LORT

69 achievements

Ultra Rare×27

Very Rare×12

Rare×9

Uncommon×9

Common×12

About LORT's achievements

LORT has 69 Steam achievements, 27 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "LORTgrinder: Marcus", earned by just 0.1% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

0.1%

of players earned "LORTgrinder: Marcus"

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All LORT achievements

69 achievements

LORTgrinder: Marcus

Defeat 10,000 enemies as Marcus T. Fury.

Ultra Rare0.1%

LORTlord: Blastin' Blessings

Defeat the Curse of LORT as Marcus T. Fury on Legend.

Ultra Rare0.7%

LORTgrinder: Cliff

Defeat 10,000 enemies as Cliff Bowman.

Ultra Rare0.8%

LORTlord: Leapin' Legend

Defeat the Curse of LORT as Croaks Malone on Legend.

Ultra Rare0.8%

LORTlord: Burly Bullseye

Defeat the Curse of LORT as Cliff Bowman on Legend.

Ultra Rare0.9%

LORTlord: Hard-Asstrid

Defeat the Curse of LORT as Astrid Glitzgore on Legend.

Ultra Rare1.0%

LORTgrinder: Glitz

Defeat 10,000 enemies as Astrid Glitzgore.

Ultra Rare1.1%

LORTgrinder: Croak

Defeat 10,000 enemies as Croaks Malone.

Ultra Rare1.2%

Epic Win

Pick up 100 Epic power-ups! Very Cringe.

Ultra Rare1.3%

LORTlord: Fire Spitter

Defeat the Curse of LORT as Bernie Blazington on Legend.

Ultra Rare1.3%

LORTgrinder: Burn

Defeat 10,000 enemies as Bernie Blazington.

Ultra Rare1.6%

360 No Scope

Kill 200 enemies with Sipper's Sledge.

Ultra Rare1.9%

Bonez-Breaker

Defeat the boss in Bonezone Basin on Legend.

Ultra Rare2.3%

Curse-Cleaner

Defeat the Curse of LORT on Legend.

Ultra Rare2.3%

Monsta Mash

Grab a Monsta Hamma from one of the Chugga Chug Order's taverns, the giant barrel one in Bonezone Basin.

Ultra Rare2.3%

Bolted On

Kill 200 enemies with Regular Crossbow.

Ultra Rare2.4%

Null and Void

Kill 200 enemies with Thunder, Wand of the Wattseeker.

Ultra Rare2.4%

Knife to Meet You

Kill 200 enemies with Blinkblades.

Ultra Rare2.6%

LORTmaster: Faith & Fury

Defeat the Curse of LORT as Marcus T. Fury.

Ultra Rare2.7%

Ronin Around

Defeat 1,000 enemies as Croaks Malone.

Ultra Rare2.8%

Big Sword Energy

Defeat 1,000 enemies as Marcus T. Fury.

Ultra Rare2.9%

Lunch Box Looter

Open 50 golden lunchboxes.

Ultra Rare3.2%

Chilled Billy

Defeat the boss in Trollhole Summit on Legend.

Ultra Rare3.2%

Void Where Prohibited

Kill 200 enemies with Goon's Ar-cane.

Ultra Rare3.5%

Rome Alone

Kill 200 enemies with Broad Sword.

Ultra Rare4.1%

Daddy Down

Defeat the boss in Funkwood Hollow on Legend.

Ultra Rare4.2%

Wood You Kindly

Defeat 50 Lumber Lieutenants.

Ultra Rare4.3%

Complete the Cliff Collection

Collect all 4 beautiful pieces of art in the Cliff Collection.

Very Rare6.3%

Remember, No Goblin

Murderize 762 Goblerinos.

Very Rare6.3%

Crustle Clapped

Defeat the boss in Hilly Billy Countryside on Legend.

Very Rare6.5%

Fieldwork

Dig up 50 patches of dirt.

Very Rare6.6%

LORTmaster: Frogue Agent

Defeat the Curse of LORT as Croaks Malone.

Very Rare7.8%

Rodlocked

Use 30 Obsidian Keys.

Very Rare8.6%

Pray to Win - Part 2

Pray at the Statue of St. Craig and contemplate some heroic stuff. Look for the Golden Beam over Trollhole Summit.

Very Rare10.1%

LORTmaster: Cliff & Arrow

Defeat the Curse of LORT as Cliff Bowman.

Very Rare11.8%

Vault Vanguard

Pick up 50,000 gold.

Very Rare12.0%

Overtime Approved

Complete Quest Deadline Demon.

Very Rare13.6%

Canopy Cache

Find the weapon cache at the top of the tree in Funkwood Hollow.

Very Rare13.8%

Pray to Win - Part 1

Pick up the holy armaments in the Chapel of the Broken Oath in Hilly Billy Countryside.

Very Rare14.0%

Mid Management

Defeat Bosses.

Rare15.4%

You LORTed

Complete a run on Veteran difficulty. Fantastic!

Rare15.4%

Axed and Answered

Complete Quest Track and Whack.

Rare15.8%

LORTmaster: Glitz & Glory

Defeat the Curse of LORT as Astrid Glitzgore.

Rare16.4%

LORTmaster: Bernie Burnout

Defeat the Curse of LORT as Bernie Blazington.

Rare19.1%

Trial and Error

Challenge (and defeat) 150 Trials.

Rare20.5%

Wallet Warrior

Pick up 20,000 gold.

Rare26.3%

Treasure? Barely Know Her!

Open 150 Chests. Big Loot!

Rare26.5%

Slime and Punishment

Find and pass the Trial of Slime in Trollhole Summit.

Rare29.3%

Sayin' Numbers

Deal over 9000 damage in a single hit.

Uncommon31.0%

Big Ups

Use 3 consecutive sunflower jump pads without touching the ground.

Uncommon31.1%

Freed from the Curse

You Win. For Now.

Uncommon35.6%

Croak and Dagger

Croaks is hanging out in Funkwood Hollow next to a suspiciously large frying pan, lit up by a strange red glow. Go talk to him.

Uncommon36.1%

Going Skele-mental

Defeat the boss in Bonezone Basin.

Uncommon36.8%

Traveling Top Hat

Find and slay the Wandering Slime that roams the Hilly Billy Countryside.

Uncommon44.9%

Pocket Gremlins

Find and loot the Bandit Camp in Funkwood Hollow.

Uncommon45.4%

Its Not Over Yeti

Defeat the boss in Trollhole Summit.

Uncommon47.0%

Non-stop Pop-pop

Find a Trusty Sidearm at John Goblin's grave, beneath the purple tree in Hilly Billy Countryside.

Uncommon49.9%

That Hurts!

Take 5,000 damage.

Common54.1%

Leaf Him Alone

Defeat the boss in Funkwood Hollow.

Common56.0%

Precision Striker

Deal a total of 25,000 Critical Damage.

Common59.3%

Slime Crime

Kill 150 slimes.

Common60.3%

Bleedin' Green

Kill 300 goblins.

Common62.1%

Nice to Meet Yew

Deal a total of 150,000 damage.

Common62.7%

Camp Counselor

"Clear" 40 Camps. That means kill them all.

Common62.9%

Purse Peasant

Pick up 500 gold.

Common81.8%

First Course

Complete Quest Camp Crashers.

Common81.8%

Goblin Dundee’d

Defeat the boss in Hilly Billy Countryside.

Common83.4%

G'Day Mate

Encounter the boss of the Hilly Billy Countryside.

Common89.3%

Welcome to LORT

Die for the first time.

Common92.9%