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Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

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Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

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Gained your first dog helper.

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Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

POSTAL 2

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

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Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

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Survived Monday.

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Survived Tuesday.

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Survived Wednesday.

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Survived Thursday.

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Survived Friday.

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Survived Saturday.

POSTAL 2

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

POSTAL 2

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

POSTAL 2

Roasted 30 people with fire.

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Totaled 30 cars.

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Kicked 30 dogs.

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Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

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Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

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Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

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Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

POSTAL 2

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

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Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

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Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

POSTAL 2

Killed over 1,000 people.

POSTAL 2

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

POSTAL 2

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

POSTAL 2

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

POSTAL 2

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

POSTAL 2

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

POSTAL 2

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

POSTAL 2

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

POSTAL 2

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

POSTAL 2

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

POSTAL 2

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

POSTAL 2

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

POSTAL 2

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

POSTAL 2

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

POSTAL 2

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

POSTAL 2

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

POSTAL 2

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

POSTAL 2

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

POSTAL 2

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

POSTAL 2

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

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Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

POSTAL 2

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

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Read the newspaper every day.

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Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

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Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

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Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

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Kicked open a door.

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Put out someone that's on fire.

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Sucked down your own piss.

POSTAL 2

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

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Wore all three outfits.

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Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

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Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

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Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

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Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

POSTAL 2

Saved the marching band from explody death.

POSTAL 2

Hidden achievement

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Hidden achievement

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Hidden achievement

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Hidden achievement

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Hidden achievement

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Hidden achievement

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Hidden achievement

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Finished all seven days.

POSTAL 2

Reunited with an old friend.

POSTAL 2

Reunited with an old enemy.

POSTAL 2

Reunited with an old flame.

POSTAL 2

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

POSTAL 2

Rescued your loyal companion.

POSTAL 2

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

POSTAL 2

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

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