Goat Simulator

127 achievements

Ultra Rare×84

Very Rare×19

Rare×12

Uncommon×9

Common×3

About Goat Simulator's achievements

Goat Simulator has 127 Steam achievements, 84 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Be not afreight", earned by just 1.4% of players. Across 26 SteamVault hunters who reached 100%, full completion takes a median of about 27 hours. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

1.4%

of players earned "Be not afreight"

SteamVault 100%s

members fully completed it

Median to 100%

27h

typical time to full completion

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Easy → Brutal

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Meh → Loved it

Grindiness—

No grind → Huge grind

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All Goat Simulator achievements

127 achievements

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ultra Rare1.4%

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Ultra Rare1.4%

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Ultra Rare1.4%

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

Ultra Rare1.4%

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Ultra Rare1.4%

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Ultra Rare1.5%

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

Ultra Rare1.5%

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.

Ultra Rare1.5%

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Ultra Rare1.6%

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

Ultra Rare1.6%

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Ultra Rare1.6%

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Ultra Rare1.6%

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Ultra Rare1.6%

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Ultra Rare1.6%

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Ultra Rare1.6%

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ultra Rare1.6%

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

Ultra Rare1.6%

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

Ultra Rare1.6%

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Ultra Rare1.7%

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Ultra Rare1.7%

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

Ultra Rare1.7%

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Ultra Rare1.7%

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Ultra Rare1.7%

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Ultra Rare1.7%

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Ultra Rare1.7%

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Ultra Rare1.8%

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Ultra Rare1.8%

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Ultra Rare1.8%

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Ultra Rare1.8%

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Ultra Rare1.8%

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Ultra Rare1.8%

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Ultra Rare1.8%

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Ultra Rare1.8%

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

Ultra Rare1.8%

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Ultra Rare1.9%

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Ultra Rare1.9%

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Ultra Rare1.9%

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Ultra Rare1.9%

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

Ultra Rare1.9%

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Ultra Rare2.0%

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Ultra Rare2.0%

BFF

Lick a friend

Ultra Rare2.1%

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Ultra Rare2.1%

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Ultra Rare2.2%

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Ultra Rare2.2%

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

Ultra Rare2.2%

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Ultra Rare2.3%

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Ultra Rare2.3%

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

Ultra Rare2.4%

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Ultra Rare2.4%

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Ultra Rare2.5%

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Ultra Rare2.6%

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

Ultra Rare2.6%

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Ultra Rare2.7%

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Ultra Rare2.7%

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

Ultra Rare2.8%

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Ultra Rare2.9%

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Ultra Rare2.9%

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Ultra Rare2.9%

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

Ultra Rare3.0%

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Ultra Rare3.0%

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Ultra Rare3.2%

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

Ultra Rare3.2%

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

Ultra Rare3.2%

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Ultra Rare3.3%

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Ultra Rare3.3%

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Ultra Rare3.5%

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Ultra Rare3.5%

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

Ultra Rare3.8%

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Ultra Rare3.9%

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

Ultra Rare3.9%

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Ultra Rare4.0%

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

Ultra Rare4.1%

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Ultra Rare4.1%

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Ultra Rare4.3%

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

Ultra Rare4.3%

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Ultra Rare4.4%

I am Bread

Are you bread?

Ultra Rare4.4%

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Ultra Rare4.5%

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Ultra Rare4.7%

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

Ultra Rare4.8%

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Ultra Rare4.8%

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Ultra Rare4.8%

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Ultra Rare4.9%

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Very Rare5.1%

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Very Rare5.1%

Don't Panic

srsly

Very Rare5.4%

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

Very Rare5.5%

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again

Very Rare5.5%

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Very Rare5.7%

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind

Very Rare6.9%

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

Very Rare7.0%

Jörgen

Jörgen.

Very Rare7.1%

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.

Very Rare7.6%

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Very Rare7.9%

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee

Very Rare8.0%

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

Very Rare8.4%

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Very Rare8.9%

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip

Very Rare10.0%

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

Very Rare10.9%

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!

Very Rare11.4%

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

Very Rare11.6%

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

Very Rare13.0%

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator

Rare15.9%

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

Rare16.0%

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

Rare16.3%

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue

Rare16.5%

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!

Rare17.6%

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples

Rare18.4%

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Rare19.8%

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.

Rare22.3%

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles

Rare25.0%

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck

Rare26.4%

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat

Rare28.5%

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Rare29.2%

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.

Uncommon31.5%

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

Uncommon33.7%

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person

Uncommon35.2%

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert

Uncommon36.3%

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

Uncommon40.4%

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge

Uncommon46.7%

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!

Uncommon47.8%

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

Uncommon48.6%

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

Uncommon49.7%

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest

Common50.6%

Angel Goat

Do no evil.

Common52.3%

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.

Common54.5%