Goblin Rules Football

26 achievements

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About Goblin Rules Football's achievements

Goblin Rules Football has 26 Steam achievements. The rarest is "A Century of Wins", earned by just 35.3% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

35.3%

of players earned "A Century of Wins"

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Difficulty—

Easy → Brutal

Enjoyment—

Meh → Loved it

Grindiness—

No grind → Huge grind

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All Goblin Rules Football achievements

26 achievements

A Century of Wins

100 wins. #wow #whoa

Uncommon35.3%

A Molehill of L's

After 100 loses, don't you think it's time to retire? (Please don't actually stop playing my game)

Uncommon35.3%

Kilo-wins

1,000 wins. Who thought You'd ever do it? not me. I can't believe anyone has played this game that long. What are you even getting out of it at this point?

Uncommon35.3%

A Mountain of L's

Your perseverance is admirable. Your skill is not.

Uncommon35.3%

So Many Kicks, Maybe Too Many Kicks?

1,000 kicks made. 2,000 points scored just from kicks. It's no Adam Vinatieri, but at least you tried.

Uncommon35.3%

One Thousand Touchdowns

After a thousand touchdowns, aren't your legs a little tired?

Uncommon35.3%

Smokers Rights

After 1,000 yeehaws, have you ever bothered to ask WHY I have to smoke outside like this? Hmm? I guess I'm just a second class citizen that looks cute as hell in this little cowboy outfit.

Uncommon35.3%

Chain Smoker

100 yeehaws while on my smoke break? How often am I smoking these?

Uncommon35.4%

100 KECS

Sorry, 100 KICKS made, not KECS. Stupid horse...

Uncommon35.5%

Un Hundredo Touchdown-o's

100 touchdowns scored. Pretty good. Solid Production. Jerry Rice scored 208, though, so maybe put in a little more effort?

Uncommon35.7%

Mercy is for the weak

You SMASHED your opponent on the field of Goblin Rules Football until the mercy rule saved them from further embarrassment

Uncommon35.8%

Ten Dubs

10 wins? In a row??? Oh, not in a row. Oh well. Still impressive? Maybe?

Uncommon36.0%

Little Pile of L's

10 loses. Who do you think you are? The Chicago Bears? (please don't get mad at me Bears fans)

Uncommon36.2%

Ten Uprights Split

10 made kicks. Maybe try from a harder spot next time?

Uncommon36.5%

Lord have mercy

Losing a game by getting mercy ruled is embarrassing. But, hey, I have good news. It could always happen again

Uncommon36.6%

Squad Rolling Out

Playing with friends? Randos? Doesn't matter. You're a 3 person squad squad now. Time to ride or die in your first 3v3 match.

Uncommon36.8%

The BIG W

You won a singleplayer game! Wow!!!

Uncommon37.4%

10 Balls on the Ground (Pick them up!)

10 Touchdowns. Scion tC. 100 MPH. It all makes sense now.

Uncommon39.0%

Beta Blocker

BLOCKED! Block a kick to send it right back in their face!

Uncommon42.2%

The Kick is GOOD!!!

Congratulations on making your kick after attempt! Your reward? 2 points instead of 1 just because of how special I think you are.

Uncommon42.6%

The little l (not a capital I or one)

You lost a singleplayer game to a poorly coded AI. Don't worry, you're future still looks bright!

Uncommon46.2%

1v1 me bro

You took your game to the mean streets of 1v1 goblin rules football

Uncommon46.3%

Touchdown!

You rumbled, tumbled, and nearly fumbled your way to the endzone and TOUCHED THE BALL DOWN to score your first touchdown! Wow!

Uncommon48.7%

Learning how to lose

Learn the game of Goblin Rules Football by completing the tutorial

Common50.2%

Howdy Howdy Howdy

A friendly YEEHAW to you too, good sir or madam or whatever honorific you go by

Common58.2%

Stubbed toe

Ouch! Running into rocks, logs, and the other detritus littering the field is a bad idea. Avoid at all costs!

Common68.4%