Zortch

39 achievements

Ultra Rare×15

Very Rare×11

Rare×12

Uncommon×1

About Zortch's achievements

Zortch has 39 Steam achievements, 15 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "You are locked in here with ME!", earned by just 1.5% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

1.5%

of players earned "You are locked in here with ME!"

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Difficulty—

Easy → Brutal

Enjoyment—

Meh → Loved it

Grindiness—

No grind → Huge grind

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All Zortch achievements

39 achievements

You are locked in here with ME!

GAME HAS BEEN ZORTCHED BEYOND RECOGNITION

Ultra Rare1.5%

I'm fierce.. but not that fierce!

Beat the game on not so maxed difficulty

Ultra Rare1.9%

Achievement 88

All 88 secrets found - game 100% beaten

Ultra Rare2.6%

War is in my blood.. and blood is in my cereal!

Subjugator difficulty got conquered

Ultra Rare2.8%

E3M1 complete

all secrets found

Ultra Rare3.0%

E3M3 done

finished with all secrets

Ultra Rare3.1%

E2M1 done

e2m1 finished with all secrets

Ultra Rare3.2%

E5M2 done

just done with city life

Ultra Rare3.3%

E5M1 complete

the commute is deadly

Ultra Rare3.4%

E1M3 checked

finished level with all secrets

Ultra Rare3.8%

E4M1 all secrets found

now catch your breath!

Ultra Rare3.8%

E3M2 all secrets found

good job!

Ultra Rare3.9%

E4M3 found all secrets

they weren't that hidden

Ultra Rare4.3%

E2M3 trashed

all secrets found - good job!

Ultra Rare4.4%

Call an ambulance.. but not for me!

Dominator difficulty has been dominated

Ultra Rare5.0%

E1M1 is toast!

found all secrets on e1m1

Very Rare5.1%

Ǝ⇂ꟽᘔ ɔoɯdlǝʇǝp

ɟonup ɐll sǝɔɹǝʇs ou ǝƖɯᘔ

Very Rare5.2%

E4M2 completed with all secrets

just what was this place anyway

Very Rare6.4%

Back to Sender!

You can have it back!

Very Rare7.4%

You are Winner!

Beaten the game on Warrior Difficulty

Very Rare7.4%

E5M3 all secrets found

now let's climb into a suspicious hole

Very Rare7.6%

Back to Sender .. Again!

I told you I don't want it!

Very Rare7.9%

Frog Boss

Hurt an overgrown frog badly

Very Rare8.5%

Advanced Technology

I didn't know I can do that

Very Rare9.1%

This is not Doom!

but nice try anyway

Very Rare9.5%

Final Boss

Defeated Brainsucker Prime

Very Rare14.7%

Fourth Boss

Defeated the Creeps

Rare16.4%

Third Boss

Smoked Burt

Rare17.4%

Defeated Rare Enemy 6

Female Brute with Grenade Launcher

Rare18.2%

Defeated Rare Enemy

Undead Hollow Abomination

Rare19.4%

Second Boss

Defeated the Trash Emperor

Rare19.7%

Defeated Rare Enemy 4

Plasma Bot

Rare20.2%

E2M2 finished

so simple, wasn't it?

Rare20.9%

It's Mine Now!

All mine!

Rare21.6%

Defeated Rare Enemy 3

Female Brute Commander

Rare22.1%

Unexpected Event

I did not expect this to happen

Rare25.0%

First Boss

Defeated the Brainsucker Commander

Rare25.3%

Gibbed Rare Enemy 5

Jumping Brute with Grenade Launcher

Rare30.0%

Defeated Rare Enemy 2

or watched the demo long enough

Uncommon38.9%