Greengrocer's

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Greengrocer's has 100 Steam achievements. The rarest is "Bananas: The fruit that’s never worth the hype", earned by just 75.0% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

75.0%

of players earned "Bananas: The fruit that’s never worth the hype"

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100 achievements

Bananas: The fruit that’s never worth the hype

No matter what, they always disappoint.

Common75.0%

Bananas: The fruit that’s all downhill after the peel

Once you peel it, there’s nothing good left.

Common75.0%

Bananas: The dull dud of the produce section

Nothing interesting ever comes from a banana.

Common75.0%

Mushrooms are mysterious; bananas are just miserable

Mushrooms intrigue, while bananas just depress.

Common75.0%

Bananas: The one fruit nobody looks forward to.

They’re always the last resort, never the first choice.

Common75.0%

Zucchini is a hero; bananas are just a zero.

Zucchini saves dishes, while bananas ruin them.

Common75.0%

Cabbage may be plain, but it’s not a banana

Cabbage keeps its form, while bananas just turn to sludge.

Common75.1%

Peas are petite powerhouses; bananas are just soft blobs

Peas are small but mighty, while bananas just fall apart.

Common75.1%

Beets bring color; bananas bring nothing

Beets light up your plate, while bananas just dull your day.

Common75.1%

Bananas: The squishy loser of the fruit aisle

Every other fruit stands tall, while bananas just flop over.

Common75.1%

Spinach is a superfood; bananas are just super sad

Spinach gives strength, while bananas give you nothing but mush.

Common75.1%

Garlic adds kick; bananas add nothing.

Garlic enhances, while bananas just sit there, useless.

Common75.1%

Bananas: The fruit that fails to excite

Every bite is a reminder that you could have chosen something better.

Common75.2%

Bananas: The lazy fruit of the bunch

They do the bare minimum and it shows.

Common75.3%

Eggplants are exotic; bananas are just expendable

Eggplants bring flair, while bananas bring nothing.

Common75.4%

Bananas: The bland burden of the fruit bowl

They take up space, but add no value.

Common75.4%

Chili peppers are fiery; bananas are just flavorless

Chili peppers bring heat, while bananas bring nothing but regret.

Common75.4%

Radishes have zest; bananas are just pathetic

Radishes spice things up, while bananas just drag them down.

Common75.5%

Bananas: The biggest letdown in a peel

Peel away the skin, and you’re left with nothing but disappointment.

Common75.5%

Bananas: The disappointing yellow blob

All they offer is sadness in every bite.

Common75.6%

Lettuce stays crisp; bananas just go limp

Lettuce keeps its freshness, while bananas just melt away.

Common75.6%

Bananas: The fruit that never lives up to its promise

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Common75.6%

Bananas: The fruit that makes you wish you picked something else

There’s always a better option than a banana.

Common75.7%

Zucchini has versatility; bananas have nothing

Zucchini shines in any dish, but bananas bring everything down.

Common75.8%

Mushrooms add depth; bananas just add mush

Mushrooms make meals richer, while bananas just make them gross.

Common75.8%

Asparagus is elegant; bananas are just embarrassing

Asparagus graces the plate, while bananas just slop onto it.

Common76.1%

Bananas: The soggy sponge of the fruit world

Bananas soak up all the wrong things.

Common76.1%

Cauliflower may be white, but at least it’s not a banana

Even colorless cauliflower has more life than a banana.

Common76.2%

Bananas: The sad reminder that nature isn’t perfect.

Even nature makes mistakes, and bananas are one of them.

Common76.2%

Bananas: The flop of the fruit family

When all else fails, there’s always a banana to let you down.

Common76.2%

Peppers bring heat; bananas bring defeat

Peppers light up your life, while bananas just extinguish the fire.

Common76.2%

Bananas: The most forgettable fruit in the bowl

You’ll always reach for something else first.

Common76.2%

Garlic wards off vampires; bananas just ward off flavor

Garlic adds spice, while bananas add nothing.

