Honked: a clown noir

Honked: a clown noir

25 achievements

Ultra Rare×5

Very Rare×3

Rare×3

Uncommon×5

Common×9

About Honked: a clown noir's achievements

Honked: a clown noir has 25 Steam achievements, 5 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Balloonnoisseur", earned by just 2.1% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

2.1%

of players earned "Balloonnoisseur"

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Difficulty—

Easy → Brutal

Enjoyment—

Meh → Loved it

Grindiness—

No grind → Huge grind

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All Honked: a clown noir achievements

25 achievements

Balloonnoisseur

Collect all of the balloon blueprints

Ultra Rare2.1%

Clown College

Read all of Gonzo's journals

Ultra Rare2.1%

Clown Around Town

Meet every clown

Ultra Rare2.1%

No Stone Unturned

Find every piece of lore in the game

Ultra Rare2.2%

Puff Puff Pass

Make a balloon with at least 90% accuracy 5 times

Ultra Rare4.0%

Luftballoons

Make 99 balloons

Very Rare5.4%

Clown on Wire

Climb Projecto's ropes without falling

Very Rare6.1%

Projecto's Prodigy

Reach the ending in 10 minutes

Very Rare7.0%

Down to Clown

Float from a flower for 20 seconds

Rare18.6%

All Thumbs

Fail at making a balloon 5 times in a row

Rare19.1%

Keep it Tight

Reach top speed with a tightrope jump

Rare27.4%

Balloon Whisperer

Have 5 dogs following you at once

Uncommon30.4%

Air Bud

Put a balloon dog through a hoop in the Zoo

Uncommon32.7%

Cloth Gowns Only

Make a black and white clown

Uncommon33.9%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Uncommon38.5%

Don't Break a Leg

Survive Presto's theater without falling

Uncommon44.1%

I Hate It Here

Break Squirt's egg

Common50.2%

Honk It, We Ball

Score 10 goals in Sportsball

Common50.7%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Common51.0%

Wheely Good At This

Ride the balloon wheel for 60 seconds

Common56.4%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Common64.5%

Un-honking-believable

Try to say a swear word

Common67.5%

Gumshoe

Collect all 3 clues

Common75.0%

Breathless

Make 10 balloons

Common78.1%

How Do You Do, Fellow Clowns?

Impress the Sad Clown Gang

Common81.3%