Milk Run

33 achievements

Ultra Rare×7

Very Rare×13

Rare×7

Uncommon×3

Common×3

About Milk Run's achievements

Milk Run has 33 Steam achievements, 5 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Dad of the Year", earned by just 1.5% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

1.5%

of players earned "Dad of the Year"

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Difficulty—

Easy → Brutal

Enjoyment—

Meh → Loved it

Grindiness—

No grind → Huge grind

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All Milk Run achievements

33 achievements

Family Reunion

Everyone made it to the top together. Miracles exist.

Ultra Rare0.0%

Unstoppable Dad

Never fell once. You might actually be sober.

Ultra Rare0.0%

Dad of the Year

You brought the milk home. Someone’s finally proud of you.

Ultra Rare1.5%

You Brought It Home

The milk made it back. So did you.

Ultra Rare1.5%

Thank You, Dad

Experienced every ending. You’ve done enough.

Ultra Rare1.5%

Milk Speedrun

Got milk in 2 hours. Speedy dad energy.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Life’s a Climb

Sat down and just looked at the view. Maybe it was worth it.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Perfect Sync

All limbs, one mind. Chaos briefly made sense.

Very Rare6.1%

Next Stop: Regret

You caught the train...sort of...

Very Rare9.2%

Defying Expectations

Gravity’s just a rumor, right?

Very Rare9.2%

New Beginnings

Walked through the door. Started a new life… maybe.

Very Rare9.2%

The Long Run

Reached the top of the tower. Took you long enough.

Very Rare9.2%

Recycling Hero

Saving the planet one failed jump at a time.

Very Rare10.7%

Dad on Ice

Graceful as ever, you didn’t completely fall.

Very Rare10.7%

Cool Under Pressure

Lasers, ice, and emotional instability — a perfect combo.

Very Rare10.7%

Heaven’s Parking Lot

You made it to paradise. The milk was waiting all along.

Very Rare10.7%

Got Milk?

You did it. You actually got the milk.

Very Rare10.7%

One Swing Man

Reached the top using a single grappling swing. Unreal.

Very Rare10.7%

We’re Waiting, Dad...

Heard your kid’s voice. Don’t forget why you climbed.

Very Rare10.7%

Financial Recovery Arc

The bills are paid, but the fridge is still empty.

Very Rare12.3%

Human Pinball

You bounced your way to victory. Physics would be proud.

Rare15.3%

Red means go, right?

Safety rules were suggestions anyway.

Rare16.9%

Dad Souls

Died 100 times. You’ve truly embraced the suffering.

Rare16.9%

Midlife Sparkle

Shiny rocks won’t fix your problems, but they help.

Rare18.4%

Five-a-Day

You swung through fruit like a blender on steroids.

Rare23.0%

Structural Anxiety

It’s not falling apart, you are.

Rare23.0%

Suburban Heights

Who needs a mortgage when you can just climb?

Rare29.2%

Gravity Wins

Fell all the way from the top. That’s impressive, in a tragic way.

Uncommon36.9%

Kitchen Chaos

It’s like cooking, but with less success and more bruises.

Uncommon40.0%

Helping Hands

Successfully worked together for once.

Uncommon47.6%

Home Improvement

You conquered the furniture. Finally fixed something around the house.

Common58.4%

Oops...

First fall. Won’t be your last.

Common80.0%

High Velocity

You’ve officially broken several traffic laws — and probably some bones.

Common87.6%