Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099

35 achievements

Ultra Rare×1

Very Rare×14

Rare×9

Uncommon×7

Common×4

About Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099's achievements

Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099 has 35 Steam achievements, 1 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Hive Mind", earned by just 4.1% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

4.1%

of players earned "Hive Mind"

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All Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099 achievements

35 achievements

Hive Mind

You can't consider yourself part of the swarm if you don't know every section of our market.

Ultra Rare4.1%

Missing Link

People who don't fit in are expelled.

Very Rare5.6%

Escape Pod

Without a plan B, this could have ended very badly.

Very Rare5.7%

Proton

Your capacity for independent thinking is progressing adequately.

Very Rare5.9%

Madtrix

Have you tried to reboot the universe?

Very Rare6.8%

Electron

Your capacity for independent thinking merits a failing grade.

Very Rare7.0%

Brown Dwarf

That waffly is going to eat me out of house and home.

Very Rare7.7%

Kessler's Syndrome

It takes seven objects to make a collection... or a pile of junk.

Very Rare9.2%

Theory of Everything

You have to know how to eat a little of everything.

Very Rare9.6%

Particle

The omega particle awaits those who follow the rules.

Very Rare10.5%

The Law of Robotics

Thanks for being honest with dyslexic androids.

Very Rare10.9%

Futuristic Manifesto

You didn't have to show the artist.

Very Rare11.4%

Infinite Improbability

A good cosmic traveler never throws in the towel.

Very Rare11.5%

Holistic Investigation

The real crime would be not testifying.

Very Rare11.9%

Anti-particle

There are people who only know how to be contrarian.

Very Rare13.0%

Work Principle

No time to monkey around when there's work to be done.

Rare15.2%

Band-limited Channel

Filk the music, help your folks!

Rare15.6%

Fabric of Spacetime

As in the case of speed, you need time and space to get a quality suit.

Rare15.6%

Newspad

There's a reason they're called investigative articles.

Rare16.4%

Quantum

That's quite a bit of money

Rare18.8%

Neutron

Your capacity for independent thinking needs to improve.

Rare21.6%

Star Person

Celebrities' calls can be soporific.

Rare21.8%

Big Bang

Every outcome requires a catalyst.

Rare25.2%

Chrononaut

These relics hold stories from the past.

Rare27.8%

Cosmic Inflation

Your profits grow at an exponential rate when you invest wisely.

Uncommon31.2%

Xenolinguistic

Taking notes on the primates' behavior is essential.

Uncommon33.0%

Xenomorphic

The Masters in Primatology have observed primates from the whole wide universe.

Uncommon33.5%

Magic Number

Abracadabra, call and speak!

Uncommon40.8%

Convergence

Where two can chat, three can chat.

Uncommon41.9%

Polymorphic

The Amateur Zoologists have learned about a wide variety of primates.

Uncommon44.4%

Chain Reaction

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, but there are discounts.

Uncommon45.3%

Metamorphosis

This MonkeyVision specimen has achieved its full potential.

Common55.3%

Zoomorphic

The Friends of the Monkeys have learned the basics about these beautiful animals.

Common65.7%

Big Crunch

If you keep working like this, you might collapse.

Common67.7%

Neodog

The gizmograph is man's best friend.

Common85.9%