Majestic Nights

53 achievements

Ultra Rare×33

Very Rare×17

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About Majestic Nights's achievements

Majestic Nights has 53 Steam achievements, 33 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Cruisin' Together", earned by just 2.7% of players. 1 SteamVault member has 100%-completed it so far. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

2.7%

of players earned "Cruisin' Together"

SteamVault 100%s

member fully completed it

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All Majestic Nights achievements

53 achievements

Cruisin' Together

Take 4 laps of the block in the taxi

Ultra Rare2.7%

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!

Use Zander's business card to fool J.P. Morgan security

Ultra Rare2.7%

Best. Coverstory. EVER.

Pretend to be 'mister luigi' after also pretending to be there to fix the vending machine.

Ultra Rare2.8%

Tactical Withdrawal

Kill no villagers in the Ambush

Ultra Rare2.8%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Ultra Rare2.9%

Art Appreciation class

Walk around the artwork in hotel lobby.

Ultra Rare2.9%

Global Thermonuclear War

Try to play games on the computer

Ultra Rare2.9%

Eavesdrop I

Listen to tourist conversation in bookseller

Ultra Rare3.0%

Insert 'lion' pun here

Get eaten by Lions in the Waterhole

Ultra Rare3.0%

Evil not-so-dead

Attempted the 'Klaatu Barada Nikto' spell.

Ultra Rare3.0%

When you gotta go...

Entered the outhouse. Haha... Poop joke.

Ultra Rare3.1%

Frisky Business

Acquire gun from the 'amorous' couple

Ultra Rare3.1%

Collateral Damage

Slaugher all the Villagers in the Ambush

Ultra Rare3.1%

See ya Later...

Get eaten by Alligators in the Waterhole

Ultra Rare3.1%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Ultra Rare3.1%

Urinal World of Hurt

Survive the bathroom encounter

Ultra Rare3.2%

Dead end. Get it?

Get squished in the dead end in the Waterhole

Ultra Rare3.2%

...But it was all a dream!

Made it through mystical tent.

Ultra Rare3.2%

Eavedrop II

Overhear the briefing in J.P. Morgan Offices

Ultra Rare3.3%

But That Trick Never works!

Tried the 'Presto' magic trick.

Ultra Rare3.3%

The Truth Is In Here

You found the 3 'Biggest' pieces of Truth.

Ultra Rare3.4%

I Have No Recollection Of That

Inspect the DC9

Ultra Rare3.4%

Jukebox Odd Docs

You played the weird soundbyte on the Jukebox

Ultra Rare3.5%

Re-cheevo

You stood in the centre of the Zen Garden. Again. Why!?

Ultra Rare3.5%

Where you're going, you don't need... Your things

You left your office without getting your stuff.

Ultra Rare3.7%

Find Your Centre

You stood in the middle of your Zen Garden, because Zen.

Ultra Rare3.7%

Cardholder's Past Achievements: 1

You heard about Cardholder's exploits.

Ultra Rare3.9%

Rutabaga/Arugula

You messed with poor old Lloyd. Are you proud of yourself?

Ultra Rare3.9%

Poor ol' Jerry

You learned about Jerry's miserable life.

Ultra Rare3.9%

Media Relations

You smoothtalked your way into owning a crappy old notebook. Congrats?

Ultra Rare4.0%

Air America

The CIA sold and exported drugs. It's pretty well known by now.

Ultra Rare4.2%

Rear Window

You saw the Suit leaving Piscine's

Ultra Rare4.2%

Cardholder's Wall of Crazy

You saw Cardholder's own Wall of Crazy. Yours is better.

Ultra Rare4.2%

You spent it all in one place

You gave the nickles to the bum.

Very Rare5.1%

Media Unrelations

Way to piss off the informant, hero.

Very Rare5.2%

Elevator Action

You took the elevator to the basement

Very Rare5.4%

Callie's got a gun

You 'bought' a pistol in the bathroom.

Very Rare5.5%

It's Not Paranoia...

You called your own office three times, you weirdo. Someone picked up.

Very Rare5.9%

"We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

Use the radio to divert attention of guards.

Very Rare6.1%

Passed it to the left hand side

Spoke to the Cowboy

Very Rare6.6%

These belong in a museum!

You found the room with Cardholder and a strange artefact.

Very Rare6.7%

Nancy Would Be Disappointed

You bought some drugs. Mrs Reagan would not approve.

Very Rare7.0%

Blasphemy!

How could you not be a fan of Shatner? For shame.

Very Rare7.1%

Don't spend it all in one place

You got the nickles from the cigarette machine, you tightass.

Very Rare7.1%

Cardholder's Past Achievements: 2

You heard some more about Cardholder's exploits.

Very Rare7.7%

The Wrong Goddamn Rec Room

You shouldn't have disturbed the lecturer - he really hates it.

Very Rare8.0%

"Put some goddamn clothes on!"

You killed the Underpants Warrior

Very Rare9.0%

Cinephile

You looked at the posters. We love you.

Very Rare10.6%

Push It To The Limit... LIMIT!

You won at Majestic Night-ing.

Very Rare11.3%

Basement Dweller Extermination

You 'cleaned' all the Suits in the Basement.

Very Rare12.9%

Sneaky Bastard

You found the secret entrance to the Safe House.

Rare15.1%

Low Blow

You hit Chuck where it counts.

Rare15.1%

The Inspectinator

You inspected all of the things... in Beardsley's Office.

Rare26.4%