Sorry We're Closed

Sorry We're Closed

64 achievements
Ultra Rare×6
Very Rare×13
Rare×13
Uncommon×22
Common×10

About Sorry We're Closed's achievements

Sorry We're Closed has 64 Steam achievements, 6 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Mimi the Conqueror", earned by just 2.1% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
2.1%
of players earned "Mimi the Conqueror"

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All Sorry We're Closed achievements

64 achievements
Mimi the Conqueror
Mimi the Conqueror
Get a 6 star rank on every level.
Ultra Rare2.1%
Urban Exploration
Urban Exploration
Find every artifact.
Ultra Rare3.2%
Pest Control
Pest Control
Crush every critter.
Ultra Rare3.9%
The Right-Hand
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare4.1%
Just a T.A.D More Powerful
Just a T.A.D More Powerful
Purchase every upgrade.
Ultra Rare4.5%
Lumberjack
Lumberjack
Defeat a boss without using the pistol or shotgun.
Ultra Rare4.7%
The Devil You Know
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare5.9%
Dying Petals Fan
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare6.8%
Detective Work
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare7.6%
Shot-Maestro
Shot-Maestro
Kill 30 enemies with the shotgun.
Very Rare9.1%
Till Death Do Us Part
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare9.3%
Overkill
Overkill
Use a Heartbreak shot on an enemy that only has one weak point.
Very Rare10.9%
Jenny Would Be Proud
Jenny Would Be Proud
Kill 30 enemies with the axe.
Very Rare11.4%
Escape The Nightmare
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare11.9%
Not Meant to Be
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare12.3%
True Natural
True Natural
Get a 6 star rank on one level.
Very Rare14.2%
Thou Shalt Repent
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare14.6%
Her Royal Deadness
Her Royal Deadness
Die 15 times.
Very Rare15.0%
Meat Mania
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare15.0%
Back Off
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare15.4%
Love Prevails
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare17.6%
Wondrous Treats
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare18.7%
Break the Curse
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare19.7%
Culinary History
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare20.8%
Indecisive
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare21.7%
I Love Hamsters
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare22.7%
Mimi's Family
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare24.0%
Soft Furnishings
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare25.0%
Star-Crossed Lovers
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare28.8%
Demonology 101
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare29.7%
Aaamazing!
Aaamazing!
Purchase half of the upgrades.
Rare29.9%
Femme Fatale
Femme Fatale
Kill 20 enemies with Heartbreak shots.
Rare30.0%
Well Read
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon30.5%
Drinks on the Roof
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon31.2%
True Friend
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon31.6%
Postwoman
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon33.3%
Heartbroken
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon33.8%
Back to Work
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon34.3%
These Look Valuable
These Look Valuable
Find half of the artifacts.
Uncommon35.3%
Torrid Romance
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon35.3%
Dress to Impress
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon35.3%
Nice Shot
Nice Shot
Get 50 perfect combos.
Uncommon35.6%
Family Matters
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon36.1%
Delicious Water
Delicious Water
Drink 20 bottles of water.
Uncommon36.5%
Bug Hunt
Bug Hunt
Crush half of the critters.
Uncommon37.7%
Hellfire
Hellfire
Kill 10 enemies with the shotgun.
Uncommon37.7%
Take it Slow
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon37.7%
Heaven Sent
Heaven Sent
Kill 50 enemies with the pistol.
Uncommon39.1%
Dead Girl
Dead Girl
Die 5 times.
Uncommon39.2%
Fishy Business
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon43.1%
Aim For the Hearts
Aim For the Hearts
Get 20 perfect combos.
Uncommon44.5%
Bite of the Devil
Bite of the Devil
Kill 10 enemies with the axe.
Uncommon44.9%
Chef Armando Rewards
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon46.7%
Nosey Neighbour
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon48.1%
Stay Hydrated
Stay Hydrated
Drink 5 bottles of water.
Common55.0%
Hell Bent
Hell Bent
Kill 10 enemies with the pistol.
Common60.3%
Yowza
Yowza
Purchase your first upgrade.
Common60.5%
Maximise Profits
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Common65.0%
Heartbreaker
Heartbreaker
Kill an enemy with a Heartbreak shot.
Common65.1%
The Hunger Continues
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Common69.9%
Squishy
Squishy
Crush a critter.
Common73.1%
Divine Intervention
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Common79.4%
A Shiny Artifact
A Shiny Artifact
Find your first artifact.
Common84.6%
Rough Night
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Common90.3%