Genital Jousting

28 achievements

Ultra Rare×16

Very Rare×7

Rare×1

Uncommon×4

About Genital Jousting's achievements

Genital Jousting has 28 Steam achievements, 16 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Fussy Lover", earned by just 1.2% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

1.2%

of players earned "Fussy Lover"

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Difficulty—

Easy → Brutal

Enjoyment—

Meh → Loved it

Grindiness—

No grind → Huge grind

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All Genital Jousting achievements

28 achievements

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.

Ultra Rare1.2%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Ultra Rare1.3%

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Ultra Rare1.3%

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Ultra Rare1.6%

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Ultra Rare1.7%

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Ultra Rare1.8%

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Ultra Rare2.3%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Ultra Rare3.1%

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Ultra Rare3.1%

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Ultra Rare3.2%

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Ultra Rare3.5%

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Ultra Rare3.8%

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Ultra Rare3.8%

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

Ultra Rare4.1%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Ultra Rare4.5%

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

Ultra Rare4.8%

Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Very Rare5.3%

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Very Rare6.3%

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Very Rare6.8%

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Very Rare7.0%

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Very Rare9.7%

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

Very Rare10.8%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Very Rare11.5%

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.

Rare16.4%

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.

Uncommon32.3%

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.

Uncommon33.3%

Go Right

Move to the right.

Uncommon47.2%

Go Left

Move to the left.

Uncommon47.3%