Common76.3%

Bananas: The tasteless tub of the fruit world

Bananas are nothing but a big, bland blob.

Common76.5%

Cucumbers are refreshing; bananas are revolting

Cucumbers cool you down, while bananas turn your stomach.

Common76.6%

Bananas: The fruit that ruins every dish

Add a banana, and you’ve ruined your meal.

Common76.6%

Broccoli is brain food; bananas are just mush

Broccoli feeds your mind, while bananas just turn into goo.

Common76.6%

Carrots can see in the dark; bananas just disappear

Carrots improve your sight; bananas just vanish from your memory

Common76.7%

Bananas: The ultimate disappointment in a peel

Nothing good ever comes from opening a banana.

Common76.7%

Bananas: The sad excuse for a snack

They might look appealing, but they’re anything but.

Common76.8%

Bananas: The fruit that never should have ripened

They’re better off staying green.

Common77.0%

Bananas: The fruit that never lives up to the hype

Always promises, never delivers.

Common77.0%

Tomatoes may split, but bananas are already broken

Tomatoes burst with flavor, bananas just ooze out.

Common77.0%

Beets are bold; bananas are boring

Beets make a statement, while bananas just exist.

Common77.1%

Green beans are crisp; bananas are just a letdown

Green beans bring freshness, while bananas bring disappointment.

Common77.3%

Bananas: The fruit that belongs in the compost

The best place for a banana is in the trash.

Common77.5%

Spinach is super; bananas are just sloppy.

Spinach fuels you up, while bananas just weigh you down.

Common77.5%

Bananas: The fruit equivalent of soggy bread

Bananas are the epitome of unappetizing.

Common77.5%

Brussels sprouts have a bad rep, but at least they’re not bananas

Even Brussels sprouts have more appeal than a banana

Common77.6%

Bananas: The ultimate food fail

There’s a reason nobody’s excited to see a banana in their lunch.

Common77.7%

Celery may be plain, but it’s not a banana

Celery is simple, but at least it’s not a slimy mess.

Common77.8%

Rhubarb is tart; bananas are just tasteless

Rhubarb brings flavor, while bananas bring nothing.

Common78.0%

Bananas: The forgotten fruit of the produce section

Always there, always ignored, and for good reason.

Common78.1%

Artichokes have layers; bananas have mush

Artichokes are complex, while bananas are just a pile of goo.

Common78.4%

Bananas: The fruit that lets you down every time

Never trust a banana to be anything but disappointing.

Common78.4%

Bananas: The vegetable's worst nightmare

Even vegetables shudder at the sight of a banana.

Common78.5%

Squash is solid; bananas are just squishy.

Squash holds its own, while bananas just fall apart.

Common78.6%

Bananas: Because some fruits are just failures

Nature’s way of showing us not everything works out.

Common78.7%

Turnips are underrated; bananas are overhyped

Turnips may not be popular, but at least they’re not a banana.

Common78.8%

Mushrooms may be weird, but they’re not bananas

Mushrooms have character, while bananas have none.

Common79.0%

Bananas: The reason smoothies need other ingredients

Without other fruits, bananas turn smoothies into slop.

Common79.0%

Bananas: The sad story of a fruit that could have been

Once full of potential, now just a mushy mess.

Common79.1%

Bananas: A slip in the wrong direction

Every step you take with a banana leads to disappointment.

Common79.2%

Corn is golden; bananas are just moldy yellow

Corn shines bright, while bananas just fade away.

Common79.4%

Bananas: The fruit that should have stayed green

The moment they turn yellow, it’s all downhill.

Common79.6%

Peas are small but mighty; bananas are big and useless

Peas pack a punch, but bananas just lie there

Common79.7%

ananas: The fruit equivalent of a wet sock.

Wet, squishy, and no one wants it

Common79.8%

Bananas: The failed attempt at being a real fruit

Every other fruit laughs at the banana.

Common79.9%

Bananas: The sad mush at the bottom of your fruit bowl

Other fruits stay fresh; bananas just become a pile of slime.

