Dwarfs!?

Dwarfs!?

29 achievements
Ultra Rare×5
Very Rare×15
Rare×9

About Dwarfs!?'s achievements

Dwarfs!? has 29 Steam achievements, 5 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "The Thickest Beard", earned by just 3.4% of players. Across 10 SteamVault hunters who reached 100%, full completion takes a median of about 14 hours. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
3.4%
of players earned "The Thickest Beard"
SteamVault 100%s
10
members fully completed it
Median to 100%
14h
typical time to full completion

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Easy → Brutal
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Grindiness—
No grind → Huge grind
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All Dwarfs!? achievements

29 achievements
The Thickest Beard
The Thickest Beard
Get a score over 500 000 in Tedi Hardcore Arcade Mode!
Ultra Rare3.4%
Cave Crasher
Cave Crasher
Open 2000 Caves in Arcade Mode
Ultra Rare4.0%
The Rock
The Rock
Get a score over 500 000 in Hard Arcade Mode!
Ultra Rare4.3%
King of the Caves
King of the Caves
Get awarded with Two Axes on every single Challenge
Ultra Rare4.3%
Micro Master
Micro Master
Use Instant Seal on 10 Water- or Lava Caves!
Ultra Rare4.8%
Pro Arcader
Pro Arcader
Survive a 60-minute Arcade Game on Normal Mode
Very Rare7.2%
Way of the Axe
Way of the Axe
Level a Warrior Dwarf to Level 15!
Very Rare8.3%
Slayer of Kings
Slayer of Kings
You've slain 30 Bosses
Very Rare8.3%
Way of the Pick
Way of the Pick
Level a Digger Dwarf to Level 15!
Very Rare8.7%
Not A War hammer
Not A War hammer
Get a cumulative total of 40k gold
Very Rare8.8%
Untimely Death
Untimely Death
Manage to die in an arcade game in less than fifteen seconds!
Very Rare9.1%
Like Bunnies
Like Bunnies
Have 2500 Diggers in all games total
Very Rare9.1%
Headshot!
Headshot!
Hit only zombies, and at least five of them, in the Carnival minigame
Very Rare9.5%
Pole Dancer
Pole Dancer
Hit only poles with all axes in the Carnival minigame
Very Rare10.2%
In The Business
In The Business
Have 10 Outposts with Taverns in Arcade Mode
Very Rare10.9%
Gold Axe
Gold Axe
Score at least 2500 points in the Carnival minigame
Very Rare11.1%
You Perv!
You Perv!
Hit only elves, and at least five of them, in the Carnival minigame
Very Rare11.8%
Sharpshooter
Sharpshooter
Hit a target with every single axe in the Carnival minigame
Very Rare13.2%
Try Again
Try Again
Miss with every axe in the Carnival minigame
Very Rare13.5%
Hole In One
Hole In One
Kill a Goblin by luring him down a hole
Very Rare13.9%
Hip to be Square
Hip to be Square
Get a score over 500 000 in Normal Arcade Mode!
Rare16.0%
Silver Axe
Silver Axe
Score at least 1000 points in the Carnival minigame
Rare16.7%
Eeeh?! Iisi Moodo?!
Eeeh?! Iisi Moodo?!
Get a score over 500 000 in Easy Arcade Mode!
Rare17.3%
Beard for Business
Beard for Business
Dig through a total of 1000 mineral squares in Arcade Mode.
Rare18.2%
Bronze Axe
Bronze Axe
Score at least 500 points in the Carnival minigame
Rare20.2%
For The Hoard
For The Hoard
Have 25000 gold coins in Arcade Mode!
Rare21.3%
War Is On
War Is On
Have 25 Warriors at the same time in Arcade Mode
Rare24.1%
Stupid Achievement
Stupid Achievement
Play the Carnival minigame
Rare26.3%
Diggy Kong
Diggy Kong
Dig through a total of 25000 squares in Arcade Mode.
Rare27.3%