Hire Me!

Hire Me!

24 achievements
Ultra Rareร—2
Very Rareร—18
Rareร—2
Uncommonร—2

About Hire Me!'s achievements

Hire Me! has 24 Steam achievements, 2 of them ultra-rare โ€” unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "The Dynamo", earned by just 3.5% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
3.5%
of players earned "The Dynamo"

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All Hire Me! achievements

24 achievements
The Dynamo
The Dynamo
Life is a playground and they're the fearless kid on the monkey bars.
Ultra Rare3.5%
The Visionary
The Visionary
Believes in parallel universes where procrastination leads to productivity.
Ultra Rare4.5%
Speed Dating Fiasco
Speed Dating Fiasco
You botched the interview in under 25 minutes.
Very Rare6.0%
The Craftsman
The Craftsman
Thinks duct tape can fix anything, and often proves it.
Very Rare6.5%
The Performer
The Performer
Never met a stage they didn't love or a dance floor they couldn't own.
Very Rare6.5%
The Teacher
The Teacher
Turns life into a TED Talk and believes in the power of group hugs.
Very Rare7.1%
The Provider
The Provider
Could win an award for making the best chicken soup and life advice.
Very Rare7.6%
The Supervisor
The Supervisor
Their to-do list has a to-do list, color-coded and laminated.
Very Rare8.1%
MVP
MVP
You were the perfect candidate!
Very Rare8.6%
The Commander
The Commander
Doesn't have followers, just a team of highly motivated minions.
Very Rare8.6%
The Protector
The Protector
Can turn a rainy day in a sunshine-themed surprise party.
Very Rare8.6%
The Composer
The Composer
Sees the world as a canvas and insists on painting outside the lines.
Very Rare8.6%
Rattled *$&#@!
Rattled *$&#@!
You managed to upset the interviewer.
Very Rare9.1%
We'll Call You
We'll Call You
You were the worst candidate.
Very Rare10.1%
The Architect
The Architect
Designed a space ship in their spare time, just in case.
Very Rare10.1%
Animal Cruelty
Animal Cruelty
At least one animal was potentially harmed during your job interview.
Very Rare11.1%
The Counselor
The Counselor
Knows your feelings before you do, but won't say 'I told you so'.
Very Rare12.1%
The Mastermind
The Mastermind
Built a robot to handle small talk at parties.
Very Rare14.7%
The Healer
The Healer
Believes in unicorns and kindness as a super power.
Very Rare14.7%
The Champion
The Champion
The eternal optimist who sees rainbows in the storm clouds.
Very Rare14.7%
The Inspector
The Inspector
Organizes their socks by length and color, just in case there's a sock emergency.
Rare17.7%
Both of Them
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Hidden achievement โ€” tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare19.7%
Hired You!
Hired You!
Congrats โ€” You got the job!
Uncommon31.4%
Don't Call Us
Don't Call Us
You weren't the best candidate.
Uncommon39.5%