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POSTAL 2

POSTAL 2

89 / 89 achievements100%100% COMPLETE ✓
Ultra Rare24 / 24
Very Rare36 / 36
Rare13 / 13
Uncommon12 / 12
Common4 / 4

About POSTAL 2's achievements

POSTAL 2 has 89 Steam achievements, 24 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Harder than r/gonewild", earned by just 3.0% of players. 7 SteamVault members have 100%-completed it so far. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
3.0%
of players earned "Harder than r/gonewild"
SteamVault 100%s
7
members fully completed it

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All POSTAL 2 achievements

Your unlocked achievements
89 achievements
You Snow Nothing John Blow
✓You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Ultra Rare3.4%✓ 21 Jun 2026
Fear and Loathing
✓Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Ultra Rare4.7%✓ 21 Jun 2026
You are not alone
✓You are not alone
Very Rare13.7%✓ 21 Jun 2026
Uncle T-Bag
✓Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Very Rare5.5%✓ 21 Jun 2026
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
✓I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Very Rare13.1%✓ 21 Jun 2026
A-Rod Who?
✓A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Very Rare12.8%✓ 21 Jun 2026
Door Mat
✓Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Very Rare14.5%✓ 21 Jun 2026
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
✓Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Very Rare6.3%✓ 21 Jun 2026
Found 'em faster than GWB
✓Found 'em faster than GWB
Very Rare8.5%✓ 21 Jun 2026
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
✓Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Rare17.6%✓ 21 Jun 2026
My Name is Jesus
✓My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Ultra Rare3.1%✓ 21 Jun 2026
Adderall4All
✓Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Ultra Rare3.1%✓ 21 Jun 2026
Dick Message
✓Dick Message
Ultra Rare4.5%✓ 21 Jun 2026
Harder than r/gonewild
✓Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Ultra Rare3.0%✓ 21 Jun 2026
Ode to Eddings
✓Ode to Eddings
Ultra Rare3.3%✓ 19 Jun 2026
Ladies Love Cake
✓Ladies Love Cake
Ultra Rare3.8%✓ 19 Jun 2026
Ginger Mint
✓Ginger Mint
Very Rare6.0%✓ 18 Jun 2026
Ape Gape
✓Ape Gape
Ultra Rare4.6%✓ 26 Apr 2026
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
✓CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Ultra Rare3.6%✓ 24 Apr 2026
Gary vs. The K. Man
✓Gary vs. The K. Man
Ultra Rare4.1%✓ 24 Apr 2026
Chapelle's Show
✓Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Very Rare8.7%✓ 24 Apr 2026
One time, at band camp...
✓One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Very Rare6.9%✓ 22 Apr 2026
Anustart!
✓Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Ultra Rare4.2%✓ 21 Apr 2026
40 Year Old Virgin
✓40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Ultra Rare3.8%✓ 21 Apr 2026
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
✓Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Ultra Rare4.1%✓ 21 Apr 2026
Scientology Level: OT VIII
✓Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Ultra Rare3.3%✓ 21 Apr 2026
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
✓I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Rare19.7%✓ 16 Apr 2026
There's always money in the banana stand
✓There's always money in the banana stand
Very Rare10.3%✓ 14 Apr 2026
Fur Sure!
✓Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Uncommon31.4%✓ 14 Apr 2026
Lieberman is our Leader!
✓Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Uncommon31.9%✓ 14 Apr 2026
Better than POSTAL III
✓Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion.
Ultra Rare4.6%✓ 13 Apr 2026
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
✓Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Very Rare5.5%✓ 13 Apr 2026
Rich on Reddit
✓Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Ultra Rare3.7%✓ 12 Apr 2026
Rain on your Wedding Day
✓Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame.
Very Rare6.0%✓ 12 Apr 2026
Hobo Sexual
✓Hobo Sexual
Ultra Rare3.8%✓ 12 Apr 2026
Gettin DP'd
✓Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Ultra Rare4.8%✓ 12 Apr 2026
BioShocked
✓BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Ultra Rare4.4%✓ 12 Apr 2026
Holocaust: Part Deux
✓Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy.
Very Rare6.7%✓ 12 Apr 2026
PooMasher
✓PooMasher
Ultra Rare3.7%✓ 12 Apr 2026
GABAGOOOOOL!
✓GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend.
Very Rare8.1%✓ 11 Apr 2026
Thanks for the money!
✓Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days.
Very Rare9.1%✓ 11 Apr 2026
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
✓I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Very Rare10.3%✓ 11 Apr 2026
Rick Grimes 4 Life
✓Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Very Rare9.0%✓ 11 Apr 2026
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
✓Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Ultra Rare4.5%✓ 11 Apr 2026
