Jalopy

Jalopy

23 achievements

Ultra Rare×10

Very Rare×7

Rare×3

Uncommon×2

Common×1

About Jalopy's achievements

Jalopy has 23 Steam achievements, 10 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "It's a Classic", earned by just 1.2% of players. Across 3 SteamVault hunters who reached 100%, full completion takes a median of about 35 hours. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

1.2%

of players earned "It's a Classic"

SteamVault 100%s

3

members fully completed it

Median to 100%

35h

typical time to full completion

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Community Ratings

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Difficulty—

Easy → Brutal

Enjoyment—

Meh → Loved it

Grindiness—

No grind → Huge grind

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All Jalopy achievements

23 achievements

It's a Classic

Max out the odometer

Ultra Rare1.2%

Grand Tourer

Drive 100,000 KM

Ultra Rare1.3%

Voyager

Drive 50,000 KM

Ultra Rare1.4%

Turkey

Dispense 550 Marks worth of items into the Turkish economy

Ultra Rare1.4%

There, and back again.

Drive from Germany, to Turkey, and back to Germany in one session.

Ultra Rare1.5%

Bulgaria

Dispense 500 Marks worth of items into the Bulgarian economy

Ultra Rare1.8%

Yugoslavia

Dispense 450 Marks worth of items into the Yugoslavian economy

Ultra Rare2.7%

Bootlegger

Smuggle 6 bottles of wine through a single checkpoint

Ultra Rare2.7%

Hungary

Dispense 400 Marks worth of items into the Hungarian economy

Ultra Rare4.4%

Garbage Cannot

Experienced karma

Ultra Rare4.6%

Explorer

Drive 10,000 KM

Very Rare5.9%

Hear Me Roar

Use the horn till it burns out

Very Rare6.0%

CSFR

Dispense 350 Marks worth of items into the CSFR economy

Very Rare8.7%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare9.1%

GDR

Dispense 300 Marks worth of items into the East-German economy

Very Rare11.8%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare13.8%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare15.0%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Rare15.1%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Rare18.1%

Proud Owner

Cleaned the car 50 times

Rare20.8%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Uncommon35.3%

Rite of Passage

Run out of fuel

Uncommon48.8%

I’ll be able to buff this out no problem!

Experienced a really big collision

Common71.7%