NotCoD™

NotCoD™

73 achievements
Ultra Rare×37
Very Rare×20
Rare×13
Uncommon×3

About NotCoD™'s achievements

NotCoD™ has 73 Steam achievements, 37 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Future Shock One", earned by just 2.8% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
2.8%
of players earned "Future Shock One"

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All NotCoD™ achievements

73 achievements
Future Shock One
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare2.8%
Well I’ll Be Damned
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare2.8%
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
Complete Mission 8, Badass difficulty.
Ultra Rare2.9%
Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Complete Mission 9, Badass difficulty.
Ultra Rare2.9%
Or Was It Judith?
Or Was It Judith?
Complete Call of Judy, Badass difficulty.
Ultra Rare2.9%
Collateral Damage
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare2.9%
These Aren't Just Zombies...These Are NotZombies
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare2.9%
Offshore Account
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare2.9%
Crashing The Castle
Crashing The Castle
Complete Mission 4, Badass difficulty.
Ultra Rare3.0%
A Grave Mistake
A Grave Mistake
Complete Mission 5, Badass difficulty.
Ultra Rare3.0%
Heil Mary, Full Of Grace
Heil Mary, Full Of Grace
Complete Mission 6, Badass difficulty.
Ultra Rare3.0%
You're Locked In Here With Me!
You're Locked In Here With Me!
Complete Mission 7, Badass difficulty.
Ultra Rare3.0%
...Or Surprising Insights?
...Or Surprising Insights?
Find every piece of Intel in Call of Judy.
Ultra Rare3.0%
Gazzer's Revenge
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare3.0%
Doing What's Necessary
Doing What's Necessary
Put Denis Down.
Ultra Rare3.0%
Open Wide
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare3.1%
A Ghost Of A Chance
A Ghost Of A Chance
Complete Mission 3, Badass difficulty.
Ultra Rare3.2%
Silence Is Golden
Silence Is Golden
Destroy all the tannoys in Musoleum.
Ultra Rare3.2%
If You Want Something Done Right…
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare3.2%
There But For The Grace Of God…
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare3.2%
Feelin' Lucky, Punk?
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare3.2%
Sunday Schooling
Sunday Schooling
Kill 666 Nuns on the Sabbath.
Ultra Rare3.3%
Joseph's Favourite Son
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare3.3%
Master Of My Own Fete
Master Of My Own Fete
Complete Mission 2, Badass difficulty.
Ultra Rare3.4%
Trench Foot
Trench Foot
Complete Mission 1, Badass difficulty.
Ultra Rare3.6%
The Gospel According To Murdoch
The Gospel According To Murdoch
Listen to all tannoy announcements in the Musoleum.
Ultra Rare3.6%
The People's Republic Of NotGames
The People's Republic Of NotGames
Complete any Mission in Call of Judy while censorship is in effect.
Ultra Rare3.6%
Ice Cold
Ice Cold
Destroy every ice cream van.
Ultra Rare3.7%
I Need No Announcement
I Need No Announcement
Destroy every tannoy at the Fete.
Ultra Rare3.7%
Duck, Duck, Mousse
Duck, Duck, Mousse
Run over all the innocents on the Ghost Train.
Ultra Rare3.9%
Oh Boy, A Friend!
Oh Boy, A Friend!
Play split-screen.
Ultra Rare3.9%
Thus Spake Kenneth
Thus Spake Kenneth
Listen to every tannoy announcement in the evening-time at the Fete.
Ultra Rare4.0%
He Shoots, He Scores!
He Shoots, He Scores!
Improve your K:D by killing three enemies with 1 bullet.
Ultra Rare4.0%
A Single Kenneth Suddenly Silenced
A Single Kenneth Suddenly Silenced
Destroy every tannoy in the evening-time at the Fete.
Ultra Rare4.0%
Lingerer
Lingerer
Listen to every tannoy announcement at the Fete.
Ultra Rare4.6%
We’ve Been Here Before…
We’ve Been Here Before…
Play every different level in Call of Judy, then start any one level again.
Ultra Rare4.8%
Tomb Raider
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare4.9%
Murder the Magnate
Murder the Magnate
Complete Mission 9.
Very Rare5.5%
To Be Continued...
To Be Continued...
Complete Call of Judy.
Very Rare5.5%
0WN3D
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare5.7%
PWN3D
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare5.7%
NotBad
NotBad
Complete Call of Judy, Gamer difficulty.
Very Rare6.0%
Hole Puncher
Hole Puncher
Complete every mounted gun section to become the ultimate Stationary Killer.
Very Rare6.6%
Pure-Bred Console Player
Pure-Bred Console Player
Complete any mission in Call of Judy with a controller.
Very Rare6.6%
Patience Of A Saint
Patience Of A Saint
Satisfy your OCD in the Filing room.
Very Rare6.8%
Told You So
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare7.3%
What Is Dead May Never Die
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare7.4%
Nothing To Hide
Nothing To Hide
Investigate the Surveillance system.
Very Rare8.3%
Piece Of Pie
Piece Of Pie
Discover the "legitimate" sources of the Bum.
Very Rare8.9%
Inner Demons
Inner Demons
Complete Mission 8.
Very Rare9.5%
Useless Information...
Useless Information...
Find your first piece of Intel.
Very Rare9.7%
The Church's Dirty Little Secret
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare9.8%
...Just Kidding! He’s Not
...Just Kidding! He’s Not
Complete Mission 7.
Very Rare10.1%
God Is On Your Side...
God Is On Your Side...
Complete Mission 6.
Very Rare12.1%
Sorry, No Refunds
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare12.4%
Milturion.
Milturion.
Deliver the sweet release of death to one thousand definitely unjustifiable targets.
Very Rare13.7%
Ashes To Ashes
Ashes To Ashes
Complete Mission 5.
Very Rare14.2%
Clowning Around
Clowning Around
Complete Mission 4.
Rare15.2%
Who You Gonna Call?
Who You Gonna Call?
Complete Mission 3.
Rare16.4%
Splash!
Splash!
Kill at least 3 enemies with one grenade or rocket explosion.
Rare17.4%
A Jolly Jaunt
A Jolly Jaunt
Complete Mission 2.
Rare20.4%
Live Dangerously
Live Dangerously
Ride the Ferris Wheel.
Rare22.1%
Baptised
Baptised
Sponge. That. Sinner!
Rare22.8%
Do You Know Who I Am?
Do You Know Who I Am?
Listen to an entire Kenneth Announcement.
Rare24.7%
KABOOM!
KABOOM!
Blow up.
Rare25.8%
Get Mounted
Get Mounted
Complete your first mounted gun section.
Rare26.4%
Down And Dirty
Down And Dirty
Complete Mission 1.
Rare27.2%
Centurion.
Centurion.
Deliver the sweet release of death to one hundred somewhat justifiable targets.
Rare28.8%
PC Master Race
PC Master Race
Complete any mission in Call of Judy with keyboard and mouse.
Rare28.8%
To War!
To War!
Complete Basic Training.
Rare29.2%
Slayer Of Sponge
Slayer Of Sponge
Destroy a totally innocent cake.
Uncommon32.2%
Not A Moron
Not A Moron
Prove you're actually alive by successfully starting the game.
Uncommon33.7%
Decturion
Decturion
Deliver the sweet release of death to ten totally justifiable targets.
Uncommon33.7%