never hears your voice throughout the "Hotel," "Fixing and Burning," or "Hunt" contracts until the respective contract is completed.

Very Rare8.9%