Hired 2 Die

Hired 2 Die

26 achievements
Ultra Rare×9
Very Rare×9
Rare×4
Common×4

About Hired 2 Die's achievements

Hired 2 Die has 26 Steam achievements, 9 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "That Was It?", earned by just 0.8% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
0.8%
of players earned "That Was It?"

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All Hired 2 Die achievements

26 achievements
That Was It?
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare0.8%
The Show of a Lifetime
The Show of a Lifetime
Complete all contracts in "The House Always Wins" with an S+ ranking.
Ultra Rare0.8%
Well, that WAS simple after all
Well, that WAS simple after all
Complete all contracts in "A Simple Job" with an S+ ranking.
Ultra Rare1.1%
It’s old, but it’s mine
It’s old, but it’s mine
Purchase all items from the "Old" category for your apartment.
Ultra Rare1.3%
Office Party Photos
Office Party Photos
Photograph all Distortions in both "A Simple Job" and "The House Always Wins"
Ultra Rare2.3%
Is That Legal?
Is That Legal?
Use 10 "Influence Pills" during any contract in "The House Always Wins."
Ultra Rare3.0%
I’m Tired, Boss
I’m Tired, Boss
Complete any contract after day 10.
Ultra Rare3.0%
Show Off
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare4.9%
The fruit of thy labour
The fruit of thy labour
Furnish your apartment by filling every available slot with furniture and paintings purchased from the lobby store.
Ultra Rare5.0%
DOWN!
DOWN!
Prevent any puppets from getting up by using the UV light during the "Fixing and Burning" contract in "The House Always Wins."
Very Rare5.9%
The monster is NOT coming out of it’s cage
The monster is NOT coming out of it’s cage
Prevent the crank from turning completely during the "Aethernus Casino," "Fixing and Burning," or "Hunt" contracts in "The House Always Wins."
Very Rare6.4%
The House ALWAYS wins
The House ALWAYS wins
Complete all contracts in "The House Always Wins."
Very Rare7.1%
SCREW YOU!
SCREW YOU!
Trigger the Distortion IDferno's "Frustration" state each day until the completion of a contract in "A Simple Job" on any difficulty.
Very Rare8.3%
The Melodies of Work
The Melodies of Work
Discover a hidden K7 tape.
Very Rare8.4%
Silent Worker
Silent Worker
Ensure the Distortion "Magic Eye" never hears your voice throughout the "Hotel," "Fixing and Burning," or "Hunt" contracts until the respective contract is completed.
Very Rare9.0%
Camera Obscura
Camera Obscura
Photograph 25 anomalies.
Very Rare9.5%
Occupational Medicine
Occupational Medicine
Revive other players a total of 15 times.
Very Rare10.6%
Well… That was unexpected
Well… That was unexpected
Be incapacitated by the Distortion "Sectional Beauty" during the "Learning the Basics" contract.
Very Rare14.4%
My Work Requires a LOT of energy
My Work Requires a LOT of energy
Begin any contract with a total energy level exceeding 140%.
Rare16.0%
That wasn’t Simple at All!
That wasn’t Simple at All!
Complete the "Hunt" contract of "A Simple Job".
Rare18.9%
Give Them What They Crave
Give Them What They Crave
Reach 100% influence in any contract of "The House Always Wins" and survive until the end of your shift.
Rare19.3%
You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Finish a contract with more than $1000 in profits.
Rare23.3%
Nothing beyond our expectations
Nothing beyond our expectations
Complete any contract with with an A or above ranking.
Common53.5%
Hired 2 Die
Hired 2 Die
Complete the "Learning the Basics" contract.
Common58.1%
Burn in Hell!
Burn in Hell!
Use the UV Light on the distortion "Egoshade" until it retreats to hide within any contract from "A Simple Job" on any difficulty.
Common58.8%
Proactivity is key
Proactivity is key
Complete 100% of the objectives in "Learning the Basics".
Common61.5%