Ancient Russian Life Simulator

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About Ancient Russian Life Simulator's achievements

Ancient Russian Life Simulator has 100 Steam achievements. The rarest is "Nibiru Planet", earned by just 49.9% of players. Across 11 SteamVault hunters who reached 100%, full completion takes a median of about 1 hour. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

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49.9%

of players earned "Nibiru Planet"

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100 achievements

Nibiru Planet

The home planet of the lizards, this is where they breed and build their lizard intrigues, plan an operation to piss on their pads and choose 4 positions for attack

Uncommon49.9%

Boris Kharitonov

Kill more lizards then Boris

Common50.1%

Ivan Temnokholmov

Kill more lizards then Ivan

Common50.2%

Return of Atlantis

After the great flood, Torgoslavl was under water and lizards settled in it, the time has come to recapture what rightfully belonged to us!

Common50.4%

Casimir the Victorious

Kill more lizards then Casimir

Common50.5%

Lizards Factory

They produce ammunition for the most combat-ready units of the lizards - the Redan PMC

Common50.9%

Drocheslav Son of Sergei

Kill more lizards then Drocheslav

Common50.9%

Atomic Reactor

The heart of Hyperborea, the great atomic reactor of the ancient Rus, thanks to the interaction of all kinds, ensures an uninterrupted supply of electricity throughout Rus'!

Common51.4%

Russian domestic cat

Easily chews through firewood, uranium and even three dried crusts lying behind the stove

Common51.7%

Warrior Bogdan

God given to the Russians

Common51.8%

Old Russian stall selling foot-and-mouth disease

They only show, but they are beautiful

Common51.8%

The Power of Dazhbog

Adds the power of the sun to your attacks!

Common51.8%

The Walk of Doctor Livesey

Dr. Livesey has revealed to you the secret of his legendary gait; with such a gait you can walk anywhere!

Common51.8%

The fifth higher ancient Slavic education

You will receive an education in the field of lizard science! The earth has never seen a more educated husband!

Common51.9%

The Ax of Nastya the Mad

As good as Nastya herself!

Common51.9%

Tame Capybara

The pet of the ancient Rus, which will not only save you from loneliness, but can also gnaw the throat of a couple of lizards

Common52.0%

Leather saddle made from lizard skin

Instills fear in lizards who see it and ensures a secure landing

Common52.0%

Running along the border of ancient Rus'

Stribog has revealed to you the secret of the fastest movements with the help of the wind - the easiest training for the ancient Rus about jogging along the border, which does not end anywhere, in 1.5 hours

Common52.0%

Carbonated Baikal water

Activates digestion for more deadly techniques

Common52.1%

Mikhailo Falcon's Eye

Kill more lizards then Mikhailo

Common52.1%

Great Russian Wall

A majestic structure protecting the borders of ancient Rus'

Common52.2%

Defense of Hyperborea

The greatest city of the Rus, created at the beginning of time! The lizards rewrote history for a long time so that we would forget about the scientific achievements of our ancestors in Hyperborea, such as flying saucers, laser weapons, a nuclear reactor that powers all of Rus' and many others!

Common52.2%

Racing on Pterodimirs

Tiranoslav the wise has revealed to you the secret of using pterodimirs instead of fighters - the easiest training for the ancient Rus to race along the entire village of Rus'

Common52.3%

Cat scientist

He lived on the Volodka oak tree, absorbed its wisdom and now can go to the Russians to help

Common52.3%

The fourth higher ancient Slavic education

You will receive an education in the field of religious studies! You stand on a par with the greatest sages of ancient Rus'!

Common52.5%

The Power of Svarog

Adds fire damage to your attacks!

Common52.5%

Dristayar Constipated

Kill more lizards then Dristayar

Common52.6%

Balalaika of a domesticated bear

Playing this balalaika raises the morale of the Russians, making them fight even more fiercely!

