Chess for idiots

47 achievements

Ultra Rare×15

Very Rare×10

Rare×10

Uncommon×8

Common×4

About Chess for idiots's achievements

Chess for idiots has 47 Steam achievements, 15 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "TUSK'S 100 LIES", earned by just 0.9% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

0.9%

of players earned "TUSK'S 100 LIES"

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All Chess for idiots achievements

47 achievements

TUSK'S 100 LIES

Complete 100 games.

Ultra Rare0.9%

1000 TUSK VICTIMS

Eliminate 1000 coins.

Ultra Rare0.9%

TUSK JUST WANTS TO EAT AND LIVE

Get an elimination using Brushwood on coin with SeaWeed.

Ultra Rare1.2%

TUSK IS A FOREIGN AGENT

Eliminate an enemy piece by a foreign coin that has your SeaWeed on it.

Ultra Rare1.2%

TOUCH OF TUSK

Eliminate a coin that has a SeaWeed on it without destroying it first.

Ultra Rare1.2%

TUSK WANTS TO TEACH CHILDREN...

Dry beat foreign horse meat 4 times in a row. (You cannot push any into the water, nor kill your own horses, nor kill other types of pieces - you have to focus only on foreign horses until you jump on some 4 times in a row)

Ultra Rare1.2%

TUSK WITH GERMAN AMBITIONS

Destroy a SeaWeed and get an elimination with the same coin.

Ultra Rare1.7%

TWO AGAINST ONE IS A TUSK'S GANG

Make at least two coins land on (and eliminate) the same coin.

Ultra Rare2.1%

THE RETURN OF TUSK

Make a coin with SeaWeed fall into the water.

Ultra Rare2.1%

POLES' GROWING EARNINGS ANNOY GERMANS

Eliminate a coin affected by Hot Sauce by enlarging a Polish coin.

Ultra Rare2.1%

TUSK IS BETRAYING THE NATION

Eliminate 4 pieces of the same player (can be your own) with one shot from the Wozdoopy Grenade.

Ultra Rare2.5%

EDGING OF TUSK

Use your own piece to make a German agent fall off the board.

Ultra Rare2.8%

TUSK WANTS TO DIVIDE AND CONQUER

Eliminate at least two enemy coins with Polarization.

Ultra Rare3.2%

TUSK BLOWS LEFT AND RIGHT

Get eliminations by blowing all types of chess pieces + any non-chess coin.

Ultra Rare4.7%

TUSK DESTROYS THE ZŁOTY

Use Hot Sauce on a 1 złoty coin.

Ultra Rare4.8%

TUSK VIOLATES THE CONSTITUTION

Use Polarization to throw two coins off the board at once, only to find that one comes back.

Very Rare5.1%

TUSK FLEES TO BRUSSELS

Perform castling with your own coins.

Very Rare6.2%

TUSK VS KACZYŃSKI

Capture a king with a king.

Very Rare7.5%

TUSK SELLS POLISH CAPITAL

Convert an enemy Rook with your King.

Very Rare9.0%

TUSK IS DESTROYING AT AN ALARMING RATE

Capture at least four pieces at once.

Very Rare10.3%

TUSK SAYS CHECKMATE

Give Check and Mate at the same time.

Very Rare10.7%

TUSK HELPLESS AGAINST INFLATION

Get an elimination with a diminished coin (without losing it).

Very Rare13.0%

TUSK CAUSES PUTINFLATION

Use Inflation a second time on the same coin.

Very Rare13.9%

TUSK PUT THE ECONOMY ON THE EDGE

Make the coin land on its edge.

Very Rare14.3%

TUSK MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN

Draw a game.

Very Rare14.6%

TUSK ENSLAVES THE MARKET

Get eliminations using every finger of the invisible hand of the market.

Rare16.6%

TUSK LITTERS IN THE NATIONAL PARK

Throw a coin very far off the board.

Rare16.6%

EN PASSANTUSK

Eliminate a pawn by flying over it.

Rare17.9%

KONOPSKI - TUSK'S VICTIM

Get 3 different eliminations with Arrow: close, mid-range, long range.

Rare20.1%

TUSK DETONATED THE SPEAKER

Eliminate at least 2 enemy coins with one shot from the Wozdoopy Grenade.

Rare22.8%

TUSK PROMOTES BODY POSITIVITY

Use Deflation a second time on the same coin.

Rare23.3%

TUSK LAYS HIS HAND ON THE CHURCH

Convert an enemy Pawn with your Bishop.

Rare24.4%

THE TUSK (D)EFFECT

Eliminate an enemy coin after bouncing off "für deutschland".

Rare24.5%

TUSK STEALS 800+

Eliminate an enemy coin with Deflation.

Rare26.0%

TUSK LOVES REVENGE

Decide to have a rematch.

Rare26.1%

TUSK'S FAULT!

Get an elimination using Hot Sauce.

Uncommon32.2%

TUSK IS BURNING TIRES

Push your opponent's coin into the water without losing your piece.

Uncommon34.7%

TUSK CLAIMS THAT QWERTY ARE PEOPLE

Confirm that your pawn is actually a Queen.

Uncommon36.0%

TUSK'S SCARING AGAIN

Make Dudu say "don't scare, don't scare".

Uncommon39.1%

TUSK HAS JUST WON AND ALREADY BROKE HIS PROMISES

Win your first game.

Uncommon41.9%

TUSK TAKES TWO

Capture at least two pieces at once.

Uncommon42.9%

TUSK WORSE THAN MATE-THEW

Checkmate someone.

Uncommon46.7%

TUSK CALLS TO COLLECT BRUSHWOOD

Push your coin and your opponent's coin into the water at the same time.

Uncommon48.8%

TUSK IN CHARGE, IT'S OVER

Finish your first game.

Common56.8%

TUSK DARES TO CHECK THE PRESIDENT

Put someone in check.

Common57.0%

TUSK INSULTS FOR NOT HAVING V-BUCKS

Witness a player throwing his own coin off the board.

Common71.7%

TUSK PLAYS ON ARROWS

Take a look at the control tips after launching the first game.

Common92.0%