NotTheNameWeWanted

39 achievements

Ultra Rare×5

Very Rare×16

Rare×11

Uncommon×5

Common×2

About NotTheNameWeWanted's achievements

NotTheNameWeWanted has 39 Steam achievements, 5 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Practice Makes Perfect", earned by just 4.2% of players. Across 3 SteamVault hunters who reached 100%, full completion takes a median of about 4 hours. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

4.2%

of players earned "Practice Makes Perfect"

SteamVault 100%s

members fully completed it

Median to 100%

typical time to full completion

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All NotTheNameWeWanted achievements

39 achievements

Practice Makes Perfect

Complete London without dying.

Ultra Rare4.2%

Paradox

If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work

Ultra Rare4.3%

Beyond the Possible

Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.

Ultra Rare4.6%

Thamesting Fate

Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.

Ultra Rare4.9%

Communist Leanings.

Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.

Ultra Rare4.9%

Who Are These Guys!?

In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.

Very Rare5.2%

Turn an Eye Blind

Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.

Very Rare5.9%

Spud-U-Like

Listen to entire rap.

Very Rare7.1%

Mindless Destruction

Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.

Very Rare7.2%

Jimmy Carr's Accountant

Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.

Very Rare7.2%

A Flaw in the System

Learn the Lidl safe combination.

Very Rare7.7%

Prison Rules Apply

Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.

Very Rare8.7%

GaGa

Listen to all the radio stations.

Very Rare8.8%

Total Clock Up

Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.

Very Rare9.6%

The Ex-Wife

Crash into the lake when the body is floating.

Very Rare9.8%

Splat the Rat

You splat the rat.

Very Rare10.7%

Know Your Enemy

Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.

Very Rare11.0%

Great Traffic Adventure

Complete the Game.

Very Rare11.8%

Oh I Give Up

All this counting is boring.

Very Rare14.4%

That Can't Be Right

Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.

Very Rare14.7%

Now Then, Where Were We?

Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.

Very Rare14.9%

Sorry, Went For a Cuppa

Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?

Rare15.1%

Find and F*** Up

Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.

Rare16.2%

Uncover and Cover Up

Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.

Rare16.3%

Locate and Ruin

Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.

Rare16.3%

Search and Destroy

Destroy the first piece of evidence.

Rare16.4%

Seek and Eliminate

Destroy the second piece of evidence.

Rare16.4%

Hunt and Kill

Destroy the third piece of evidence.

Rare16.4%

Tally Ho!

Play as David for the first time.

Rare27.1%

ReElection Special

Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.

Rare27.5%

Taking it From Behind

Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.

Rare27.8%

Something from the Salad Bar

Get sliced by the harvester.

Rare28.1%

Once For Each Year

Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.

Uncommon30.7%

Big Deal

Complete Swindon.

Uncommon32.2%

wot u lookin at

Play as Darren for the first time.

Uncommon39.7%

Comm Plete Wy Als Lev Al

Complete Wales.

Uncommon43.1%

Hello, my name is Kenneth.

Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!

Uncommon49.7%

Twiddling the Bits

Visit the options screen.

Common51.4%

Cael Oddi Fy Tir

Play as Daffyd for the first time.

Common79.2%