Self Defense Kinda...

35 achievements

Ultra Rare×9

Very Rare×13

Rare×5

Uncommon×3

Common×5

About Self Defense Kinda...'s achievements

Self Defense Kinda... has 35 Steam achievements, 9 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Still Sober", earned by just 1.8% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

1.8%

of players earned "Still Sober"

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Difficulty—

Easy → Brutal

Enjoyment—

Meh → Loved it

Grindiness—

No grind → Huge grind

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All Self Defense Kinda... achievements

35 achievements

Still Sober

Defeat the Bartender without drinking any Beverage Boosters

Ultra Rare1.8%

The Perfect Run

Beat a Playthrough of the game where you completed, 100%ed everything there is to do (achievements don't count), and did it all without any upgrades or mini skills

Ultra Rare1.8%

Mercy Shines Upon You

Die to one boss so many times that you have the opportunity to accept mercy from the BR Death Specialist

Ultra Rare1.8%

You and what Army?!

Defeat the Commander's entire fleet before taking him out

Ultra Rare3.7%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Ultra Rare3.7%

Pacifism (Almost...)

In the Nite Gang Fight, take out the Leader without hurting anyone else at all. Eh, just have them be perfectly healthy at the end...

Ultra Rare3.7%

A Lucky Strike!...or a dirty cheater....

In the Crazed Commander fight, find the Commander on your first turn.

Ultra Rare3.7%

Arcade Master

Defeat the Gauntlet rush at the end of the HDF Box room

Ultra Rare3.7%

The Unstoppable

Accept every upgrade opportunity in the game and equip one mini skill of your choice

Ultra Rare3.7%

Do It Again

Start another playthrough after beating your first one

Very Rare5.6%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare5.6%

That's My Jam!

In the Bartender fight, listen to every Beverage jingle. Pls we worked hard on them =)

Very Rare7.5%

Victory Lap 2: Should've Uninstalled BR If They Were Gonna Be This Bad!

Defeat every Foe vision Boss's Hard Mode variant

Very Rare7.5%

Victory Lap 3: Seriously Team Fury?! This is The Best You Can Do?!

Woah chill, don't need to make it personal... Uh yeah, defeat every HDF Box Boss's Hard Mode variant

Very Rare7.5%

I have a particular set of skills

Equip every single mini skill once in one playthrough

Very Rare7.5%

Dun and Dun

Clear every base mode DVD Fight

Very Rare11.3%

Is this supposed to be challenging?

Reject any upgrade at any point

Very Rare11.3%

A Member of Consumerism

Defeat the Psychotic Salesman without ever rejecting any deals.

Very Rare11.3%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare13.2%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare13.2%

A Fresh Start

Delete your save file for the first time

Very Rare15.0%

Something New

Play any available custom fight

Very Rare15.0%

Upstaged

Defeat the Arising Actress without the audience being on your side

Rare18.8%

Who's Cool Now?

Defeat Redundancy Man while he's at max coolness

Rare20.7%

Victory Lap 1: They Were Trying the First Time?!

Defeat every Select A Foe Boss's Hard Mode variant

Rare20.7%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Rare22.6%

I Expect Perfection

Defeat a Boss with Max HP and Max Command Power

Rare22.6%

Very High Skilled

Clear every base mode VHS Fight

Uncommon30.1%

Minor Skills

Equip a Mini Skill

Uncommon43.3%

Tape Tyrant

Clear any Hard Mode tape

Uncommon45.2%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Common54.7%

Pure Skill

Obtain a Reel Skill

Common67.9%

The Reel Deal

Clear every base mode Reel Fight

Common69.8%

Task Master

Complete any objective

Common86.7%

Welcome To BR

Let's start the therapy!

Common100.0%