Noobs Want to Live

124 achievements

Very Rare×9

Rare×11

Uncommon×19

Common×85

About Noobs Want to Live's achievements

Noobs Want to Live has 124 Steam achievements. The rarest is "It's Just Business", earned by just 6.6% of players. 1 SteamVault member has 100%-completed it so far. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

6.6%

of players earned "It's Just Business"

SteamVault 100%s

member fully completed it

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All Noobs Want to Live achievements

124 achievements

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Very Rare6.6%

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Very Rare8.2%

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Very Rare8.7%

Neo's Synergy Matrix

Synergies to unlock: 54

Very Rare10.0%

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Very Rare11.0%

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Very Rare11.2%

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Very Rare11.5%

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Very Rare12.4%

Foxy Lady's Divinity

Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as Foxy Lady.

Very Rare13.7%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Rare16.3%

Snappy Bobcat's Divinity

Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as Snappy Bobcat.

Rare16.4%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Rare19.6%

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Rare20.5%

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Rare21.4%

Devil Rocky Exterminator 4

Devil Rockies to exterminate: 20000

Rare22.0%

Angerring/Devirring Exterminator 5

Angerrings/Devirrings to exterminate: 10000

Rare22.2%

Peachville Champion

Acquire all skins

Rare23.9%

Death's Cold Embrace 6

Times to kick the bucket: 20

Rare27.6%

Rocky Exterminator 5

Rockies to exterminate: 5000

Rare28.7%

Purring Exterminator 5

Purrings to exterminate: 10000

Rare29.4%

Synergy Overload

Synergies to unlock: 30

Uncommon30.6%

Agent Dee's Divinity

Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as Agent Dee

Uncommon31.6%

Mr. Tea's Divinity

Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as Mr. Tea

Uncommon32.0%

Doggo's Divinity

Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as Doggo

Uncommon32.1%

Bombermeow Exterminator 4

Bombermeows to exterminate: 500

Uncommon33.0%

Big Toxicats 3

Big Toxicats to exterminate: 5

Uncommon35.1%

T-Swift's Divinity

Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as T-Swift

Uncommon35.1%

Porky's Divinity

Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as Porky

Uncommon35.5%

Darth Meower's Divinity

Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as Darth Meower

Uncommon37.3%

Miss Shirker's Divinity

Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as Miss Shirker

Uncommon37.9%

Nappy Tomcat Exterminator 5

Nappy Tomcats to exterminate: 10000

Uncommon40.9%

Devil Rocky Exterminator 3

Devil Rockies to exterminate: 8000

Uncommon40.9%

Nameless Hero's Divinity

Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as Nameless Hero

Uncommon43.9%

Rocky Exterminator 4

Rockies to exterminate: 3000

Uncommon45.0%

Mammon Exterminator 4

Mammons to exterminate: 100

Uncommon46.3%

Great Beauty's Divinity

Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as Great Beauty

Uncommon46.5%

Health Junky

Have a max HP of 1,000

Uncommon48.2%

Purrurring Exterminator 5

Purrurrings to exterminate: 10000

Uncommon48.5%

Big Nappy Tomcats 3

Big Nappy Tomcats to exterminate: 5

Uncommon49.1%

Big Purrings 3

Big Purrings to exterminate: 5

Common50.9%

Big Toxicats 2

Big Toxicats to exterminate: 3

Common50.9%

Big Rockies 3

Big Rockies to exterminate:5

Common52.3%

Toxicat Exterminator 5

Toxicats to exterminate: 10000

Common52.5%

Big Purrates 3

Big Purrates to exterminate: 5

Common53.1%

Death's Cold Embrace 5

Times to kick the bucket: 10

Common54.6%

Devil Rocky Exterminator 2

Devil Rockies to exterminate: 3000

Common54.8%

Gaidin Warder

Have a shield of 500

Common54.9%

Mammon Exterminator 3

Mammons to exterminate: 50

Common56.2%

Angerring/Devirring Exterminator 4

Angerrings/Devirrings to exterminate: 3000

Common56.4%

Big Purrurrings 3

Big Purrurrings to exterminate: 5

Common56.8%

Nappy Tomcat Exterminator 4

Nappy Tomcats to exterminate: 3000

Common57.2%

Purrate Exterminator 5

Purrates to exterminate: 2000

Common57.5%

Darkness Expelled

Darth Meowers to exterminate: 3 (Appears In Difficulty III, the Ancient Fields)

Common58.4%

Purring Exterminator 4

Purrings to exterminate: 5000

Common59.3%

Big Nappy Tomcats 2

Big Nappy Tomcats to exterminate: 3

Common60.8%

Bombermeow Exterminator 3

Bombermeows to exterminate: 100

Common61.1%

Big Purrings 2

Big Purrings to exterminate: 3

Common61.1%

Big Purrates 2

Big Purrates to exterminate: 3

Common62.0%

Miss Shirker of the Future

Miss Shirker (Time Traveler) to vanquish: 1 (Appears In the Ancient Fields)

