Genital Jousting

Genital Jousting

28 achievements
Ultra Rareร—17
Very Rareร—6
Rareร—1
Uncommonร—4

About Genital Jousting's achievements

Genital Jousting has 28 Steam achievements, 17 of them ultra-rare โ€” unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Fussy Lover", earned by just 1.2% of players. Across 6 SteamVault hunters who reached 100%, full completion takes a median of about 7 hours. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
1.2%
of players earned "Fussy Lover"
SteamVault 100%s
6
members fully completed it
Median to 100%
7h
typical time to full completion

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Easy โ†’ Brutal
Enjoymentโ€”
Meh โ†’ Loved it
Grindinessโ€”
No grind โ†’ Huge grind
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All Genital Jousting achievements

28 achievements
Fussy Lover
Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy.
Ultra Rare1.2%
Appalling Appetite
???
Hidden achievement โ€” tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare1.3%
Couch Party
Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
Ultra Rare1.3%
Sleep No More
Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Ultra Rare1.7%
Bulking Gear
Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Ultra Rare1.7%
Early Bird
Early Bird
Swallow every worm.
Ultra Rare1.8%
Paperwork
Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report.
Ultra Rare2.3%
Meet Your Maker
???
Hidden achievement โ€” tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare3.1%
Safety First
Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Ultra Rare3.2%
My Precious
My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Ultra Rare3.3%
Popcorn Buffet
Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Ultra Rare3.5%
Master Unlocker
Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Ultra Rare3.9%
Magnetic Basshole
Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Ultra Rare3.9%
The Perfect Partner
The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Ultra Rare4.2%
Summer Job
???
Hidden achievement โ€” tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare4.5%
Spare Wheel
Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Ultra Rare4.9%
Most Improved Tapulator
Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Ultra Rare5.0%
Clumsy
Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Very Rare6.4%
Always Finishes First
Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Very Rare6.9%
Autopaedicatio
Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Very Rare7.0%
Till Death Do Us
Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Very Rare9.7%
Swan Tamer
Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Very Rare10.9%
A Better John
???
Hidden achievement โ€” tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Very Rare11.6%
Self Defence
Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Rare16.5%
Generous Lover
Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Uncommon32.6%
Fire Inspector
Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Uncommon33.3%
Go Right
Go Right
Move to the right.
Uncommon46.9%
Go Left
Go Left
Move to the left.
Uncommon47.0%