Crap Game, Don’t Play

8 achievements

Very Rare×1

Rare×3

Uncommon×2

Common×2

About Crap Game, Don’t Play's achievements

Crap Game, Don’t Play has 8 Steam achievements. The rarest is "The Path of Philosophy", earned by just 12.7% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

12.7%

of players earned "The Path of Philosophy"

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Difficulty—

Easy → Brutal

Enjoyment—

Meh → Loved it

Grindiness—

No grind → Huge grind

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All Crap Game, Don’t Play achievements

8 achievements

The Path of Philosophy

Became addicted to watching the statue

Very Rare12.7%

They're All Traps!

Better to misjudge a thousand than to let a single one escape

Rare16.7%

Good Taste

Open the Malware store page

Rare17.1%

You Have... Peculiar Tastes

Cleared the game

Rare18.4%

Haha, Soft-locked

You've gone down a path of no return

Uncommon30.3%

Dark Soul

You Dead

Uncommon38.5%

I Don't Care Anymore

Whatever happens next is none of my business

Common65.8%

Let's Stop Here

Don't play any further

Common98.4%