Common52.7%

Tender cheesecakes

The most delicate cheesecakes with a golden crust from Yulia Kulinarova, barbecue is on the way!

Common52.9%

Dinosaurus

Not inferior to the Russians in feasts

Common53.2%

Defense of Torgoslavl

The Great Sea Trade Route of the Rus made Torgoslavl fabulously rich, which attracted the attention of the lizards!

Common53.3%

Fighting the Bear

Volos has revealed to you the secret of ancient Russian wrestling, capable of defeating anyone - the easiest training for ancient Rus to fight a bear - 5 times put the bear on your shoulder blades

Common53.4%

The Club of the Wise Oak

Heavy club from a fallen wise oak branch

Common53.7%

Sergius Michurinsky

Kill more lizards then Sergius

Common53.8%

Velvet Pulls

Sneaked up from lizard skin

Common54.0%

The third higher ancient Slavic education

You will receive an education in the field of military affairs! Not a single insidious lizard general will be able to outwit you on the battlefield!

Common54.3%

Old Russian horse-cheetah cavalry

Powerful cavalry of the ancient Rus, capable of breaking through the strongest defense of the lizards

Common54.6%

Amanita tincture

Allow Rus not to notice pain and fatigue

Common55.1%

Jumping Baikal

Perun has revealed to you the secret of the longest jumps using the discharge of air by the forces of lightning - the easiest training for the ancient Rus to jump over Lake Baikal with a running start in the widest place - 10 times back and forth

Common55.4%

South African Russia

South African Rus' needs your protection! The lizards are trying to seize the ancient Slavic pyramids for themselves!

Common55.4%

Ballistic bombardment

Used as artillery support for the main forces, it allows you to cover a large concentration of lizards with powerful fire

Common55.5%

Skibidi Toilet

Invention of Hyperborea, used to patrol the territory

Common55.8%

History of the Roman Empire

Do the Russians think about the Roman Empire? THE RUSSIANS CREATE IT

Common56.2%

A squad of peasants with spears

They'll shut up anyone, any elite lizard fighter!

Common57.0%

Slavic Fire

A powerful move after rustix wings, it melts lizard armor, making them vulnerable

Common57.0%

Instructions of Victor Korneplod

The great sage shared the tricks of combat!

Common57.8%

Caravan robbery

Lizards have been waiting for two years for the opportunity to bully the Russians! We will not allow them to plunder the most exotic goods from all over Rus!

Common58.1%

Victor Korneplod

Kill more lizards then Victor

Common58.1%

Radioactive attack by all kinds

The invention of the famous Russian scientist, which allows one to hit lizards at the molecular level, causing monstrous damage

Common58.2%

Second higher ancient Slavic education

You will receive an education in the field of Slavic studies! You will know everything about the traditions and customs of your people!

Common59.1%

Group slap on the head

Call your brothers to help you to deal extra damage to one target

Common59.7%

Thermopylae Gorge

In 480 BC, 300 Spartans held this gorge during the attack of the Persians, but few people know that 500 years earlier, only 3 Russian heroes held back an army of thousands of lizards in the same place!

Common60.1%

Swimming in a volcano

Svarog discovered for you the secret of fire-resistant skin - the easiest training for the ancient Rus to swim 10 km in a volcano

Common60.3%

Great Russian bombardment

Mass destruction move, knocks down a group of lizards and glues them to the ground!

Common61.1%

Firebird Meat

Increases the power of the Rus, making their famous techniques even more dangerous!

Common61.5%

Slavic shot with armor-piercing

The combination of the Slavic chest shot and the Great Russian bombardment allows you to firmly nail the lizard even behind cover

Common61.5%

Slavic chest lumbago

The ancestral technique defending the nuclear reactor of the ancient Rus in Hyperborea allows you to hit the lizard behind cover

Common61.6%

Appeal to Perun

Pray to the great Perun to bring down the power of lightning on the lizard hordes!