Common80.1%

Eggplants are firm; bananas are floppy

Eggplants hold their shape, while bananas just give up.

Common80.1%

Chili peppers have heat; bananas have defeat

Chili peppers ignite your taste buds, while bananas just extinguish your appetite

Common80.2%

Bananas: The vegetable reject

Bananas tried to be good, but they just couldn’t make the cut.

Common80.4%

Cauliflower may be bland, but it’s not banana-bland

Even cauliflower has more flavor than a banana on its best day.

Common80.5%

Asparagus might make your pee smell, but at least it’s not a banana

Bananas just make you wish you'd chosen something else.

Common80.7%

Bananas: Proof that not all fruit is created equal

Some fruits are fantastic; bananas are just a flop.

Common80.8%

Bananas: Squishier than a forgotten tomato

Bananas turn into a puddle of regret faster than you can eat them.

Common81.1%

Bell peppers are bold; bananas are bland

Bell peppers add zest, while bananas add nothing.

Common81.3%

Bananas: The soggy cereal of the fruit world

No matter what, bananas end up mushy and gross.

Common81.5%

Kale is tough; bananas are just weak

Kale withstands everything, while bananas collapse at the slightest touch.

Common81.6%

Bananas: The fruit that wishes it was a vegetable

Too bad they fail at both.

Common81.7%

Sweet potatoes are sweet; bananas are just sad

Sweet potatoes delight with flavor, while bananas just depress.

Common81.8%

Bananas: For when you want your fruit to taste like baby food

Bananas bring the texture of mush to every meal.

Common81.9%

Beets stain your hands; bananas just stain your soul

Beets leave a mark, but bananas leave you with regret.

Common82.1%

Bananas: More disappointing than Brussels sprouts

Even Brussels sprouts have more to offer than a banana.

Common82.3%

Cabbage may stink, but at least it’s not a banana

Cabbage might have a strong odor, but it’s not the disappointing mush of a banana.

Common82.4%

Zucchini is versatile; bananas are just one-dimensional

You can cook zucchini a hundred ways, but bananas are only good for trash.

Common82.7%

Celery snaps; bananas slump

Celery gives a satisfying crunch, but bananas just fall apart.

Common82.9%

Bananas: Because eating slime sounded like a good idea

Every other veggie beats the slimy, sad banana.

Common83.1%

Bananas: Nature's mistake in a peel

Other veggies have purpose; bananas just disappoint.

Common83.2%

Spinach is mighty green; bananas are just yellow mush

Spinach is vibrant and nutritious; bananas are just soft, flavorless goo.

Common83.6%

Radishes have bite; bananas are just soft and sad

Radishes give a sharp crunch, while bananas are just mushy and bland.

Common83.9%

Garlic smells strong; bananas just smell rotten

Garlic has a powerful aroma, while bananas just reek when they rot.

Common84.0%

Onions make you cry, but at least they’re not bananas

Onions bring tears, but bananas bring regret.

Common84.1%

Broccoli stands tall; bananas just flop over

Broccoli is strong and firm; bananas are weak and limp.

Common84.1%

Lettuce stays crisp; bananas just decay

Lettuce keeps its crunch, but bananas turn into a slimy slop

Common84.2%

Tomatoes may be messy, but at least they’re not bananas.

Tomatoes might squirt, but bananas just ooze into an unappetizing paste.

Common84.5%

Peppers pack a punch; bananas pack a whimper

Peppers are vibrant and spicy; bananas are bland and boring.

Common84.5%

Cucumbers are cool; bananas are just sad and droopy.

Cucumbers refresh you, while bananas leave you with a mushy disappointment.

Common84.8%

Carrots stay crunchy; bananas go squishy.

Carrots are crisp and fresh, but bananas are just a soggy mess.

Common85.0%

Bananas: Flimsy and slimy, unlike the solid potato

Potatoes hold their shape; bananas just turn into mush.

Common85.5%