Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop

Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop

20 achievements
Ultra Rareร—2
Very Rareร—2
Rareร—11
Uncommonร—3
Commonร—2

About Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop's achievements

Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop has 20 Steam achievements, 2 of them ultra-rare โ€” unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Employee of the Year", earned by just 3.4% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
3.4%
of players earned "Employee of the Year"

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Easy โ†’ Brutal
Enjoymentโ€”
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Grindinessโ€”
No grind โ†’ Huge grind
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All Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop achievements

20 achievements
Employee of the Year
Employee of the Year
Unlock all other achievements.
Ultra Rare3.4%
Executive Suite
Executive Suite
Get a perfect score on every presentation.
Ultra Rare3.7%
Destined for the Throne
Destined for the Throne
Unlock all minigames in arcade mode.
Very Rare6.2%
Ladder Climber
Ladder Climber
Pass every presentation.
Very Rare8.2%
Schoolyard Champ
Schoolyard Champ
Unlock RPS in arcade mode.
Rare15.6%
Stall Ninja
Stall Ninja
Unlock Perv Poker in arcade mode.
Rare16.0%
Hostile Work Environment
Hostile Work Environment
Punch every single coworker in Run & Stunner.
Rare16.3%
Better In Than Out
Better In Than Out
Win after puking 3 times in Seat Wiper.
Rare16.4%
Slap Dasher
Slap Dasher
Unlock Run & Stunner in arcade mode.
Rare16.6%
Neat & Tidy
Neat & Tidy
Unlock Seat Wiper in arcade mode.
Rare16.9%
Busted
Busted
Unlock Stall Buster in arcade mode.
Rare17.2%
Under Par
Under Par
Win Hallway Pitch Party with 4 or fewer projectiles.
Rare18.0%
Pitch Perfect
Pitch Perfect
Unlock Hallway Pitch Party in arcade mode.
Rare18.5%
Near Miss
Near Miss
Win RPS after losing the first round.
Rare24.3%
Heavy Load
Heavy Load
Fail the minigames and get a Game Over.
Rare27.0%
Down the Toilet
Down the Toilet
Fail the presentation and get fired.
Uncommon36.1%
Pro Buster
Pro Buster
Beat Stall Buster with zero misses.
Uncommon37.3%
Master Assassin
Master Assassin
Successfully poke the Perv 3 times in a row.
Uncommon41.8%
First Success!
First Success!
Pass the presentation for the first time.
Common64.6%
Made It!
Made It!
Beat the minigames and make it to the bathroom for the first time.
Common68.8%