Nerd Simulator

50 achievements

Ultra Rare×12

Very Rare×15

Rare×13

Uncommon×8

Common×2

About Nerd Simulator's achievements

Nerd Simulator has 50 Steam achievements, 12 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Shopaholic", earned by just 0.4% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

0.4%

of players earned "Shopaholic"

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Difficulty—

Easy → Brutal

Enjoyment—

Meh → Loved it

Grindiness—

No grind → Huge grind

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All Nerd Simulator achievements

50 achievements

Shopaholic

Buy every item on Alfazon

Ultra Rare0.4%

Platinum Nerd

Unlock all previous achievements

Ultra Rare0.4%

Mom vs Me

Win the fight against your mom

Ultra Rare0.6%

10K Run

Run 10,000 meters on the treadmill

Ultra Rare0.6%

Maybe We Can Talk

Receive the lowest possible fine in the interrogation task

Ultra Rare0.8%

5K Run

Run 5000 meters on the treadmill

Ultra Rare1.0%

Habibi Kebs

Order every dish from Habibi Kebab

Ultra Rare4.0%

Trader

Earn 10K with Big Dig

Ultra Rare4.0%

2.5K Run

Run 2500 meters on the treadmill

Ultra Rare4.0%

Friendo-Eater

Order every dish from Friend Fries

Ultra Rare4.1%

Pizza Hurt

Order every dish from Pizza Hurt

Ultra Rare4.1%

Einstein

Calculate 2+2 on the calculator

Ultra Rare4.1%

Mommy’s Boy

Don’t move out from your mom’s place

Very Rare5.4%

I’m Back!

Earn enough money to move out

Very Rare5.5%

CornHub Gourmet

Order every dish from CornHub

Very Rare5.9%

Bubblewrap Popper

Finish the bubble wrap minigame in under 30 seconds

Very Rare5.9%

All In!

Win a game of poker

Very Rare7.5%

Hacker

Execute any command in Commander

Very Rare7.5%

Disabled and Happy

Disable your antivirus

Very Rare10.8%

1K Run

Run 1000 meters on the treadmill

Very Rare11.2%

Money Up in Smoke

Spend $5000 in the store

Very Rare11.6%

Wild Dancer

Complete the striptease minigame without a single mistake

Very Rare12.6%

Token Hustler

Exchange your chips for cash at the casino

Very Rare12.9%

Recycling

Finish your sorting shift without missing any trash

Very Rare13.0%

Stand-up Citizen

Stand up to the police officer at the station

Very Rare13.0%

Protection Money

Pay your first rent

Very Rare13.2%

Collector

Buy every smoke game

Very Rare14.5%

Amen!

Complete the church service without catching a single bread

Rare15.7%

Heartbreaker

Talk to every character on Binder

Rare16.4%

Green Reaper

Harvest your first crop

Rare16.5%

First Day on the Job

Survive your first day at work

Rare17.3%

DIY Master

Complete the puzzle

Rare17.5%

Dealer

Sell your first pack

Rare18.3%

Stubborn Mervin

Stand up to your mom in the first conversation

Rare19.1%

Bankrupt

Lose all your savings at the casino

Rare19.5%

Black or Red?

Win your first round of roulette

Rare19.6%

Family First

Don’t snitch on your mom when talking to ZeroByte

Rare20.2%

Tractor Daddy

Mow all three lawns in a single shift

Rare22.4%

Fighter

Win the fight against El Chupacabra

Rare24.8%

Cleanup, Cleanup…

Clean the basement

Rare28.1%

Starvin’!

Reach a critically low hunger level

Uncommon31.3%

How Can I Help You?

Go to therapy

Uncommon33.7%

Fit on Paper

Uncommon33.8%

Picasso

Sell your first painting

Uncommon34.9%

Hard Work Pays Off

Get your first job

Uncommon35.0%

Golden Fish

Fulfill the golden fish’s first wish

Uncommon36.9%

First Poop

Take a poop

Uncommon41.2%

What a Nightmare!

Defeat your nightmare

Uncommon48.7%

First Pee

Take a pee

Common50.1%

IT-Jesus

Configure the Doors XD system

Common54.7%