Satisfying Simulator

100 achievements

Ultra Rare×10

Very Rare×65

Rare×15

Uncommon×7

Common×3

About Satisfying Simulator's achievements

Satisfying Simulator has 100 Steam achievements, 10 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Keeping it Simple", earned by just 2.5% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

2.5%

of players earned "Keeping it Simple"

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Difficulty—

Easy → Brutal

Enjoyment—

Meh → Loved it

Grindiness—

No grind → Huge grind

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All Satisfying Simulator achievements

100 achievements

Keeping it Simple

Score with a Bongo Girder 10000 times

Ultra Rare2.5%

Bongo Slayer

Score with a Bongo Girder 30000 times

Ultra Rare2.5%

King of Bongo

Score with a Bongo Girder 60000 times

Ultra Rare2.5%

See The Pattern

Score with a Phasic Girder 100 times

Ultra Rare2.5%

Phasic Reality

Score with a Phasic Girder 2500 times

Ultra Rare2.5%

Phased In

Score with a Phasic Girder 10000 times

Ultra Rare2.5%

Cant Phase Me

Score with a Phasic Girder 30000 times

Ultra Rare2.5%

Pattern Splitting Veteran

Score with a Phasic Girder 60000 times

Ultra Rare2.5%

Driven Mad

Score with a Ghost Zone 60000 times

Ultra Rare2.5%

Fast Cannon Tzar

Score with a Medium Cannon 60000 times

Ultra Rare2.5%

Golden Ghosts

Purchase 25 Ghost Zones

Very Rare5.1%

Flippers For Days

Purchase 20 Pinball Flippers

Very Rare5.1%

Flipping Lot of Flippers

Purchase 25 Pinball Flippers

Very Rare5.1%

Multiversal Traversal

Purchase 10 Phasic Girders

Very Rare7.6%

Phased Fifteen

Purchase 15 Phasic Girders

Very Rare7.6%

Faded Fortune

Purchase 20 Phasic Girders

Very Rare7.6%

Pattern Splitting Veteran

Purchase 25 Phasic Girders

Very Rare7.6%

Split Tuah

Score with a splitter coin 60000 times

Very Rare7.6%

Slow Shuffle Platinum

Score with a Light Cannon 60000 times

Very Rare7.6%

Real Haunting

Purchase 10 Ghost Zones

Very Rare7.6%

Monster Mash

Purchase 15 Ghost Zones

Very Rare7.6%

Pack of Ghouls

Purchase 20 Ghost Zones

Very Rare7.6%

Absolutely Terrified

Score with a Ghost Zone 30000 times

Very Rare7.6%

Echo Impractical

Purchase 25 Echo Girders

Very Rare7.6%

Flipping Houses

Purchase 10 Pinball Flippers

Very Rare7.6%

Flipped 51

Purchase 15 Pinball Flippers

Very Rare7.6%

Flipper Fan

Score with a Pinball Flipper 30000 times

Very Rare7.6%

Flipped Tables

Score with a Pinball Flipper 60000 times

Very Rare7.6%

Ready Aim

Purchase 15 Fast Cannons

Very Rare7.6%

More Cannons!