John Rambo'd!
✓John Rambo'd!
Very Rare8.3%✓ 11 Apr 2026
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
✓Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people.
Rare17.5%✓ 10 Apr 2026
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
✓Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday.
Very Rare14.0%✓ 10 Apr 2026
Shiva Blast
✓Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Very Rare10.1%✓ 10 Apr 2026
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
✓Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars.
Very Rare9.8%✓ 10 Apr 2026
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
✓And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Rare21.9%✓ 10 Apr 2026
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
✓It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Uncommon31.5%✓ 10 Apr 2026
Workin' for the Weekend
✓Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday.
Rare18.6%✓ 10 Apr 2026
Chuck Norris'd!
✓Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Very Rare11.4%✓ 10 Apr 2026
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
✓Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Rare25.1%✓ 10 Apr 2026
R. Kelly's Protege
✓R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Common67.5%✓ 10 Apr 2026
SCREW that game!
✓SCREW that game!
Ultra Rare4.7%✓ 10 Apr 2026
Darth Maul'd!
✓Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Very Rare14.3%✓ 10 Apr 2026
Paid the Piper
✓Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Very Rare12.6%✓ 10 Apr 2026
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
✓Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Rare28.1%✓ 10 Apr 2026
Don't taze me, bro!
✓Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Very Rare5.6%✓ 10 Apr 2026
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
✓OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Rare20.1%✓ 10 Apr 2026
Señor Cornballer
✓Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Very Rare8.2%✓ 9 Apr 2026
FAB-U-LOUS!
✓FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits.
Very Rare14.9%✓ 9 Apr 2026
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
✓It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Uncommon33.8%✓ 9 Apr 2026
Running With Scissors
✓Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Very Rare8.5%✓ 9 Apr 2026
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
✓GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Rare19.0%✓ 9 Apr 2026
Can't Touch This
✓Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Rare16.4%✓ 9 Apr 2026
Hello, Newman
✓Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs.
Ultra Rare5.0%✓ 9 Apr 2026
RAFIBOMB!!!
✓RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Very Rare10.0%✓ 9 Apr 2026
I don't need virgins for this
✓I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Very Rare6.4%✓ 9 Apr 2026
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
✓Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Very Rare9.8%✓ 9 Apr 2026
I Am Legend
✓I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Very Rare10.4%✓ 9 Apr 2026
Pussy on a Pedestal
✓Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Very Rare5.4%✓ 9 Apr 2026
Finkle IS Einhorn!
✓Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Uncommon32.1%✓ 9 Apr 2026
I should buy a boat
✓I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day.
Very Rare8.9%✓ 9 Apr 2026
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
✓It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday.
Rare21.7%✓ 9 Apr 2026
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
✓Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Rare19.9%✓ 9 Apr 2026
Reddit would be proud.
✓Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Very Rare9.1%✓ 9 Apr 2026
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
✓I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire.
Uncommon36.5%✓ 9 Apr 2026
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
✓OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday.
Rare28.0%✓ 8 Apr 2026
Duck Dynasty
✓Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Uncommon49.1%✓ 8 Apr 2026
It's sterile and I like the taste
✓It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss.
Uncommon37.2%✓ 8 Apr 2026
C U Next Tuesday
✓C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday.
Uncommon34.2%✓ 7 Apr 2026
Friend of Dorothy
✓Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Common62.0%✓ 7 Apr 2026
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
✓Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Uncommon48.8%✓ 7 Apr 2026
Officer McLovin'
✓Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Uncommon46.3%✓ 7 Apr 2026
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
✓Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday.
Common53.0%✓ 7 Apr 2026
Here, Wilfred
✓Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper.
Uncommon46.3%✓ 7 Apr 2026
Well, aren't YOU a badass
✓Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door.
Common56.6%✓ 7 Apr 2026