Vampire Therapist

Vampire Therapist

34 achievements
Ultra Rareร—7
Very Rareร—10
Rareร—8
Uncommonร—2
Commonร—7

About Vampire Therapist's achievements

Vampire Therapist has 34 Steam achievements, 7 of them ultra-rare โ€” unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Slow Learner", earned by just 1.7% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
1.7%
of players earned "Slow Learner"

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All Vampire Therapist achievements

34 achievements
Slow Learner
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Hidden achievement โ€” tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare1.7%
Mean Hombre
Mean Hombre
Ruined someone's night.
Ultra Rare2.9%
Bachanalia
Bachanalia
Showed deep interest in musical theory.
Ultra Rare3.9%
Shot in the Dark
Shot in the Dark
Misidentify a malcontent.
Ultra Rare4.3%
True Believer
True Believer
Had faith in modern political systems.
Ultra Rare4.4%
Mortal Temptations
Mortal Temptations
Take a chance on love.
Ultra Rare4.8%
Gimme That Old Time Religion
Gimme That Old Time Religion
Help a client find a new path.
Ultra Rare5.0%
Carry On My Wayward Son
Carry On My Wayward Son
Rescue a discontented child.
Very Rare5.1%
Vive la France
Vive la France
Learned all you could about the French Revolution.
Very Rare5.3%
There Ought to Be Clowns
There Ought to Be Clowns
Defended a clown who didn't need help.
Very Rare6.2%
Two to Tango
Two to Tango
Complete your first couples therapy session.
Very Rare6.4%
Ashcroft's Enemy
Ashcroft's Enemy
Suggested some tasteful nudity.
Very Rare10.0%
A Vampire of Taste
A Vampire of Taste
Showed your quality โ€” of the very highest.
Very Rare13.0%
Diligent Desperado
Diligent Desperado
Completed Andromachos's entire quiz.
Very Rare13.1%
Into the Moonrise
Into the Moonrise
Completed the game.
Very Rare13.4%
Historical Preservation
Historical Preservation
Saved an ancient vampire.
Very Rare13.5%
Data Driven
Data Driven
Helped free Meddy from a dark influence.
Very Rare14.6%
Stanislavski's Bane
Stanislavski's Bane
Helped Edmund realize the dark truth.
Rare15.1%
Flattery Will Get You Everywhere
Flattery Will Get You Everywhere
Gave Isabella something to smile about.
Rare15.4%
Harmonious Healing
Harmonious Healing
Helped Dr. Drayne find himself.
Rare15.9%
Distortion Master
Distortion Master
Found at least one of each cognitive distortion.
Rare16.5%
Concentrating Compadre
Concentrating Compadre
Kept perfect focus during meditation.
Rare17.5%
Master of the Mind
Master of the Mind
Got twenty distortions correct in a row.
Rare19.4%
Theatre Buff
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Hidden achievement โ€” tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare19.8%
Distortionception
Distortionception
Found a distortion within a distortion.
Rare19.9%
Flawless Victory
Flawless Victory
Had a flawless client session.
Uncommon30.3%
Lurid Detail
Lurid Detail
Survived Lord Luridus's session.
Uncommon34.3%
Nice Shootin'
Nice Shootin'
Got ten distortions correct in a row.
Common56.8%
First Blood Part II
First Blood Part II
Completed your first client session.
Common65.9%
Holstered up
Holstered up
Learned 5 cognitive distortions.
Common71.4%
Bloodsuckin' Buckaroo
Bloodsuckin' Buckaroo
Drank fresh blood for the first time.
Common73.5%
Confident Cowboy
Confident Cowboy
Got five distortions correct in a row.
Common79.5%
Dark Pupil
Dark Pupil
Learned about cognitive distortions.
Common85.3%
First Blood
First Blood
Found your first cognitive distortion.
Common95.0%