Purchase 20 Fast Cannons

Very Rare7.6%

Pattern Unifier

Purchase 25 Fast Cannons

Very Rare7.6%

Chainshot

Score with a Medium Cannon 10000 times

Very Rare7.6%

Veteran Cannoneer

Score with a Medium Cannon 30000 times

Very Rare7.6%

Bongobssesive

Purchase 20 Bongo Girders

Very Rare10.2%

Big Bongo Dreama

Purchase 25 Bongo Girders

Very Rare10.2%

Worst Shape In Game

Purchase 15 Apple Bumpers

Very Rare10.2%

Apple Grind

Purchase 20 Apple Bumpers

Very Rare10.2%

Worst Achievement in Game

Purchase 25 Apple Bumpers

Very Rare10.2%

Creamed Apple

Score with an Apple Bumper 30000 times

Very Rare10.2%

Obliterated Apple

Score with an Apple Bumper 60000 times

Very Rare10.2%

Coin Magic

Purchase 15 Splitter Coins

Very Rare10.2%

Seeing Double

Purchase 20 Splitter Coins

Very Rare10.2%

Coin Collection

Purchase 25 Splitter Coins

Very Rare10.2%

Split The Bill

Score with a splitter coin 10000 times

Very Rare10.2%

Cry Over Split Milk

Score with a splitter coin 30000 times

Very Rare10.2%

Outdated Cannons

Purchase 10 Light Cannons

Very Rare10.2%

15 Cannon Salute

Purchase 15 Light Cannons

Very Rare10.2%

Second Chancer

Purchase 20 Light Cannons

Very Rare10.2%

Light Cannon Collector

Purchase 25 Light Cannons

Very Rare10.2%

Balls Away

Score with a Light Cannon 30000 times

Very Rare10.2%

Pinball Motel

Purchase 10 Pinball Bumpers

Very Rare10.2%

Pinball Hotel

Purchase 15 Pinball Bumpers

Very Rare10.2%

Pinball Home

Purchase 20 Pinball Bumpers

Very Rare10.2%

Pinball Palace

Purchase 25 Pinball Bumpers

Very Rare10.2%

Nitro Boost

Score with a Pinball Bumper 10000 times

Very Rare10.2%

Ringy Ding Ding

Score with a Pinball Bumper 30000 times

Very Rare10.2%

Gold Star For This

Score with a Pinball Bumper 60000 times

Very Rare10.2%

Spooked

Score with a Ghost Zone 10000 times

Very Rare10.2%

Echo Aquatic

Purchase 10 Echo Girders

Very Rare10.2%

Expensive Echos

Purchase 15 Echo Girders

Very Rare10.2%

Echo Blockage

Purchase 20 Echo Girders

Very Rare10.2%

Duplication Nation(2)

Score with an Echo Girder 60000 times

Very Rare10.2%

Modest Flipper Collection

Purchase 5 Pinball Flippers

Very Rare10.2%

Now This Is Pinball

Score with a Pinball Flipper 10000 times

Very Rare10.2%

Cannon Collector

Purchase 5 Fast Cannons

Very Rare10.2%

Cool Cannons

Purchase 10 Fast Cannons

Very Rare10.2%

Pattern Stable

Score with a Medium Cannon 2500 times

Very Rare10.2%

Bongo Fanatic

Purchase 15 Bongo Girders

Very Rare12.8%

Still Believe in Apple

Purchase 10 Apple Bumpers

Very Rare12.8%

Blasting Along

Score with a Light Cannon 10000 times

Very Rare12.8%

Ghost Sighting

Purchase 5 Ghost Zones

Very Rare12.8%

A Little Scared

Score with a Ghost Zone 2500 times

Very Rare12.8%

Duplication Nation

Score with an Echo Girder 10000 times

Very Rare12.8%

Duplication Duplication

Score with an Echo Girder 30000 times

Very Rare12.8%

Fast Firing

Score with a Medium Cannon 100 times

Very Rare12.8%

Splattered Apple

Score with an Apple Bumper 10000 times

Rare15.3%

Trick Coin

Purchase 10 Splitter Coins

Rare15.3%

Echo Unheard

Purchase 5 Echo Girders

Rare15.3%

Duplication Directive

Score with an Echo Girder 2500 times

Rare15.3%

Freedom Flips

Score with a Pinball Flipper 2500 times

Rare15.3%

Splitting Hairs

Score with a splitter coin 2500 times

Rare17.9%

Bouncy Bounce

Score with a Pinball Bumper 2500 times

Rare20.5%

Flipping Finally

Score with a Pinball Flipper 100 times

Rare20.5%

See The Pattern

Purchase 5 Phasic Girders

Rare23.0%

Rusty Cannons

Purchase 5 Light Cannons

Rare23.0%

Slow Blow

Score with a Light Cannon 2500 times

Rare23.0%

Pinball Shack

Purchase 5 Pinball Bumpers

Rare23.0%

Bongo Enjoyer

Purchase 10 Bongo Girders

Rare25.6%

Mushy Apple

Score with an Apple Bumper 2500 times

Rare25.6%

Duplication Dialup

Score with an Echo Girder 100 times

Rare25.6%

Not Scary

Score with a Ghost Zone 100 times

Uncommon30.7%

Basic Ball Duplication

Purchase 5 Splitter Coins

Uncommon33.3%

Bongo Groovin

Score with a Bongo Girder 2500 times

Uncommon35.8%

Pop!

Score with a Pinball Bumper 100 times

Uncommon35.8%

Split Personality

Score with a splitter coin 100 times

Uncommon38.4%

Basic Blast

Score with a Light Cannon 100 times

Uncommon38.4%

Bunch of Apples

Purchase 5 Apple Bumpers

Uncommon41.0%

Bongo Starter Pack

Purchase 5 Bongo Girders

Common53.8%

Bruised Apple

Score with an Apple Bumper 100 times

Common53.8%

King of Bongo

Score with a Bongo Girder 100 times

Common76.9%