Escape from the Nursing Home

Escape from the Nursing Home

56 achievements
Ultra Rare×39
Very Rare×5
Rare×3
Uncommon×1
Common×8

About Escape from the Nursing Home's achievements

Escape from the Nursing Home has 56 Steam achievements, 27 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "That's really a lot!", earned by just 0.8% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
0.8%
of players earned "That's really a lot!"

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Easy → Brutal
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Meh → Loved it
Grindiness—
No grind → Huge grind
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All Escape from the Nursing Home achievements

56 achievements
Formula 1!
Formula 1!
Travel in a wheelchair 10km.
Ultra Rare0.0%
Escape "The real rock fan!"
Escape "The real rock fan!"
Or did you just pretend?
Ultra Rare0.0%
Escape "The vintage cargo"
Escape "The vintage cargo"
And how did they not notice you?
Ultra Rare0.0%
The Elder of the Nursing Home.
The Elder of the Nursing Home.
Unlock all the achievements.
Ultra Rare0.0%
Impossibly strong!
Impossibly strong!
Exercise for 33 game hours.
Ultra Rare0.0%
Heartbreaker!
Heartbreaker!
Have 11 romantic relationships.
Ultra Rare0.0%
One of us!
One of us!
Make 22 friends.
Ultra Rare0.0%
Tachycardia!
Tachycardia!
Drink 66 glasses of coffee.
Ultra Rare0.0%
The elderly criminal!
The elderly criminal!
Go 99 times to the restricted area.
Ultra Rare0.0%
Unlock "Fairy's skirt"
Unlock "Fairy's skirt"
Escape speedrun!
Ultra Rare0.0%
Unlock "Rocker's pride"
Unlock "Rocker's pride"
Escape speedrun!
Ultra Rare0.0%
Unlock "Top hat"
Unlock "Top hat"
Escape speedrun!
Ultra Rare0.0%
That's really a lot!
That's really a lot!
Successfully escape from the nursing home 15 times.
Ultra Rare0.8%
Sooo stinky!
Sooo stinky!
Do not take a shower for 5 days in a row.
Ultra Rare0.8%
You're all my pals!
You're all my pals!
Meet all the old people in the nursing home in one game.
Ultra Rare0.8%
I can't... I'm too old!
I can't... I'm too old!
Get exhausted 66 times.
Ultra Rare0.8%
Not so healthy!
Not so healthy!
Eat 33 snacks.
Ultra Rare0.8%
A strange addiction...
A strange addiction...
Take 33 strange pills or pills.
Ultra Rare0.8%
Unlock "Cowboy hat"
Unlock "Cowboy hat"
Escape speedrun!
Ultra Rare0.8%
Unlock "St. Stink's halo"
Unlock "St. Stink's halo"
Escape speedrun!
Ultra Rare0.8%
Unlock "Rich peach"
Unlock "Rich peach"
Escape speedrun!
Ultra Rare0.8%
Unlock "The deepest hole"
Unlock "The deepest hole"
Escape speedrun!
Ultra Rare0.8%
Unlock "Healthy spine"
Unlock "Healthy spine"
Escape speedrun!
Ultra Rare0.8%
Escape "Still alive"
Escape "Still alive"
And even free!
Ultra Rare1.7%
Not an oldster anymore!
Not an oldster anymore!
10 diseases were completely cured.
Ultra Rare1.7%
Escape "Green fairy..."
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare1.7%
Escape "Corrupted staff"
Escape "Corrupted staff"
Corruption is bad!
Ultra Rare1.7%
Escape "Don Juan the oldster"
Escape "Don Juan the oldster"
Love for life!
Ultra Rare1.7%
Dirty work!
Dirty work!
You tried hard for that escape...
Ultra Rare1.7%
Unlock "Romantic roses"
Unlock "Romantic roses"
Escape speedrun!
Ultra Rare1.7%
Unlock "Portable syringe"
Unlock "Portable syringe"
Escape speedrun!
Ultra Rare1.7%
Escape "God of Stink"
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare2.6%
Drunk as f...
Drunk as f...
Drink 5 bottles of wine in one game.
Ultra Rare2.6%
Old but Gold!
Old but Gold!
Start a romantic relationship.
Ultra Rare2.6%
Put it back!
Put it back!
Steal 33 items from any containers.
Ultra Rare2.6%
Unlock "Bushy hat"
Unlock "Bushy hat"
Escape speedrun!
Ultra Rare2.6%
Escape "Pure Energy - Pure Power"
Escape "Pure Energy - Pure Power"
Sports is life!
Ultra Rare4.3%
Speed run!
Speed run!
Leave the nursing home in less than 5 minutes.
Ultra Rare4.3%
Unlock "Skeleton hoody"
Unlock "Skeleton hoody"
Escape speedrun!
Ultra Rare4.3%
Escape "Just the escape"
Escape "Just the escape"
That was easy!
Very Rare5.2%
Escape "Was there a fence here?"
Escape "Was there a fence here?"
That's giant fence for mankind, but small fence for oldster.
Very Rare5.2%
Escape "The Nursing home Redemption"
Escape "The Nursing home Redemption"
It was not just a spoon...
Very Rare6.1%
Old machine!
Old machine!
Escape without exhausting once.
Very Rare11.4%
Rest is no longer needed!
Rest is no longer needed!
Reach maximum of stamina.
Very Rare14.9%
Healthy life!
Healthy life!
Reach the maximum value of a healthy lifestyle.
Rare16.6%
You died!
You died!
Also kinda escape (no).
Rare21.9%
Almost dead.
Almost dead.
Sleep for 99 game hours.
Rare21.9%
Great thirst!
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon43.8%
Road to Death!
Road to Death!
Reach the maximum value of an unhealthy lifestyle.
Common53.5%
Perfectly natural.
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Common53.5%
The marathoner!
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Common60.5%
My old legs are finally fine!
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Common63.1%
The Eater!
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Common64.9%
Fashionable look!
Fashionable look!
Customize your oldster.
Common65.7%
The clean man!
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Common67.5%
Sleepyhead!
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Common70.1%