Common61.7%

Ancient Slavic knocking down

Knocks lizards down and makes it difficult to get up further due to slipperiness; lizard shamans carry a bag of sand and salt with them to counteract the effect

Common62.7%

Slavic egg clamp

The most formidable technique of the ancient Rus, with which their mothers scare lizard children! It leaves no chance for the lizard caught in it!

Common62.7%

Tamed Dinosaur Tiradamir

Allows the Russians to gain an air advantage

Common62.8%

Wise Oak Volodya

The wise Volodya always helped the Russians with his advice and intelligence obtained from the root system, the lizard MI6 and Mossad and the CIA feel threatened and sent the lizards to cut down Volodya

Common62.9%

Armenian penetration with a skewer

Allows you to put several lizards on a skewer at once, for further production of kebab

Common63.6%

Radiant blast into the eye

Completely blinds the lizard, making further combat easier

Common63.9%

Grabbing the head in a cleaver

Summon an allied Rus to cross swords with him and place the lizard head between!

Common63.9%

Armenian suffocation

Allows you to deal with a lizard by suffocation from a distance

Common64.1%

Nastya the Mad

Kill more lizards then Nastya

Common64.2%

Leather jacket made from the skin of the Serpent Gorynych

The impenetrable armor of the ancient Rus, which, moreover, does not slow down their attacks!

Common64.3%

Appeal to Dazhbog

Pray to the great Dazhbog to bring down the powers of the sun on the lizard hordes!

Common64.6%

The Great Slavic Cauldron near Tuva

Our brothers are surrounded by godless lizards, help the Russians get out of the great ancient Russian cauldron and defeat the enemy!

Common64.7%

Armenian whipping

Another technique from the allies, allowing you to keep the enemy at a distance, gradually wearing him out

Common64.9%

Slavic clamp

The chokehold the Russians inherited from their mothers

Common64.9%

Real Puppet 6

Puppet shows his real form

Common65.3%

Old Slavonic belching

It has the properties of a strong acid and corrodes lizard armor and the eyes of insufficiently dexterous lizards

Common65.5%

The Supreme Blow

The second step in learning the most formidable technique of the ancient Rus - the Slavic egg clamp! A powerful technique comparable in strength to a blow to the head with a sledgehammer

Common65.9%

Drocheslav's Sword

Sticky and with traces of a white substance, but still sharp

Common66.3%

Ancient Slavic peeling

Slows down lizards, creating difficult conditions around them similar to swamps

Common66.5%

Puppet 5

A lizard disguised as a human

Common66.5%

Armenian hypnosis with backgammon

A device from the arsenal of the Rus' allies - the ancient Armenians, makes the lizards get carried away by playing backgammon and open themselves to blows

Common67.0%

Old Slavonic throw

An ancient technique, previously used in the construction of the most majestic buildings of the ancient Rus, allowing you to throw a lizard many arshins

Common67.8%

Real Puppet 5

Puppet shows his real form

Common67.8%

Peledui massacre

The lizards came out of the Lena River and went to Peleduy, it’s time to get rid of the lizard plague in this part of Rus forever!

Common67.9%

Appeal to Svarog

Pray to the great Svarog to bring down the power of fire on the lizard hordes!

Common68.9%

GOYDA

An ancient Russian battle cry, forcing all Rus at a distance of 2 miles to be filled with the power of their ancestors!

Common69.1%

Puppet 4

A lizard disguised as a human

Common69.2%

The Power of Perun

Adds lightning damage to your attacks!

Common69.4%

Slavic girth with one egg

The first step in learning the most formidable technique of the ancient Rus - the Slavic egg clamp! It will hold a weak lizard, but experienced representatives of the scaly ones can escape from the grip on the opposite side!

Common70.4%

Real Puppet 4

Puppet shows his real form

Common70.9%

Breaking Bedrock with fists

Mother Earth revealed to you the secret of stone fists - the easiest training for the ancient Rus to break a bedrock with bare fists - 20 blocks in 10 minutes

Common71.8%