Side Alley

48 achievements

Ultra Rare×2

Very Rare×1

Rare×2

Uncommon×13

Common×30

About Side Alley's achievements

Side Alley has 48 Steam achievements, 1 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Conformist", earned by just 3.7% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

3.7%

of players earned "Conformist"

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Difficulty—

Easy → Brutal

Enjoyment—

Meh → Loved it

Grindiness—

No grind → Huge grind

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All Side Alley achievements

48 achievements

Career Change

Accepted an exclusive offer

Ultra Rare0.0%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Ultra Rare3.7%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare6.2%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Rare28.7%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Rare30.0%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Uncommon32.5%

Party pooper

Got the stone from Lily's empty clothes

Uncommon40.0%

Tick

Love triangle

Uncommon40.0%

End of tears

Became The Tearer

Uncommon40.0%

Cordial invitation

Got an invitation to negotiations

Uncommon40.0%

Time to rewind

Signed the contract at The Stillpoint

Uncommon40.0%

Finisher

Completed the game

Uncommon40.0%

Maze runner

Made Jasper hand over the stone

Uncommon42.5%

Owl

Death by becoming prey

Uncommon42.5%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Uncommon47.5%

Basement bester

Found the trinket in the storage room

Uncommon48.7%

Shocking Saturday

Got through the sixth day

Uncommon48.7%

Cat

Death by becoming someone's plaything

Uncommon48.7%

Snake

Death by being confined

Common53.7%

Salmon

Death by losing a battle of wills

Common57.5%

Coworker

Met Jasper

Common58.7%

Feral Friday

Got through the fifth day

Common58.7%

One wiping session too many

Death of the soul

Common60.0%

Apprentice

Met Gloria

Common60.0%

Invitation

Found Gloria's note

Common61.2%

Twisted Thursday

Got through the fourth day

Common61.2%

Wicked Wednesday

Got through the third day

Common62.5%

Getting used to it

Cleaned the coffee maker a third time

Common62.5%

Career-conscious

Boss got his report at last

Common62.5%

Asylum attendant

Met Robert

Common62.5%

Centipede

Death by losing one's way

Common62.5%

Escape artist

Used the emergency exit to get out

Common65.0%

There's a crazy woman in one of the rooms

Met Lily

Common66.2%

Repeated coffee duty

Cleaned the coffee maker a second time

Common67.5%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Common70.0%

Tormented Tuesday

Got through the second day

Common71.2%

Art aficionado

Made a visit to The Stillpoint

Common73.7%

Art connoisseur

Completed Joanne's paintings assignment

Common77.5%

Stuck in the screen

Navigated the screen mazes

Common77.5%

Office Romeo

Met Joanne

Common78.7%

Cleaner

Managed to clean the coffee maker

Common82.5%

Relieved pedestrian

Got out of the office in one piece

Common85.0%

Malevolent Monday

Got through the first day

Common85.0%

The Empty

You found a stone

Common87.5%

Sneaking away

Boss let you off the hook, day one

Common87.5%

Grand entrance

You entered the new office

Common90.0%

Location scout

You located your new office

Common91.2%

Key competence

You got the key from Jason

Common91.2%