Common62.0%

Devil Rocky Exterminator 1

Devil Rockies to exterminate: 1000

Common62.1%

Peachville Maestro

Clear the Ancient Fields 1 time

Common62.6%

Mammon Exterminator 2

Mammons to exterminate: 30

Common63.0%

Nappy Tomcat Exterminator 3

Nappy Tomcats to exterminate: 1000

Common63.3%

Nappy Tomcat Exterminator 2

Nappy Tomcats to exterminate: 500

Common63.6%

The Grim Reaper

Exterminate 5,000 foes in a single game

Common63.8%

Death's Cold Embrace 4

Times to kick the bucket: 7

Common64.1%

Nappy Tomcat Exterminator 1

Nappy Tomcats to exterminate: 200

Common64.4%

Silverring Exterminator 5

Silverrings to exterminate: 3000

Common65.4%

Big Purrurrings 2

Big Purrurrings to exterminate: 3

Common66.3%

Toxicat Exterminator 4

Toxicats to exterminate: 3000

Common66.4%

Big Rockies 2

Big Rockies to exterminate:3

Common66.9%

The Great Synergizer

Synergies to unlock: 10

Common67.7%

Bombermeow Exterminator 2

Bombermeows to exterminate: 50

Common68.1%

Meeting Your Father

Darth Meowers to exterminate: 1 (Appears In Difficulty III, the Ancient Fields)

Common68.3%

Rocky Exterminator 3

Rockies to exterminate: 1000

Common69.0%

Purrate Exterminator 4

Purrates to exterminate: 500

Common69.3%

Porky of the Future

Porky (Time Traveler) to vanquish: 1 (Appears In Difficulty III, the Ancient Fields)

Common70.0%

Mr. Tea of the Future

Mr. Tea (Time Traveler) to vanquish: 1 (Appears In Difficulty III, the Ancient Fields)

Common70.0%

Agent Dee of the Future

Agent Dee (Time Traveler) to vanquish: 1 (Appears In Difficulty III, the Ancient Fields)

Common70.0%

Purring Exterminator 3

Purrings to exterminate: 3000

Common70.1%

Death's Cold Embrace 3

Times to kick the bucket: 5

Common70.5%

Angerring/Devirring Exterminator 3

Angerrings/Devirrings to exterminate: 1000

Common70.8%

Toxicat Exterminator 3

Toxicats to exterminate: 1000

Common71.3%

Purrurring Exterminator 4

Purrurrings to exterminate: 3000

Common71.4%

Big Angerrings/Devirrings 3

Big Angerrings/Devirrings to exterminate: 5

Common71.4%

Big Toxicats 1

Big Toxicats to exterminate: 1

Common71.7%

Roaming Peachville

Clear Difficulty III 1 time

Common71.9%

Toxicat Exterminator 2

Toxicats to exterminate: 500

Common72.0%

Toxicat Exterminator 1

Toxicats to exterminate: 200

Common72.7%

Purrate Exterminator 3

Purrates to exterminate: 100

Common73.5%

Purrate Exterminator 2

Purrates to exterminate: 50

Common73.7%

Big Nappy Tomcats 1

Big Nappy Tomcats to exterminate: 1

Common73.7%

Great Beauty of the Future

Great Beauty (Time Traveler) to vanquish: 1 (Appears In Difficulty II, III)

Common73.8%

Purrate Exterminator 1

Purrates to exterminate: 20

Common73.9%

Bombermeow Exterminator 1

Bombermeows to exterminate: 20

Common74.2%

Big Purrates 1

Big Purrates to exterminate: 1

Common74.6%

Mammon Exterminator 1

Mammons to exterminate: 10

Common75.2%

T-Swift of the Future

T-Swift (Time Traveler) to vanquish: 1 (Appears In Difficulty II, III)

Common76.4%

Angerring/Devirring Exterminator 2

Angerrings/Devirrings to exterminate: 500

Common76.6%

Big Purrurrings 1

Big Purrurrings to exterminate: 1

Common77.1%

Silverring Exterminator 4

Silverrings to exterminate: 1000

Common77.5%

Death's Cold Embrace 2

Times to kick the bucket: 3

Common77.5%

Big Angerrings/Devirrings 2

Big Angerrings/Devirrings to exterminate: 3

Common77.7%

Doggo of the Future

Doggo (Time Traveler) to vanquish: 1 (Appears In Difficulty II, III)

Common78.1%

Angerring/Devirring Exterminator 1

Angerrings/Devirrings to exterminate: 200

Common79.1%

Purrurring Exterminator 3

Purrurrings to exterminate: 1000

Common79.5%

Exploring Peachville

Clear Difficulty II 1 time

Common79.6%

More Synergizing

Synergies to unlock: 4

Common79.7%

Purring Exterminator 2

Purrings to exterminate: 1000

Common81.5%

Purrurring Exterminator 2

Purrurrings to exterminate: 500

Common82.4%

Nameless Hero of the Future

Nameless Hero (Time Traveler) to vanquish: 1 (Appears In Difficulty I, II, III)

Common82.6%

Rocky Exterminator 2

Rockies to exterminate: 200

Common82.8%

Silverring Exterminator 3

Silverrings to exterminate: 500

Common83.1%

Rocky Exterminator 1

Rockies to exterminate: 100

Common84.1%

Purrurring Exterminator 1

Purrurrings to exterminate: 200

Common85.2%

Big Angerrings/Devirrings 1

Big Angerrings/Devirrings to exterminate: 1

Common85.4%

Purring Exterminator 1

Purrings to exterminate: 500

Common87.2%

Silverring Exterminator 2

Silverrings to exterminate: 200

Common87.8%

Death's Cold Embrace 1

Times to kick the bucket: 1

Common88.6%

Let's Synergize Baby

Synergies to unlock: 1

Common90.8%

Big Rockies 1

Big Rockies to exterminate:1

Common91.1%

Entering Peachville

Clear Difficulty I 1 time

Common91.4%

Big Purrings 1

Big Purrings to exterminate: 1

Common93.7%

Silverring Exterminator 1

Silverrings to exterminate: 50

Common93.8%