The Sumerian Game

The Sumerian Game

66 achievements

Very Rare×52

Rare×5

Uncommon×6

Common×3

About The Sumerian Game's achievements

The Sumerian Game has 66 Steam achievements. The rarest is "This is embarrassing", earned by just 7.8% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

7.8%

of players earned "This is embarrassing"

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Difficulty—

Easy → Brutal

Enjoyment—

Meh → Loved it

Grindiness—

No grind → Huge grind

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All The Sumerian Game achievements

66 achievements

This is embarrassing

But hey, if the program allows it…

Very Rare7.8%

Master of Focal-69

More Spaghetti.

Very Rare7.9%

Breathless

Guess air quality wasn’t on the agenda.

Very Rare7.9%

Error 404

Sorry, slide not found.

Very Rare8.0%

F

I know you can do better.

Very Rare8.0%

Ambassador of Chaos

Failed every question. Maybe advising isn’t your true calling.

Very Rare8.0%

Too Long; Didn't Read

Skipped all the text. Bold move, Advisor.

Very Rare8.0%

Ancient Knowledge

You discovered the very first tooltip in simulation history.

Very Rare8.0%

Lost and Found

Wait, what does that mean?

Very Rare8.1%

A+

Awesome! Looks like you really nailed it.

Very Rare8.1%

Hamurabi on Strike (reprise)

Again, but with BASIC.

Very Rare8.1%

Banana Republic

Turns out they exported you.

Very Rare8.3%

Hey Gude!

Nice to meet you. BTW that throne belongs to me.

Very Rare8.4%

National Fink

It could have been worse.

Very Rare8.4%

Master of Assembly

Looks tricky.

Very Rare8.4%

Second to None

Promoted to Second Assistant Affairs Officer. The mission just got serious.

Very Rare8.4%

Bookworm Diplomat

You answered every question correctly. Knowledge is power!

Very Rare8.4%

Master of Onions

More effort doesn’t always mean more onions.

Very Rare8.4%

Erra's warth

How unlucky!

Very Rare8.6%

The One-Eyed Ex-Leader

Vision’s overrated anyway.

Very Rare8.7%

Budget Cuts

At least the books are balanced.

Very Rare8.7%

Snark!

What I tell you three times is true. Maybe.

Very Rare8.8%

Prepare les Etriviers

Hamurabi was nicer.

Very Rare8.8%

Carneades, who was him?

Ok, I know Jefferson and Charlemagne. But Disraeli? Anyway, good job!

Very Rare8.8%

Just As Planned

Who needs freedom when you have rallods?

Very Rare8.8%

Welcome to the Center for Educational Research

Did you see that slide? It's from the 60s!

Very Rare9.1%

Unpleasant Ruler

People hate your guts!

Very Rare9.1%

Bad Math

2-3+1+2=3

Very Rare9.5%

Correct

Seems like the math checks out.

Very Rare9.5%

3.6

Not good, not terrible.

Very Rare9.5%

We're moving

I can see my home from here!

Very Rare9.6%

Early retirement

Wait, weren’t there supposed to be eight turns?

Very Rare9.7%

Old-school save

Ah, the good old days — that’s how we did it!

Very Rare9.8%

Hammurabi, am I

who brought about plenty and abundance.

Very Rare10.0%

Master of BASIC

More Spaghetti, Less Upsetti.

Very Rare10.3%

Mark Twain is amused

Buy land, they're not making it anymore.

Very Rare10.5%

Cody Pomeray

You can't win, you can't lose, all is ephemeral, all is hurt.

Very Rare10.5%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare11.0%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare11.0%

Tablet 11

Six days and seven nights came the wind and flood.

Very Rare11.0%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare11.2%

Exodus 10:4-5

I will bring locusts into your country.

Very Rare11.2%

Popularity drop

You didn't resign. They made sure you did.

Very Rare11.2%

Ningirsa's Wrath

I am the exceedingly mighty lion-headed one of Enlil. The storm of heaven, shackle of the gods.

Very Rare11.3%

Becker's addendum

Double this %!

Very Rare11.4%

Hamurabi on strike

Amunnakht didn't know about it!

Very Rare11.7%

O dierbaar België, O heilig land der Vaad'ren

Yeah, in Europe you could play this.

Very Rare12.1%

Good old times

Plague were less frequent.

Very Rare12.6%

Master of Focal-68

Spaghetti Incident.

Very Rare12.8%

¡Viva El Presidente!

Welcome to Setats Detinu.

Very Rare13.2%

Red Shirt

Someone has to wear it.

Very Rare13.9%

Master of Fortran IV

Punch this!

Very Rare15.0%

This was very unexpected

Two great disasters in a row. That's it, right?

Rare15.5%

Going too far

You have no right! I am the President!

Rare16.0%

Enough is enough

You better avoid unhealthy eating habits.

Rare16.9%

Antipest

Finally, I got rid of this pesty bug!

Rare17.4%

Qu'ils mangent de la brioche

Let them eat cake.

Rare19.8%

Lesson is over

At least someone survived.

Uncommon31.2%

Call the teacher

It looks like there's no one left.

Uncommon40.9%

Very Unlucky

It's not the end of the world, right?

Uncommon40.9%

Too bad

We didn't see it coming

Uncommon40.9%

That’s a big Twinkie.

Four disasters in a row.

Uncommon43.6%

Bring out your dead!

Things aren't going the right way.

Uncommon49.1%

Perfect meal

Make Room! Make Room!

Common53.8%

Tighten your belt

People won't be happy

Common58.9%

Unlucky

Sometimes it happens.

Common70.3%