Coffin Dodgers

37 achievements

Ultra Rare×19

Very Rare×13

Rare×4

Uncommon×1

About Coffin Dodgers's achievements

Coffin Dodgers has 37 Steam achievements, 19 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Week Minded", earned by just 2.6% of players. Across 5 SteamVault hunters who reached 100%, full completion takes a median of about 10 hours. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

2.6%

of players earned "Week Minded"

SteamVault 100%s

members fully completed it

Median to 100%

10h

typical time to full completion

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All Coffin Dodgers achievements

37 achievements

Week Minded

You're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week..

Ultra Rare2.6%

Trick or Treat

Add insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year.

Ultra Rare2.6%

You Old Romantic

Win a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone.

Ultra Rare2.6%

Christmas Truce?

Not a chance, take out your opponents and win a network race on Christmas day.

Ultra Rare2.6%

He Was A Skater Boy

Keyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road.

Ultra Rare2.9%

Snatch me if you can

Snatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to!

Ultra Rare3.5%

Paperboy The Hard Way

Run over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty.

Ultra Rare3.6%

Double, double toil and trouble

Get a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club.

Ultra Rare3.6%

A Quiet Night In

Get the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend.

Ultra Rare3.6%

Over the hump

Win a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by.

Ultra Rare3.8%

Thor's Day

Impress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday.

Ultra Rare3.8%

Tuesday’s child

Put your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday.

Ultra Rare3.9%

A Manic Monday

Add to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday.

Ultra Rare4.0%

Jason goes to Sunny Pines

Win a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can.

Ultra Rare4.0%

Million Dollar Granddad

Fully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer.

Ultra Rare4.4%

Disco Driving

Catch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday.

Ultra Rare4.4%

No rest for the wicked

Why rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday.

Ultra Rare4.4%

Death Defiler

Get gold in all races in the graveyard, ruining Grim’s happy place.

Ultra Rare4.5%

Sweep

Get 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly.

Ultra Rare4.9%

Death Despiser

Get gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now.

Very Rare5.1%

Death Decider

Get gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world.

Very Rare6.1%

Death Derider

Get gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now.

Very Rare6.6%

Worldly Wise Whiz

Amass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted.

Very Rare7.2%

Slick Moves Like Jagger

Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite.

Very Rare8.3%

Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me

Successfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self.

Very Rare9.2%

Death Defier

Get gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight.

Very Rare9.9%

Casting your net

Win a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination.

Very Rare10.5%

Technophobic

Use an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently.

Very Rare12.2%

Am I Missing An Eyebrow?

Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society.

Very Rare12.6%

Silver Surfer

Take your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen.

Very Rare13.0%

We Can Rebuild Him

Fully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship. And less body kits.

Very Rare14.9%

Feeling Lucky?

Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal.

Very Rare14.9%

Gone In Many Seconds

Boost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times.

Rare16.0%

Batteries not Included

Get taken out by a UFO laser, more than a close encounter.

Rare19.2%

My Kart Is Augmented

Buy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh?

Rare26.7%

GrimAced

Win your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace.

Rare29.1%

During The War...

Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster.

Uncommon43.9%