Goat Simulator: Remastered

42 achievements

Ultra Rare×10

Very Rare×25

Rare×6

Common×1

About Goat Simulator: Remastered's achievements

Goat Simulator: Remastered has 42 Steam achievements, 10 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Rocket League", earned by just 3.9% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Goat Simulator: Remastered achievement difficulty

10
24%

Ultra Rare

25
60%

Very Rare

6
14%

Rare

Uncommon

1
2%

Common

Distribution of all 42 achievements by global unlock rate

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All Goat Simulator: Remastered achievements

42 achievements

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert

Ultra Rare3.9%

Warm Bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Ultra Rare4.0%

Dastardly

Place a hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive

Ultra Rare4.0%

NERD!

Find all Goat Trophies on the Waste of Space level

Ultra Rare4.0%

Ready for the Grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil

Ultra Rare4.2%

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

Ultra Rare4.3%

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw Bilbo the dwarf into lava

Ultra Rare4.3%

Hang Tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Ultra Rare4.3%

Big in Japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Ultra Rare4.7%

Use the Sword, Goat

Pickup a photon sword as a Father Goat or a Good Goat

Ultra Rare5.0%

Hoarder

Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatZ level

Very Rare5.1%

Is That a Goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Very Rare5.3%

Colombian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Very Rare5.3%

Bounce It!

Enable the hydraulic cars

Very Rare5.3%

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump bouncing on each trampoline once

Very Rare5.5%

Love or Hate?

Find all Goat Trophies on the MMO level

Very Rare5.7%

Better Than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

Very Rare6.4%

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Very Rare6.6%

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Very Rare6.6%

The Big Score

Find all Goat Trophies on the PAYDAY level

Very Rare6.6%

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds

Very Rare7.2%

Survive for Your Life

Survive 10 days

Very Rare7.6%

Splishy Splashy Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey

Visit the Badehaus

Very Rare7.7%

I Freaking Love Goats

Find all Goat Trophies on the Goat City Bay level

Very Rare8.7%

Le Voyage dans la Lune

A trip to the Moon

Very Rare8.9%

Cardio Kills Your Gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue

Very Rare9.3%

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider

Very Rare9.6%

Whiplash

Perform a drum solo

Very Rare10.1%

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over with it

Very Rare10.5%

Chief Fidget

Find all Goat Trophies on the School level

Very Rare10.6%

I'm a Dynamite

Try to blow yourself up

Very Rare11.5%

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

Very Rare11.9%

Goatta Catch 'Em All!

How do you catch goats?

Very Rare12.6%

Testaholic

Complete the Test Chambers

Very Rare13.2%

Sallskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Very Rare14.8%

Don't Panic

srsly

Rare15.8%

Try Hard

Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatVille level

Rare15.9%

I Can't Believe That Worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick

Rare16.2%

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!

Rare22.5%

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice 3 Sanctum items

Rare22.6%

I am Bread

Are you bread?

Rare26.6%

Ultra Low Effort Gamer

Dust off your game library; start the game

Common99.1%